http://www.trulia.com/tips/2014/10/trulias-zombie-apocalypse-map/



They obviously didn't take into consideration us 2A'ers


Plus those Texas rankings don't look right to me either

Some people just need to put the bong down for a while.  I have yet to see a zombie flick with one that can swim.

Well the infection rate will spread fast.  Probably come by plane. Since we probably won't quarantine anyone being a democratic state.

  22LR headshots And pelvis shots (so they  can't walk) will be the best.

Yup, the idiots that run this state would be too busy calling a special session to discuss Zombie rights, to help.

HPD will be too busy covering up domestic violence complaints against officers, to help.

We're flocked.

Some people just need to put the bong down for a while.  I have yet to see a zombie flick with one that can swim.

romero's Land of the Dead had zombs that could walk under water... o yeah and they could also shoot guns 
we R flocked!   

Yes I could see that Zombie Rights. 

Our state is not even making it mandatory for screening ebola passengers coming in from infected countries..yes, we are run by retards lol

Zombies would get arrested then let out on HOPE.
Then they would get free public housing ZBT card, rehab and free bus passes maybe even WIC.
Then there would be people that feed them like they do with stray cats. Humane Society would take them in for adoption.
Then there would be LBGT league for zombies (LBGTZ) and they would have a zombie pride parade in Waiks.
There would be Zombie Parks or Z-Parks.
Churches would have to allow them in because Mitch Kahle would sue them.
We would name a library or beach after them Zandy's Beach or Hawaii State Walkers Library

Damn Ren no bullshit  that's  pretty truthful... remind you guys of some people already  :rofl:hmmmmm??? Lol

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/

Our government has a zombie contingency.  Which led me to surmise that if our government is ready for it, then it is a plausible threat.  And then they give an explanation at the end of the article to answer "why zombies?"

if there are any zombs out there, i'd advise you to keep off the government radar, delete your facebook, they will be looking for you!   

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/

Our government has a zombie contingency.  Which led me to surmise that if our government is ready for it, then it is a plausible threat.  And then they give an explanation at the end of the article to answer "why zombies?"

if there are any zombs out there, i'd advise you to keep off the government radar, delete your facebook, they will be looking for you!   

How can anybody doubt the existence of Zombies, given the increasing number of dead democrats voting each election??   

Zombie's by plane?

"Sir, please stop chewing off my face. And put your tray table and seat in the upright position."

Zombie's by plane?

"Sir, please stop chewing off my face. And put your tray table and seat in the upright position."

Gives new meaning to the old flight attendant line:  "Coffee, tea, or me?!"   

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Well the infection rate will spread fast.  Probably come by plane. Since we probably won't quarantine anyone being a democratic state.

And in a sense, you guys are trapped on the island with them, unless you swim for it......................

And in a sense, you guys are trapped on the island with them, unless you swim for it......................

I'll bet a boat or two will be available for the taking, since the owners are probably no longer among the living...

... good way to rationalize stealing one, anyway!!   

I was thinking of building a floating island off keehi lagoon using plastic bottles and foam plate lunch boxes 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Island

I agree with this poll, the combo of no renewable food sources, over population, ect makes Hawaii the worst prepper's nightmare and a zombies #1 destination.  Being stuck on this island is like being in a large jail.  Toss a few zombies in a jail where everyone is trapped, there is a limited amount of food, and the people are some what stupid (democrats) with no real ways to defend themselves and you will find there will not be very many survivors.

I agree with this poll, the combo of no renewable food sources, over population, ect makes Hawaii the worst prepper's nightmare and a zombies #1 destination.  Being stuck on this island is like being in a large jail.  Toss a few zombies in a jail where everyone is trapped, there is a limited amount of food, and the people are some what stupid (democrats) with no real ways to defend themselves and you will find there will not be very many survivors.

I would think the ability to control the influx of "new" zombies would make Hawaii a great place to be if the "Zombie apocalypse" ever did happen.

I would think the ability to control the influx of "new" zombies would make Hawaii a great place to be if the "Zombie apocalypse" ever did happen.

Yabbut, the standard issue zombie creates new zombies with a bite, so you are still screwed with just a few exponentially increasing their numbers...........

Nom, nom...