One year Santa came down the chimney to deliver presents to this one house. He was greeted by a super hot woman dressed in nothing but her sexiest lingerie. "Can't you stay and have some fun," she asked.
"Ho, ho, ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver all the presents you know," Santa replied as he placed the presents under the tree. So the hot chick took off her bra exposing her perfect tits. "Are you sure you can't stay and have some fun," she asked seductively.
"Ho, ho, ho gotta go, gotta go gotta deliver all the presents you know," Santa replied as he placed the toys in the children's stockings. So the sexy women removed her lace thong and said, "Are you sure you can't stay and have some fun?"
Seeing this Santa turned and said "Hey, hey, hey gotta stay, gotta stay I can't go up the chimney with my dick this way!"