My post, so I get to make the rules. You are only allowed to reply if you are, at the time of your reply, in a state of "altered consciousness." This state is, doubtless, and without question, the result only of your having imbibed legal substances that may, under certain circumstances, alter either your perceptions, or your willingness to express said perceptions. Anyone who posts while clean and sober acknowledges, by so doing, that they are violating both the spirit and the letter of the aforementioned rule. And, yes, I did type this after no fewer than 6 shots of a potent and popular almost-bourbon, and without the benefit of spell-check. Boo-yah!