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General Topics => Off Topic => Topic started by: changemyoil66 on December 13, 2023, 08:05:27 AM
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This is meant to be a fun topic. So no "I'll buy a house" or "buy a Ferrari" stuff, BORING. I got this idea after watching an interveiw with Dan Bilzarian. Basically he said he's worth $350mill and got bored. He would buy a Ferrari and get bored after 24 hours. He then turned to drugs, but 1 pill then turned into 2 pills, then into 3 and so on. So now he just enjoys hanging with his friends at his house. So I thought, maybe he should spend his money on other stuff, like even helping people.
I'll start.
I would book various theme parks for my friends and family and close it down for the day. Offer them cash double or triple what they make in 1 day for revenue. And the parks have to be fully staffed, so food places and stuff all operational like normal.
I would approach random people and give them like $100K or more cash depending on their situation. Like at a Target and see a mom of 3 shopping for stuff. Start a convo that leads to how she's paying the bills and if she's doing OK.
Go to a jewlrey store and see whos shopping for an engagement ring. After chatting, and if they're cool and can't afford much, buy what ever they want. Maybe even pay for the wedding. But gotta talk to the other half first to see if they're cool too.
Go to a childrens hospital and payoff balances.
My fav food places, ask the owner how much loans they got and pay them off.
The next big film like Twilight, book the entire theater so no one can watch the opening day screening.
When the next douchey clothing line emerges, like Ed Hardy. Buy the clothes and give them to homeless people in popular areas. Thus devaluing the clothing.
Some celebs do the above, which is how I got some of the ideas. Shaq did the engagement ring thing and so did Paul Walker. Mr. Beast does the random cash thing.
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buy my first gun and ammo...
This is meant to be a fun topic. So no "I'll buy a house" or "buy a Ferrari" stuff, BORING. I got this idea after watching an interveiw with Dan Bilzarian. Basically he said he's worth $350mill and got bored. He would buy a Ferrari and get bored after 24 hours. He then turned to drugs, but 1 pill then turned into 2 pills, then into 3 and so on. So now he just enjoys hanging with his friends at his house. So I thought, maybe he should spend his money on other stuff, like even helping people.
I'll start.
I would book various theme parks for my friends and family and close it down for the day. Offer them cash double or triple what they make in 1 day for revenue. And the parks have to be fully staffed, so food places and stuff all operational like normal.
I would approach random people and give them like $100K or more cash depending on their situation. Like at a Target and see a mom of 3 shopping for stuff. Start a convo that leads to how she's paying the bills and if she's doing OK.
Go to a jewlrey store and see whos shopping for an engagement ring. After chatting, and if they're cool and can't afford much, buy what ever they want. Maybe even pay for the wedding. But gotta talk to the other half first to see if they're cool too.
Go to a childrens hospital and payoff balances.
My fav food places, ask the owner how much loans they got and pay them off.
The next big film like Twilight, book the entire theater so no one can watch the opening day screening.
When the next douchey clothing line emerges, like Ed Hardy. Buy the clothes and give them to homeless people in popular areas. Thus devaluing the clothing.
Some celebs do the above, which is how I got some of the ideas. Shaq did the engagement ring thing and so did Paul Walker. Mr. Beast does the random cash thing.
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buy my first gun and ammo...
what about coms, reloading equipment, preps, body armor? You're the richest in the world, so you got the money for said items.
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i'd equip myself and all my friends
but i also have no friends...
what about coms, reloading equipment, preps, body armor? You're the richest in the world, so you got the money for said items.
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I would buy Lanai
make it have hunting areas, and a huge all purpose shooting range. long range, short range, pistol, rifle, shotgun
first thing is I would invite all my 2AHawaii comrades over for a huge BBQ and bring your BBQ guns, open carry
the whole island is ccw or open carry, no permit required :shaka:
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2nd thing I would do is buy Tantalus and make it into a Pike's Peak-like race track, but paved with guard rails, and weekends we race!!! :geekdanc:
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I would buy Lanai
make it have hunting areas, and a huge all purpose shooting range. long range, short range, pistol, rifle, shotgun
first thing is I would invite all my 2AHawaii comrades over for a huge BBQ and bring your BBQ guns, open carry
the whole island is ccw or open carry, no permit required :shaka:
Would you not provide free shuttle 24/7 to Lanai for said comrades?
