Don't know where you guys are buying your tin foil (do they even sell that anymore?) but doesn't sound like they are the heavy duty kind.
The real story with CV is that it's gonna make the whole world turn to shit, and then everyone will scream and demand to give up their freedom and rights, in exchange for the New World Order, a.k.a. world communism.
Let's see how this Reality Show plays out in the coming months...
That $1200 per person is gonna feel real nice, until one day they say you gotta get that monthly vaccine shot, give up your guns and other rights (and even your kids) if you want to continue getting it. Oh, and people over 50 have to "unlive" themselves because it's environmentally and fiscally unsustainable to have old folks hanging around. The youngsters will totally agree to this commonsense policy and will get extra dollars for reporting your aging ass to the authorities.
I know, sounds nuts, but if you wanted the Heavy Duty tin foil, just telling y'all ahead of time.
PS - I forgot, no more burials. Everyone gets cremated. More eco-friendly. Saves space for the trees (in reality, for the overlords, like in the Hunger Games). You may or may not get the ashes from your folks. Or just a webpage to remember them by.