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General Topics => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jl808 on January 09, 2014, 09:41:01 AM
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http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/01/07/squash-suppressor-robbery/?utm_source
From the blogpost:
Wyff4.com reports that a thief fired shots at a business using a squash as a suppressor. He then threw a cinder block through the window and stole lottery tickets.
… deputies say they saw someone walk up to the building and fire two shots from a gun that had a squash on the end of it.
Seems this guy has gone out of his way to break as many laws as possible, including manufacturing a suppressor illegally.
Ok, the ATF better start adding assault vegetables to the list.
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http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/01/07/squash-suppressor-robbery/?utm_source (http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/01/07/squash-suppressor-robbery/?utm_source)
From the blogpost:
Wyff4.com reports that a thief fired shots at a business using a squash as a suppressor. He then threw a cinder block through the window and stole lottery tickets.
… deputies say they saw someone walk up to the building and fire two shots from a gun that had a squash on the end of it.
Seems this guy has gone out of his way to break as many laws as possible, including manufacturing a suppressor illegally.
Ok, the ATF better start adding assault vegetables to the list.
Sounds like this guy was really out of his gourd!!
:D
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In other news, farmers are protesting a new $200 federal tax for each squash that they grow.
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Kids everywhere will rejoice when vegetables are outlawed.
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One victim was shot and is currently in a vegetative state.
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In the comment section of the article
Pig Farmer Bill sez...
The tickets will be voided.
What ediots,
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Potato farmers are getting a little anxious. They're eyeing the gourd farmers moving in on their turf.
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So that's why squash got so expensive...no Sari Sari for a while :shake:
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You guys know there's a thread for jokes...
so lets squash this and get :stopjack:
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You guys know there's a thread for jokes...
so lets squash this and get :stopjack:
You know what's my goal...SHhhhhhhh !!!!!! :stopjack:
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God I hope they catch this guy and Charge him with a unregistered Silencer and not paying the $200 Tax!
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You know what's my goal...SHhhhhhhh !!!!!! :stopjack:
>:D and you missing out on some good stuff going on in there.
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The Bourne Grocery
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squash
/skwäSH,skwôSH/
verb
firmly reject (an idea or suggestion).
"the proposal was immediately squashed by the Historical Society"
synonyms: reject, block, cancel, scotch, frustrate, thwart, suppress, put a stop to, nip in the bud, put the lid on;
informalput the kibosh on, stymie, scuttle, deep-six
"the proposal was immediately squashed"
I think the prosecutor might have a case here! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Squash, squashing......... it can be deadly!!!! (http://newsone.com/1601695/squashing-sexual-fetish-dr-drew/)
disclaimer: Graphic content!
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Kids everywhere will rejoice when vegetables are outlawed.
ESPECIALLY Squash! :D
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Is this genius actually being charged with use/possession of an illegal suppressor?
18 U.S.C. 921 (a)(24):
"The terms 'firearm silencer' and 'firearm muffler' mean any device for silencing, muffling, or dimishing the report of a portable firearm, including any combination of parts, designed or redesigned, and intended for use in assembling or fabricating a firearm silencer or firearm muffler, and any parts intended only for use in such assembly or fabrication."
Not sure that a squash would fit into the definition of a, "device," but I guess the Prosecution would bear the burden of establishing that a garden vegetable, used in this manner, falls under the definition of a, "device."
I would argue that once it was modified to a form other than it's original intended use [ food ] it became a "device". Therefore subject to the statute. :D