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I would also have a 24/7 chef on call to make me what ever I want. Including food at places I like to go to. Pay them for their recipe. If they say no, then keep increasing the amount. Like Rainbow Drive Inn BBQ beef, I'll give you $10K for the recipe. No, Ok how's $50K, $100K, etc...And I won't sell it, but for personal use and explain my situation.
Said chef would obviously live on site in a separate home on my property. And have more than 1 so they can have their days off. It would be a lot of down time, so buying every ingredient needed to make my list of food dishes will have to be upkept. And before they expire, buy new stuff to replace and donate to food bank the rest.
Sometimes I want food, but don't want to go to leave the house. And to send a driver, some food might get soggy on the way home.
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I would buy Lanai
make it have hunting areas, and a huge all purpose shooting range. long range, short range, pistol, rifle, shotgun
first thing is I would invite all my 2AHawaii comrades over for a huge BBQ and bring your BBQ guns, open carry
the whole island is ccw or open carry, no permit required :shaka:
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I would buy Maui back from Oompah Windy.
Especially my grandparent's properties and houses.
I would also do like Stang says and have my friends come over to my own shooting range for a BBQ.
Furthermore, I would open up my shooting range to the people of Maui for free, especially kids.
I would have good instructors and have fun shooting contests and activities for kids to foster their interest in the hobby.
In this way, the next generation will remember that old fart guy and my legacy will continue beyond my lifetime.
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I'd start a Youtube channel called Hickok45's Neighbors.
As you might guess, i would have to buy the property adjacent to his. I'd pay experts to design and build a state-of-the-art gun range like none other. It would have DisneyLand-style "Lands" -- Rimfire Land, Revolver Land, Pistol Land, Assault Weapon (or AR) Land, Hunting Land, Sniper Land, Cowboy Land, etc.
Each area would be a place designed for enthusiasts for each style of firearm and shooting, where people with similar shooting interests can shoot for fun, compete and try new toys. There would be a snack bar and a lounge where patrons can enjoy each others' company and talk about whatever.
Basically, it's a gun club, but with more capacity and facilities than any in the country (world?). There would be expert trainers, tactical "rooms", laser tag for the kids and adults, gunsmith classes and services, etc, etc, etc.
The idea is to piggyback on Hickok45's name recognition to attract shooters. Of course, he'd be invited to give lectures, story telling times, instructional classes, and so on.
Use of the place would be free of charge, but there would be a foundation to solicit donations from the public to keep it running perpetually.
There would be armed security -- uniformed guards and plain clothes safety officers -- keeping watch to make sure everyone is safe. If a nut job shows up with bad intentions, I'd want him stopped before his trigger resets for a second shot. All security would be wearing state-of-the-art soft body armor and armed with 9mm's and Tasers -- Tasers for crowded areas. All security would work in teams of 2 or more.
The place would advance the education and training for the public re: 2A rights, firearms and self defense. It would provide an experience like no other place. It would create many, many jobs for people who enjoy shooting and helping others enjoy it, too. It would have its own factories for producing ammo for the range's use and for sale to visitors. There would be pro shops to help shooters pick out firearms and accessories with hands-on demonstrations and "test drives". Small businesses and Vets would be given a place to market and demo their products.
I was serious about the DisneyLand-like model. Secure parking, shuttles to/from your car, lots of staff to help you find what you're interested in, valets to help carry larger gun cases and stuff who can also watch your belongings as you enjoy your time there, giveaways, door prizes, and awards for competitions, ....
If it get's big enough, maybe even a monorail and stage coach to carry visitors between various "Lands."
At some point, I was thinking of making a West World theme park, too, but the technology hasn't quite gotten there.
