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Title: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: MMM on September 22, 2016, 08:26:14 AM
http://thefederalistpapers.org/us/idiots-this-state-just-passed-a-law-regulating-cow-farts
Title: Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: suka on September 22, 2016, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: MMM on September 22, 2016, 08:26:14 AM
http://thefederalistpapers.org/us/idiots-this-state-just-passed-a-law-regulating-cow-farts

Dairy industry should just move out of California and have them import milk at a higher price.
Title: Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: Tom_G on September 22, 2016, 09:01:48 AM
Hey, I'm ahead of the curve! I only fart once a day. Once per evening, actually. I start at 8pm sharp, and generally am finished before an episode of MacGyver is over.
Title: Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: ren on September 22, 2016, 09:15:13 AM
they need to define the volume not just an event.
Title: Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: Jl808 on September 22, 2016, 10:46:08 AM
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Title: Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: London808 on September 22, 2016, 10:50:29 AM
The biggest threat from cows is not the gas they produce but the amount of water they use.

Not to mention, cows are fed soy. Soy contains lots of estrogen. Eating high levels of estrogen = all the pussified men we see running around wearing skin jeans and/or calling them self's Kaitlin.
Title: Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
Post by: pudgster on September 22, 2016, 11:25:35 AM
Quote from: London808 on September 22, 2016, 10:50:29 AM
The biggest threat from cows is not the gas they produce but the amount of water they use.

Not to mention, cows are fed soy. Soy contains lots of estrogen. Eating high levels of estrogen = all the pussified men we see running around wearing skin jeans and/or calling them self's Kaitlin.
but they don't eat meat...  >:D

...except Kaitlin.  she/he must eat meat