The Fine Print Rant (Read 1592 times)

oldfart

The Fine Print Rant
« on: October 18, 2021, 02:22:08 AM »
I love Popeyes fried chicken.
But I have a hard time reading the expiration date on the coupons.
Now I know why. The fine print is 1/3 the size of an ant and the ex date is 1/2 the size of the ant.
I think I'll send a complaint to the company.

Note:
I'm sad to report that one ant was killed in the making of this message.
But the darn things just would not pose for the picture.
What, Me Worry?

aletheuo137

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2021, 12:31:28 PM »

I'm sad to report that one ant was killed in the making of this message.
But the darn things just would not pose for the picture.
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The horror!

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Flapp_Jackson

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2021, 12:39:19 PM »
You can tell the gender of an ant just by dropping it in water.

If it sinks:  ladyant

If it floats:  buoyant

"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive-compulsive disorder
and then act as though I had some choice about barging in?"
-- Melvin Udall

Inspector

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2021, 12:41:51 PM »
You can tell the gender of an ant just by dropping it in water.

If it sinks:  ladyant

If it floats:  buoyant
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

changemyoil66

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2021, 12:56:05 PM »
FOCUS

aletheuo137

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2021, 01:01:12 PM »
You Da Ant!



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oldfart

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2021, 02:07:22 PM »
You can tell the gender of an ant just by dropping it in water.

If it sinks:  ladyant

If it floats:  buoyant
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hahaha good one :thumbsup:
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oldfart

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2021, 06:13:16 PM »
I sent a complaint to corporate.
What, Me Worry?

Flapp_Jackson

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2021, 07:50:00 PM »
I sent a complaint to corporate.

Did you use an appropriate font size, too?
"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive-compulsive disorder
and then act as though I had some choice about barging in?"
-- Melvin Udall

changemyoil66

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2021, 08:37:28 PM »
Did you use an appropriate font size, too?
Troll level 9999

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oldfart

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2021, 08:47:05 PM »
Did you use an appropriate font size, too?
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Dammit, I did not think about that. Otherwise I would have. :thumbsup:
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aieahound

Re: The Fine Print Rant
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2021, 09:35:24 PM »
The ant gives mean perspective.
His death was not in vain.
Definitely necessary.