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Would you not provide free shuttle 24/7 to Lanai for said comrades?
sure. on my own private jet, an A10 Warthog!
my other private plane would be a P51 Mustang, of course. ;)
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sure. on my own private jet, an A10 Warthog!
my other private plane would be a P51 Mustang, of course. ;)
those would be more of my personal planes. can't carry many passengers
a yacht would work better to transport my 2A comrades. something like one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBaBQr9PuU
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I would buy the FBI from the Bidens
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I would buy Lanai
make it have hunting areas, and a huge all purpose shooting range. long range, short range, pistol, rifle, shotgun
first thing is I would invite all my 2AHawaii comrades over for a huge BBQ and bring your BBQ guns, open carry
the whole island is ccw or open carry, no permit required :shaka:
and on Lanai, I would make a huge BBQ area to cook and to just hang around. with circular bench seating to gather around the fire and talk story, show off your bbq guns, cook and eat the day's harvest of pig and deer. and an indoor dining area in case it's raining or too windy or something like that
with a cigar smoking area, and a bar with my own BeerLab brewery and whiskey distillery. drinks on the house :geekdanc:
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a few times a year, on Lanai, I would host a camp for kids featuring shooting rifle and pistol and revolver, archery, slingshot, axe throwing, tell ghost and Hawaiian legends stories around the campfire, ATV riding, dirt bikes
basically do something for the youth of Hawaii.
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I would buy all the uncontaminated farmable land I could afford in this state and fund tropical agriculture research with the goal of helping the rest of the world adapt as their climate zones transition and sea levels rise.
My employees would be encouraged to open carry of the job of course
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This is meant to be a fun topic. So no "I'll buy a house" or "buy a Ferrari" stuff, BORING. I got this idea after watching an interveiw with Dan Bilzarian. Basically he said he's worth $350mill and got bored. He would buy a Ferrari and get bored after 24 hours. He then turned to drugs, but 1 pill then turned into 2 pills, then into 3 and so on. So now he just enjoys hanging with his friends at his house. So I thought, maybe he should spend his money on other stuff, like even helping people.
I'll start.
I would book various theme parks for my friends and family and close it down for the day. Offer them cash double or triple what they make in 1 day for revenue. And the parks have to be fully staffed, so food places and stuff all operational like normal.
I would approach random people and give them like $100K or more cash depending on their situation. Like at a Target and see a mom of 3 shopping for stuff. Start a convo that leads to how she's paying the bills and if she's doing OK.
Go to a jewlrey store and see whos shopping for an engagement ring. After chatting, and if they're cool and can't afford much, buy what ever they want. Maybe even pay for the wedding. But gotta talk to the other half first to see if they're cool too.
Go to a childrens hospital and payoff balances.
My fav food places, ask the owner how much loans they got and pay them off.
The next big film like Twilight, book the entire theater so no one can watch the opening day screening.
When the next douchey clothing line emerges, like Ed Hardy. Buy the clothes and give them to homeless people in popular areas. Thus devaluing the clothing.
Some celebs do the above, which is how I got some of the ideas. Shaq did the engagement ring thing and so did Paul Walker. Mr. Beast does the random cash thing.
Yep. Fun topic! I would do a lot of the things you mentioned. The others who chimed in got some great ideas also!
Great to read some light hearted stuff instead of the usual doom and gloom. :thumbsup:
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my other private plane would be a P51 Mustang, of course. ;)
So can I sit on your lap like the movie Pearl Harbor style in the P40 as the Mustang is a single seater.
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Yep. Fun topic! I would do a lot of the things you mentioned. The others who chimed in got some great ideas also!
Great to read some light hearted stuff instead of the usual doom and gloom. :thumbsup:
So what would u do?
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Can a civilian own a fully armed Aircraft Carrier? I would staff with retired military and learn how to fly fighter jets. Set it up for recreational use.
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Can a civilian own a fully armed Aircraft Carrier?
Sure, but it might depend on your definition of aircraft carrier
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Always play this game when buying a lottery ticket.
I would immediately donate 20% to a number of churches (tithing and then some)
Donate another 20-30% to other charities or causes
I would find a way of making things comfortable for my closer relatives, something like pay off their mortgage so they can start debt free.
