10 inch AR barrel identifies as a "metal straw".

Or an illegal immigrant selling/giving plastic straws. Liberals head explodes.

Drinking a acai straeberry drink feels funny with no straw.

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Full semi auto straws...

California is already poised to pass laws prohibiting the use of 3D printers to produce illegal plastic straws.   

Once all these prohibitions go into effect, I guess anyone buying plastic straws would be charged with making a "straw purchase."   

California is already poised to pass laws prohibiting the use of 3D printers to produce illegal plastic straws.   

Once all these prohibitions go into effect, I guess anyone buying plastic straws would be charged with making a "straw purchase."   

We need to do something! This is the last straw!

We need to do something! This is the last straw!

Who is going take the lead on this?

Maybe we should draw straws...

6 feet polymer tubes capable of killing sea creatures like Aquaman and Flipper.
I say again. Lego designed 3d printed plastic capable of quarts of water in a half second.

Of the things currently plaguing the streets of San Fran, which one should we do something about?
A. Human feces
B. Used syringes
C. Plastic drink straws
D. Rampant theft

I think discarded cigarette butts are more of a problem then plastic straws.

I think discarded cigarette butts are more of a problem then plastic straws.

see it everyday. Drivers just flicking it onto the road. Do they think they are biodegradable or something? Ainokea my ashtray???

you all make fun of the straw ban. proof they are deadly. youtube has not banned these people yet.

you all make fun of the straw ban. proof they are deadly. youtube has not banned these people yet.

This should be mandatory training for all teachers.

in the last California straw poll, it was determined that the government was grasping at straws to prevent the straw purchases of straws through straw men. It really was the last straw

moar coughfee pleeze 

Who else besides me made blowguns with TV antennas and strips of paper?

Who else besides me made blowguns with TV antennas and strips of paper?

We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.

We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.

or these...

or these...

We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.

What?! I still use those!

What?! I still use those!

Rabbit ears are back in use for OTA broadcasts.  My HD antenna isn't made of "rabbit ear" extensions. Solid plastic shell containing wire mesh.

We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.

....
Yet people are cutting the cable more frequently nowadays because of the rising cost.
I got along fine when spectrum chopped my qam service. But since they offered 2 years free box rental, I took it.
By the time the 2 years is up, I should have my old antenna remounted with new wires.

 
The aluminum tubes used to make the antennas was a tremendously versatile and formidable weapon.
Think about the primitive tribes hunting with poison tipped darts....similar

CA :facepalm: