Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn (Read 2277 times)

drck1000

No good deed goes unpunished.  ;D

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/

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A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

aieahound

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2018, 03:26:56 PM »
A man after my own heart !

 :rofl:

Defense: "I just gave him a lifetime supply of fertilizer to show my appreciation"

drck1000

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2018, 03:34:59 PM »
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He was freed on bail a few hours after his arrest, and told reporters to “stay alert“, claiming he had “a few other pranks to pull over the next few weeks“.

rklapp

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2018, 08:48:53 AM »
I doubt the boss wants this to go to trial. Probably would show how much of a shithead he is, literally...
Yahh! Freedom and justice shall always prevail over tyranny, Babysitter Girl!
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mrgaf

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2018, 09:33:42 AM »
What a bunch of shit!
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

changemyoil66

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2018, 10:15:48 AM »
If I win the lottery, plan on millions being spent on attorneys to fight for our 2a rights.

oldfart

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2018, 12:38:41 PM »
Oh... so many possible jokes.
Here's a few off the top of my HEAD:

Now that he is EFFLUENT he can DOO whatever he wants

I would not WASTE my time on such pranks

NLRB might want to SNIFF around into that boss's past

That employee will be MOOO-VING on to a better life. I'm sure he has some PIE in the sky ASSpirations.
 
OK, I'm done DUMPING bad jokes on you guys. I'm kind of POOPED out now.

What, Me Worry?

mrgaf

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2018, 05:05:35 PM »
Oh... so many possible jokes.
Here's a few off the top of my HEAD:

Now that he is EFFLUENT he can DOO whatever he wants

I would not WASTE my time on such pranks

NLRB might want to SNIFF around into that boss's past

That employee will be MOOO-VING on to a better life. I'm sure he has some PIE in the sky ASSpirations.
 
OK, I'm done DUMPING bad jokes on you guys. I'm kind of POOPED out now.

His boss is a TURD

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

macsak

Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2018, 05:47:45 PM »
His boss is a TURD

i'm hoping my employees never win the lottery