Buy a few modest toys, upgrade to a moderately nice house
Fly first class wherever I went.
Invest the remaining and continue to give and spend as life develops.
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Always play this game when buying a lottery ticket.
I would immediately donate 20% to a number of churches (tithing and then some)
Donate another 20-30% to other charities or causes
I would find a way of making things comfortable for my closer relatives, something like pay off their mortgage so they can start debt free.
Buy a few modest toys, upgrade to a moderately nice house
Fly first class wherever I went.
Invest the remaining and continue to give and spend as life develops.
i thought you didn't support religion, especially Christians.
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Forgot to add, I would def move out of Hawaii and fund any friends who want to do the same, but can't afford to. This way it makes traveling much easier in the mainland. No need fly across the Pacific Ocean.
GIve friends who want to move a few years spending money, buy a home and car. Pay for any caregivers needed for parents of other family members who cannot travel, which is whats causing them to stay in HI.
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So can I sit on your lap like the movie Pearl Harbor style in the P40 as the Mustang is a single seater.
Sure! :D
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Drop dead in dis belief…. :D
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i thought you didn't support religion, especially Christians.
No idea what would ever give you that idea. Pretty sure I mentioned going to church on this forum on more than one occasion.
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I would start an inter island ferry service for motorcycles
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I would start an inter island ferry service for motorcycles
How about motorcycle-powered paddle boats for inter-island travel?
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No idea what would ever give you that idea. Pretty sure I mentioned going to church on this forum on more than one occasion.
Going to church doesn't make you religious. Nor does it mean you support the church's mission.
Have you been baptized? Do you attend mass weekly? Do you go to confession? Do you give 10% or more of your income to the church? Do you volunteer to help with church activities and programs? Are you a Sunday School teacher?
Just going to church on Christmas and Easter doesn't count.
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BTW, you seem to have pretty negative view of morals, especially if anyone in a position of power makes decisions that incorporate their principles. You think morals are situational and fluid.
Hence your stance on the right to discriminate against the unvaxed, even if the person involved refused the vaccine on religious grounds.
So, yeah, I think you don't respect religion -- a belief system that is full of symbols and symbolism. How can you respect religion if you have no respect for the symbols of the church?
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If I was the richest person in the world I would do as CMO mentioned.
I would travel around incognito, and anonymously gift money to people in need.
I would make sure every genuine charity that helps children in need gets the funding they need to do their mission. And much more so they can bring the children to amusement parks, petting zoos, and recreational outings.
I would secretly handsomely compensate Doctors, Surgeons, Dentists, and all the other types of Health professionals out there that commit to Doctors without Borders as they dedicate their talents Self-Lessly to people in need and who cannot pay for health services. I say secretly so greedy and self centered people don't enter the program for money and recognition to pad their resumes and won't give 100% effort to the needy.
Everything and anything I can do to improve people's lives: eliminate hunger, sadness, and pain I will do. Not trying to be God, but I would spend every penny I have to create a Heaven on Earth. And I will make sure that when my time comes to die, that I leave without a single penny. That my body is wrapped in a clean white linen and laid in a simply dug grave. No marker and no ceremony needed.
There is also a dark side with me being the richest person in the world. I also will champion justice and eliminate evil and crime. With my wealth I will target every type of criminal in this world. Justice will be swift and cruel. I will go after Presidents, politicians, lawyers, leaders of other countries, everybody and anybody that makes a child cry, a woman husbandless, and a man with no family.
Some will say I'm trying to be God. It would seem that way. But I'm God's tool. I have the wealth. I have the drive. I just need his guidance and spirit in me. If I stray, may he strike me down in an instant.
So yeah. If I was the richest person in the world, I would use my money to spread happiness and strike down evil.
Down to the very last cent.
Sorry it's not as fun as the other scenarios. That's why I held back in participation. I guess I'm a little under the weather with all this f*ckn crap happening in biden world.
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I would secretly handsomely compensate Doctors, Surgeons, Dentists, and all the other types of Health professionals out there that commit to Doctors without Borders as they dedicate their talents Self-Lessly to people in need and who cannot pay for health services. I say secretly so greedy and self centered people don't enter the program for money and recognition to pad their resumes and won't give 100% effort to the needy.
