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Off Topic / Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« on: March 21, 2025, 07:08:09 PM »
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Off Topic / Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« on: March 20, 2025, 11:17:09 AM »
Redneck Medical Terminology:
Artery - A building for paintings.
Bacteria - A back door cafeteria.
Barium - What you do when your kin die.
Benign - What you are after being 8.
Cat Scan - How you search for a lost cat.
Cauterize - Made eye contact.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - Live longer than expected.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Increased speed.
Fibula - A small lie.
G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you put a coat on.
Hospital - The largest building in town, unless it’s Bubba’s BBQ.
Impotent - A very big deal.
Labor - French for very cold.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A walking stick.
Morbid - A higher offer than mine.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A patient who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Caused a car accident.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor who lived in the Cesarean Section.
Tablet - A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness - getting sick at the train station.
Tumor - Repeat two more times.
Urine - Opposite of being out.
Varicose- Not far, close by.
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Artery - A building for paintings.
Bacteria - A back door cafeteria.
Barium - What you do when your kin die.
Benign - What you are after being 8.
Cat Scan - How you search for a lost cat.
Cauterize - Made eye contact.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - Live longer than expected.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Increased speed.
Fibula - A small lie.
G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you put a coat on.
Hospital - The largest building in town, unless it’s Bubba’s BBQ.
Impotent - A very big deal.
Labor - French for very cold.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A walking stick.
Morbid - A higher offer than mine.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A patient who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Caused a car accident.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor who lived in the Cesarean Section.
Tablet - A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness - getting sick at the train station.
Tumor - Repeat two more times.
Urine - Opposite of being out.
Varicose- Not far, close by.
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Off Topic / Re: TODAY IS.....
« on: March 14, 2025, 01:33:53 PM »
Happy Pye Day 
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Off Topic / Re: TODAY IS.....
« on: March 04, 2025, 12:54:41 PM »
National Grammer Day
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Off Topic / Happy birthday Ric Flair [emoji631]
« on: February 25, 2025, 06:59:11 AM »
Born February 25, 1949
Wooooooo!
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Wooooooo!
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Off Topic / Re: TODAY IS.....
« on: February 21, 2025, 07:54:02 AM »
Today is the 80th Anniversary of the Battle of Iwo Jima!
“Uncommon Valor Was a Common Virtue.”
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“Uncommon Valor Was a Common Virtue.”
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Political Discussion / BREAKING [emoji599] Trump just FIRED Joe Biden and he REVOKED his Security Clearance immediately [em
« on: February 07, 2025, 01:41:49 PM »
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Political Discussion / Super Bowl National Anthem
« on: February 07, 2025, 01:38:14 PM »
The people that are in charge of Sunday’s Super Bowl have decided to play the “Black National Anthem” before the REAL National Anthem.
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Political Discussion / HUGE WIN for the Second Amendment! [emoji631][emoji379]President Trump just signed an executive orde
« on: February 07, 2025, 01:33:10 PM »
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General Discussion / Merrick Garland's gift
« on: January 17, 2025, 05:34:44 AM »
FBI Director Christopher Wray gives Attorney General Merrick Garland a Tommy Gun as a going away present.
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General Discussion / Merrick Garland's gift
« on: January 17, 2025, 05:34:37 AM »
FBI Director Christopher Wray gives Attorney General Merrick Garland a Tommy Gun as a going away present.
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Off Topic / Re: TODAY IS.....
« on: January 16, 2025, 06:55:06 AM »
Today is National Religious Freedom Day.
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Off Topic / Re: TODAY IS.....
« on: January 12, 2025, 07:44:51 AM »
Did you know it was national hot tea day? Well now you do.
Do you like hot tea?
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Do you like hot tea?
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General Discussion / ATF Director retirement gift
« on: January 10, 2025, 01:19:10 PM »
ATF Director Steve Dettelbach giggles as he receives an 80% AR-15 lower receiver as a retirement gift—potentially violating several federal & D.C. laws.
https://x.com/GunOwners/status/1877852923318653418?t=vpwWRIPk7Dbk537BzABFTg&s=19
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https://x.com/GunOwners/status/1877852923318653418?t=vpwWRIPk7Dbk537BzABFTg&s=19
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General Discussion / Re: Happy New Year! Once a year checks...
« on: January 01, 2025, 09:20:15 AM »
Happy New Year, Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
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Off Topic / Re: TODAY IS.....
« on: December 27, 2024, 06:12:17 AM »It's National Fruitcake DayPanettone
A very old Christmas tradition....I actually like fruitcake.
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General Discussion / Re: Gun ranges on the mainland
« on: December 26, 2024, 12:00:46 PM »
Make Gun Ranges(in Hawaii) Great Again
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General Discussion / Re: get a spotting scope
« on: December 13, 2024, 01:19:02 AM »Guess the "walk too far" for Ren.https://youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI
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Hunting / Re: Hunting Wisconsin
« on: December 11, 2024, 03:49:19 AM »
You'll never see that in a Walmart in Hawaii 
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Hunting / Re: Hunting Wisconsin
« on: December 11, 2024, 03:44:44 AM »
Tomah, Wisconsin now!
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