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Title: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: drck1000 on September 24, 2018, 02:48:10 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.  ;D

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/ (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/)

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A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.
Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: aieahound on September 24, 2018, 03:26:56 PM
A man after my own heart !

 :rofl:

Defense: "I just gave him a lifetime supply of fertilizer to show my appreciation"
Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: drck1000 on September 24, 2018, 03:34:59 PM
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He was freed on bail a few hours after his arrest, and told reporters to “stay alert“, claiming he had “a few other pranks to pull over the next few weeks“.
Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: rklapp on September 25, 2018, 08:48:53 AM
I doubt the boss wants this to go to trial. Probably would show how much of a shithead he is, literally...
Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: mrgaf on September 25, 2018, 09:33:42 AM
What a bunch of shit!
Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: changemyoil66 on September 25, 2018, 10:15:48 AM
If I win the lottery, plan on millions being spent on attorneys to fight for our 2a rights.
Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: oldfart on September 25, 2018, 12:38:41 PM
Oh... so many possible jokes.
Here's a few off the top of my HEAD:

Now that he is EFFLUENT he can DOO whatever he wants

I would not WASTE my time on such pranks

NLRB might want to SNIFF around into that boss's past

That employee will be MOOO-VING on to a better life. I'm sure he has some PIE in the sky ASSpirations.
 
OK, I'm done DUMPING bad jokes on you guys. I'm kind of POOPED out now.

Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: mrgaf on September 25, 2018, 05:05:35 PM
Quote from: oldfart on September 25, 2018, 12:38:41 PM
Oh... so many possible jokes.
Here's a few off the top of my HEAD:

Now that he is EFFLUENT he can DOO whatever he wants

I would not WASTE my time on such pranks

NLRB might want to SNIFF around into that boss's past

That employee will be MOOO-VING on to a better life. I'm sure he has some PIE in the sky ASSpirations.
 
OK, I'm done DUMPING bad jokes on you guys. I'm kind of POOPED out now.

His boss is a TURD

Title: Re: Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200k of Manure on Ex-Boss’s Lawn
Post by: macsak on September 25, 2018, 05:47:45 PM
Quote from: mrgaf on September 25, 2018, 05:05:35 PM
His boss is a TURD

i'm hoping my employees never win the lottery