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General Topics => General Discussion => Topic started by: mauidog on September 26, 2015, 09:57:05 PM

Title: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: mauidog on September 26, 2015, 09:57:05 PM
Man shoots self in genitals, lies to police

-Sioux Falls, SD
9/25/15

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A convicted felon who accidentally shot himself in the penis was arrested after police say he lied about how the shooting happened.

Donald Anthony Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room about 1:30 a.m. Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, according to an arrest affidavit.

When questioned by police, the 43-year-old said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.
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Before Watson entered surgery, officers, again, asked him how he was shot. This time, he told the officer he shot himself while looking at a gun he was trying to buy.
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Two days after the surgery, Watson was re-interviewed about the shooting. He told officer he was examining the gun, placed it in his pocket and the gun discharged striking him in the penis. He refused to tell officers who was selling the gun and where the gun is now.

Watson was then arrested on charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of firearm by drug offender, false report of a crime to law enforcement and false report of information to law enforcement.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/09/25/man-shoots-self-genitals-lies-police/72807700/


Queue up the "I was cleaning my gun when it just went off" jokes!  O0
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: justin1098 on September 26, 2015, 11:07:54 PM
Maybe he tried that "kidney carry" all the tacticool guys are talking about on youtube.
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: Rocky on September 27, 2015, 12:12:09 PM
Quote from: justin1098 on September 26, 2015, 11:07:54 PM
Maybe he tried that "kidney carry" all the tacticool guys are talking about on youtube.

If he did "kidney carry"  he would have shot himself in the a$$.

I think you meant "Appendix carry".
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: justin1098 on September 27, 2015, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Rocky on September 27, 2015, 12:12:09 PM
If he did "kidney carry"  he would have shot himself in the a$$.

I think you meant "Appendix carry".

I knew it was one of those organs. Just mixed um up.
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: GZire on September 28, 2015, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: justin1098 on September 27, 2015, 12:40:28 PM
I knew it was one of those organs. Just mixed um up.



Damn the appendix!!!! Damn it to hell!!!
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: Drakiir84 on September 28, 2015, 02:45:25 PM
Appendix Carry is pretty comfortable for IWB, just have to be deliberate when re-holstering lol.
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: edster48 on September 28, 2015, 04:08:10 PM
Repeat after me: "I will never point a gun at my nuts".
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: aieahound on September 28, 2015, 06:28:29 PM
"I will never point a gun at my nuts" 

We need Talula to develop a bullet proof fleshlight :shake:
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: Inspector on September 29, 2015, 04:43:09 AM
Quote from: edster48 on September 28, 2015, 04:08:10 PM
Repeat after me: "I will never point a gun at my nuts".
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: It's just a flesh wound!!
Post by: Wm Jones on October 05, 2015, 09:45:17 AM
It worked out in the end, He was too stupid to be breading anyway.