For one thats not me my uncle sent me this so i thought i would share it maybe he was bullcraping me idk and as far as the 511 pants i had so many calls about it and was too busy to get with everyone and remember to call everyone if you want to all cry about it you can go fuck urself and i did move for 2 years as a fed cop so all you guys are a bunch of cry babies bitches
NOTHING in the original post or title mentions any uncle. It's written as if YOU "Got this big monster on maui".
At the very least, you were trying to take credit for someone else's kill. At the most, you are just trying to make excuses for a bad joke.
Maybe if you learned to spell and use punctuation, you'd not create so much confusion. Miscommunication is usually the cause of most conflicts.