And the Lord sayeth,
if thou drinkest excessive amounts of alcohol on the day of my risening, and lookest at facebook,
thou shalt have an upheaval of irritation of thine mind, from thus idiots and pussies, that shall whine, on all manner of issues that have no such bearing on life, and have no such effect on any such being,
yet have existential and mystical knowlege of every aspect of life, that they will thus claim full clairvoyance on thine own existence.
Yet, sayest thou, ye shall still endure a hangover, even tho thou shall endure such burden.
Thus sayeth the Lord.