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(3) A shroud that is attached to or partially or completely encircles the barrel and permits the shooter to hold the firearm with the second hand without being burned;
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(5) A centerfire pistol with an overall length of twelve inches or more; or
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Maybe #'s 3 and 5?
#3: There's no shroud. There's a part of the frame that covers the barrel, no different than most semi-auto pistols.
#5: The stated length is 11.9 inches.
I think the deal-breakers are #s 2 & 6.
The barrel has a 3-lug suppressor connector. It's also a civilian version of a full-auto firearm marketed to Law Enforcement:
"The MP9 is the world’s lightest 9 x 19 mm select-fire weapon, ideal for surveillance teams, vehicle crews, CQB, SWAT teams and as a PDW, surpassing all other submachine guns in size, weight, and flexibility. This advanced, ambidextrous weapon is also available in semi-automatic only operation for the civilian market as the TP9."