I knew a surgeon who worked for free for an org that helps reconstruct children with cleff lips. He said they offered him some monetary compensation, but he refused as he made enough doing surgeon stuff here. All his volunteer surgeries were international.
He said he wish he was able to do it sooner, but as he got older, he only then realized he has enough money and toys.
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i'm batman...
If I was the richest person in the world I would do as CMO mentioned.
I would travel around incognito, and anonymously gift money to people in need.
I would make sure every genuine charity that helps children in need gets the funding they need to do their mission. And much more so they can bring the children to amusement parks, petting zoos, and recreational outings.
I would secretly handsomely compensate Doctors, Surgeons, Dentists, and all the other types of Health professionals out there that commit to Doctors without Borders as they dedicate their talents Self-Lessly to people in need and who cannot pay for health services. I say secretly so greedy and self centered people don't enter the program for money and recognition to pad their resumes and won't give 100% effort to the needy.
Everything and anything I can do to improve people's lives: eliminate hunger, sadness, and pain I will do. Not trying to be God, but I would spend every penny I have to create a Heaven on Earth. And I will make sure that when my time comes to die, that I leave without a single penny. That my body is wrapped in a clean white linen and laid in a simply dug grave. No marker and no ceremony needed.
There is also a dark side with me being the richest person in the world. I also will champion justice and eliminate evil and crime. With my wealth I will target every type of criminal in this world. Justice will be swift and cruel. I will go after Presidents, politicians, lawyers, leaders of other countries, everybody and anybody that makes a child cry, a woman husbandless, and a man with no family.
Some will say I'm trying to be God. It would seem that way. But I'm God's tool. I have the wealth. I have the drive. I just need his guidance and spirit in me. If I stray, may he strike me down in an instant.
So yeah. If I was the richest person in the world, I would use my money to spread happiness and strike down evil.
Down to the very last cent.
Sorry it's not as fun as the other scenarios. That's why I held back in participation. I guess I'm a little under the weather with all this f*ckn crap happening in biden world.
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I like that part about "strike down evil".
I don't think that is possible but it's a nice thought.
You can't have "good" without "bad". It's philosophy...
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i'm batman...
from The Batman:
"who are you?"
"Vengeance"
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i'm batman...
I Am Batman !
To the Bat Cave…
Heck yeah. Bat Cave, Batmobile, Bat cycle, helicopter, jet, etc…..
Fully loaded utility and weapons belt I can openly carry. 8)
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Going to church doesn't make you religious. Nor does it mean you support the church's mission.
Have you been baptized? Do you attend mass weekly? Do you go to confession? Do you give 10% or more of your income to the church? Do you volunteer to help with church activities and programs? Are you a Sunday School teacher?
Just going to church on Christmas and Easter doesn't count.
No
No, not catholic
No, not catholic
Yes
Yes
No
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I'd build real marinas with decent amenities and invite thousands of libertarian yachties to set up residence and overturn key elections with new voters
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Shaq was on a TV show talking to his kids in his kitchen. He told them "you guys aint rich, I'm rich".
So made me think of this idea, instead of giving money to friends/family, buy them a business that makes them money. An already established business where all they gotta do is sign the paychecks. THis way they're not working 60 hrs a week trying to start a new business that might fail. So like a McDonalds or few McDonalds franchises. Pretty much enough to have them take home about $100-$200K a year easily. Because a bigger business will come with more headaches. Or even buy like 1% of a sports team so they can have income of said amount or so. Instead of just giving them $10 million that they may spend foolishly and after a few years have spent it all.
So it's almost like teach a man to fish.
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So what would u do?
Give it all to the IRS to help reduce the national debt and remain da po buggah I am.
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Give it all to the IRS to help reduce the national debt and remain da po buggah I am.
I speak sarcasm, too!
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Ever see the movie Brewster's Millions?
That's my dream -- to spend $30M in 30 days and have nothing of value to show for it.
