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American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« on: November 20, 2021, 02:40:35 AM »
American Cancer Society Does Not Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for Ages 75+; Biden's 78

https://www.cnsnews.com/article/washington/susan-jones/american-cancer-society-does-not-recommend-routine-colonoscopy-ages
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ren

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2021, 07:34:57 AM »
President Kamala Harris in
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oldfart

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2021, 07:51:03 AM »
So many opportunities for jokes about the Biden colorectal exam.
Let's see some.
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Jl808

American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2021, 09:05:09 AM »
Docs find Obama’s missing gloves lost during a previous puppeteering session.
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oldfart

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2021, 12:53:11 PM »
Quote from: Jl808 on November 20, 2021, 09:05:09 AM
Docs find Obama’s missing gloves lost during a previous puppeteering session.
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LOL

Then the doctor gave him 2 thumbs up
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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changemyoil66

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2021, 01:20:59 PM »
Quote from: ren on November 20, 2021, 07:34:57 AM
President Kamala Harris in
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What sorcery is this?


It's

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Flapp_Jackson

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2021, 01:27:39 PM »
Quote from: changemyoil66 on November 20, 2021, 01:20:59 PM
What sorcery is this?


It's

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He had it right.  If he said 3, 2, 1, and she didn't become president at that moment, it would have been #Fake News!    :geekdanc:

Starting at one and using the "...", his statement isn't false.  You can keep counting until she's sworn in.

 :shaka: :rofl:
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ren

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2021, 01:34:15 PM »
Private school....3.14......GPA
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drck1000

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2021, 01:36:48 PM »
Quote from: ren on November 20, 2021, 01:34:15 PM
Private school....3.14......GPA
Reputable? 
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changemyoil66

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2021, 01:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on November 20, 2021, 01:27:39 PM
He had it right.  If he said 3, 2, 1, and she didn't become president at that moment, it would have been #Fake News!    :geekdanc:

Starting at one and using the "...", his statement isn't false.  You can keep counting until she's sworn in.

 :shaka: :rofl:
Like glock mags.

7,8,9,9.1,9.2,9.3,9.4,9.5,9.6, 10.

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macsak

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2021, 01:56:37 PM »
Quote from: changemyoil66 on November 20, 2021, 01:46:08 PM
Like glock mags.

7,8,9,9.1,9.2,9.3,9.4,9.5,9.6, 10.

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just write "10" on the side with metallic marker...
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ren

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2021, 02:43:15 PM »
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QUIETShooter

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2021, 02:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Inspector on November 20, 2021, 02:40:35 AM
American Cancer Society Does Not Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for Ages 75+; Biden's 78

https://www.cnsnews.com/article/washington/susan-jones/american-cancer-society-does-not-recommend-routine-colonoscopy-ages

Learned something today! :thumbsup:

So with that being said, wonder why biden went for a colonoscopy.  Hmmmm, maybe it was to check for something else.  Like mental acumen?  But White House shame admit it.  No blame them, lol! :rofl:

Quote from: oldfart on November 20, 2021, 07:51:03 AM
So many opportunities for jokes about the Biden colorectal exam.
Let's see some.

Why did biden undergo a colorectal exam?......Because the White House heard he's full of shit.....

Yeah, kinda lame but I'm proud of it because I made it up and wanted to share. :crazy:
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2021, 02:49:39 PM »
Quote from: QUIETShooter on November 20, 2021, 02:45:34 PM
Learned something today! :thumbsup:

So with that being said, wonder why biden went for a colonoscopy.  Hmmmm, maybe it was to check for something else.  Like mental acumen?  But White House shame admit it.  No blame them, lol! :rofl:

Why did biden undergo a colorectal exam?......Because the White House heard he's full of shit.....

Yeah, kinda lame but I'm proud of it because I made it up and wanted to share. :crazy:

I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?).  Sent the sample in, and they said it was positive.  So, they scheduled me for a colonoscopy that turned out negative.

I imagine Biden may have not been doing a "routine" or scheduled exam, but rather one predicated on a screening.

Just a theory.

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drck1000

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2021, 02:50:52 PM »
Quote from: ren on November 20, 2021, 02:43:15 PM
School of hard knocks! :thumbsup:
Def respectable school then.
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oldfart

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2021, 03:04:22 PM »
Quote from: ren on November 20, 2021, 01:34:15 PM
Pi-vate school....3.145926......GPA
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Fify
I wen go pubic school cuz
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Rocky

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2021, 03:26:54 PM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on November 20, 2021, 02:49:39 PM
I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?). 
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Inspector

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2021, 03:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Rocky on November 20, 2021, 03:26:54 PM
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Roto Rooter?  :rofl:
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2021, 03:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Rocky on November 20, 2021, 03:26:54 PM
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You can get almost anything you need inserted for the right price down in Waikiki!   :geekdanc:

Or so I've been told.   O0
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oldfart

Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2021, 03:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Rocky on November 20, 2021, 03:26:54 PM
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Must have had help.
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