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General Topics => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kingkeoni on September 23, 2011, 06:52:19 AM
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Yesterday I was having a conversation with a co-worker about guns and I told him.
"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
I couldn't remember which movie that came from so I looked it up.
It was from the movie the untouchables.
So it got me thinking.
What is your favorite or most memorable gun quote from a movie?
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"GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!" :crazy:
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From memory:
"It's better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it."
- Clarence Worly (Christian Slater), True Romance
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"Say hello to my little friend"
Scarface
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"This is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."
"Heartbreak Ridge"
I remember my pops saying "whew, yup as right" everytime that scene was playing... :)
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"This is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."
"Heartbreak Ridge"
I remember my pops saying "whew, yup as right" everytime that scene was playing... :)
Speaking of Clint Eastwood, I'm surprised no one's already mentioned the most famous gun quote ever:
Classic Movie Line #31 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0#)
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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: "I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Val Kilmer from tombstone
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GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY
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"You won't think it's so funny, when you're all shot ta hell and doyin'." The evil cattle baron in Open Range. Much like Scarface's "Little Friend", you've gotta use the right accent!
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"You make a noise Mr... 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
If you try to run I got six little friends, and they can all run faster than you."
George Clooney: From dusk till dawn
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So many...
"This is my BOOMSTICK!" & "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun." - Army of Darkness
"I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead." - Silverado
"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?" - The Outlaw Josey Wales
"We need to get bigger guns. BIG FUCKING GUNS!" - Split Second
"Get some!" - Full Metal Jacket
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How about damn near every line by the First Sergeant in We Were Soldiers? "Men, prepare to defend yourselves!!", "I figger if the time comes I need one of those toy guns, there'll be plenty of 'em lyin on the ground..."
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"There's always a choice"
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Nice. I can't believe I didn't even think about Taken; it's one of my all-time favorites! In this man's opinion, you're winning the quote contest so far with this one!
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Private Jackson: "Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless, without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true, I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Full Metal Jacket
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Jackie Brown
"AK47, the very best there is... when you absolutely positively gotta kill every m____rf____r in the room, except no substitutes"
Samuel L. Jackson
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"Thank God for Rednecks!" -Zombieland
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n%ggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Marcellas Wallace, Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction - What now? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23EOVuhIhdg#)
This counts since he was holding a shotgun while saying it. ;)
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Time to revisit this thread:
"Me so hawrny. Me ruv you rawng time"
-Full Metal Jacket
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So many...
"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?" - The Outlaw Josey Wales
"Get some!" - Full Metal Jacket
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"Outlaw Josey Wales" has many great one-liners. After the "whistle dixie" scene they ride off into the distance and the Chief says,
"I could have missed".
I did not catch that bit of humor until years later while watching the movie with a headset on. It is very subtle.
"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms"
"Get ready little lady....Hell is coming to breakfast."
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"Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!!"
FMJ
FMJ, tons of great quotes.
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"Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms."
"I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open."
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"You a bounty hunter"
"Man's got to do something for a living these days."
"Dying ain't much of a living boy. "
The Outlaw Josey Wales - Dyin' Ain't Much of a Livin', Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm-sp1-Nhs#ws)
The whole speach with Ten Bears in Josey Wales. My personal favorite scene in movies.
Outlaw Josey Wales: Ten Bears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOS-fwttw2c#)
" You know I"m authorized do get you any weapon you want. "
" Yeah, but not like this one, cause Me and Mrs. Jones, we got thang goin on. 'Til death do us part. "
From Paris with Love.
FROM PARIS WITH LOVE - Mrs. Jones Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9Ly5PQlPA#)
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That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.
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Charles Bronson Death Wish: Do you believe in Jesus?
DeathWish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCnE0BfVNZE#)
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"First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns.... next thing you know, you're shavin your beard and wearing Capri pants..."
"That's a FACT JACK...."
(http://i44.tinypic.com/345olqp.jpg)
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Best "Snatch" Quote! By Sol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph9f2bdW_Eo#)
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Tremors....
Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
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"This is my rifle, this is my gun"
"This is for fighting, this is for fun"
FMJ
A classic
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Tremors....
Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
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"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room didn't you, you bastard!"
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"This is my rifle, this is my gun"
"This is for fighting, this is for fun"
FMJ
A classic
;D
thought of that one too, lol
http://youtu.be/4kU0XCVey_U (http://youtu.be/4kU0XCVey_U)
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Iron Man 2
Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer of Hammer Industries, talking about weaponizing War Machine:
"These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. [picking up a small missile out of the box] This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pietà . It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife."
Best line of the movie.
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You'll shoot your eye out!--A Christmas Story
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"you know what a hazza is? That's a pig that don't fly straight"
-Scarface
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"who's we, sucka?"
"Smith and Wesson and me"
-Sudden Impact
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I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinkin' did he fire six shots or only five?
Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?!
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I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinkin' did he fire six shots or only five?
Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?!
Best quote from Dirty Harry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONZrE-BjFVI#)
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"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room didn't you, you bastard!"
Lol I friggin love tremors series. Goooooood times!
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http://youtu.be/Pvkk_Tce0Kc (http://youtu.be/Pvkk_Tce0Kc)
Get off my lawn!
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NEW Gran Torino Exclusive Clip "Spooks" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8coq2cUn1U#)
"Oh Yeah."
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This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless, without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true, I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Full Metal Jacket
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I don't think you understand. These boys killed my dog.
Shooter
They killed my dog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDzikoi23mQ#ws)
Another one from Shooter:
Bob Lee Swagger: I'm just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns.
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"At close range in broad daylight? ...musta looked like ripe melons."
also
"A man has got to know his limitations."
-Magnum Force
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http://youtu.be/4O8tE6ji7_w (http://youtu.be/4O8tE6ji7_w)
http://youtu.be/K1vZq3bTS_Y (http://youtu.be/K1vZq3bTS_Y)
http://youtu.be/BfpUtTz9EeI (http://youtu.be/BfpUtTz9EeI)
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That's because long shots generally go places you wouldn't wanna have to go afterwards to have to confirm 'em. Confirmation's a desk pogue's problem. You know what it takes to make a shot at that range? Everything comes into play that far. Humidity elevation, temp, winds, spin-drift. There's a 6-10 second flight time so you have to shoot it where the targets going to be. Even the coriolis effect, the spin of the earth comes into play. The President will be wearing body armor, that means a head shot. You believe there's a shooter involved capable of making this shot?
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From Paris with Love:
"Checkmate MotherF&$@#%" ( counts because there's a gun in the cans. )
From paris with love customs motherfucker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8s9OcP2N5c#ws)
Tombstone:
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You called down the thunder well now you've got it.
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You tell 'em I'm comin' and Hell's comin' with me you hear. Hell's comin' with me "
Tombstone - You tell 'em I'm comin'... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4#)
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The "get some get some" scene from Full Metal Jacket is classic.
"You guys oughtta do a story about me... cuz I'm so fucking good! That ain't no shit"
"How can you shoot women and children? Easy, you just don't lead them so much"
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The "get some get some" scene from Full Metal Jacket is classic.
"You guys oughtta do a story about me... cuz I'm so fucking good! That ain't no shit"
"How can you shoot women and children? Easy, you just don't lead them so much"
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Funny... but not for the easily offended.
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King Kong ain't got nothing on me.
-Malibu's Most Wanted
http://youtu.be/N72BAg7cYyY (http://youtu.be/N72BAg7cYyY)
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The Good The Bad and the Ugly (HQ).mp4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a97cOa2Sy9A#ws)