But, there would also have to be the $300M waiting for me. I'm not stupid!! :crazy:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088850/
I just did an inflation adjustment for $30M and $300M:
In 1985, $30M would be worth $85.6M in 2023 dollars.
Obviously, in 1985, $300M would be worth $856M in 2023 dollars.
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Ever see the movie Brewster's Millions?
That's my dream -- to spend $30M in 30 days and have nothing of value to show for it.
But, there would also have to be the $300M waiting for me. I'm not stupid!! :crazy:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088850/
I just did an inflation adjustment for $30M and $300M:
In 1985, $30M would be worth $85.6M in 2023 dollars.
Obviously, in 1985, $300M would be worth $856M in 2023 dollars.
This would be easier to do today due to technology. Book a celebrity after celebrity and after 2 weeks, money all gone.
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I just thought of something different.
Since I live pretty far from the range, how about I build a shooting range out west side? How about another on the Windward side too. It could be free, but I think it would be better to charge a small fee for adults. Children would be free. The reason for the user fee is psychological. If the user has to pay for it, they would appreciate it more. Perhaps even respect the property and facility more. I would hire certified instructors to be available at each range. Each range would have a lounge area for people to gather to socialize or have classes. It would be cigar-friendly, of course. :rofl:
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Another thing I would do is to provide low cost respite care for families who are caring for kupuna. New families often have to care for aging parents or maybe they have to care for a child with disabilities. It's important to get time off from that kind of burden. A low cost service would help so many families cope with this common problem.
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Another thing I would do is to provide low cost respite care for families who are caring for kupuna. New families often have to care for aging parents or maybe they have to care for a child with disabilities. It's important to get time off from that kind of burden. A low cost service would help so many families cope with this common problem.
This would be cool. But 1 up would be I would also go into the childrens section of a hospitals and pay off all balances. I wonder what the cost would be, like would $10 million be enough?
While going to Kap hospital for baby stuff, it was sad to see children wheeling/walking around hooked up with IV's and stuff.
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In states that require a class, I would pay for every student. Plus allocate money if they need to practice (ammo or instruction) to pass.
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I would “support the campaigns” of pro 2a candidates like a Red Pill Soros
Make them sign a pledge to do what they can to abolish the NFA
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lf I was one of the super rich, I would setup endowment funds (spend the interest only) to provide financial support in perpetuity for the following things:
1. tuition scholarship for the children of anyone that WORKS for my companies.
2. financial support for churches or community organizations that support and repair broken families
3. financial support for families of emergency responders who died in the line of duty
4. paying for medical bills of kids receiving treatment at childrens hospitals
5. paying for tuition of WORKING adults to get / finish higher education
6. paying for transition housing for the temporarily homeless
7. paying for gym memberships for adults that want to get healthier
8. paying for funeral expenses of struggling families in need
9. subsidies for farmers to increase production of food to supply their LOCAL community
10. education and grants for local small businesses providing needed services by the LOCAL community
11. education and funding for entrepreneurs with innovative business ideas and a good business plan
12. firearm safety education for all
Bonus: Gear for all my friends and family
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I would also hire a chef to live on my property in a separate home for free. THe chef will be on call 24/7 and responsible for keeping the shelves stocked. But as to not waste food, as things will expire, donate or cook a meals for others for free. There will be a lot of down time as we would eat out a lot, and I have no cravings for bacon and eggs at 3am.
1 thing the chef will have to do is duplicate certain dishes from restaurants/food places. This way I don't have to leave the home to get it. I would pay for the recipe and let them know it's only for personal use. So like Rainbow Drive in BBQ beef, pay like $100K for the recipe. I'm sure they won't turn this down. The audition process will be a about a week as say I want something that takes a few days to marinate or what ever. I will pay them for this 1 week and they can live on property and go buy what ever supplies are needed.
Things to audition cook will be a steak, loco moco, scrambled eggs, fried rice (breakfast style), just off the top of my head. Then their specialty dishes.
Also, I would have a supermarket section of my home with all my fav snacks. This way I don't have to leave the home to go buy them. So the chips, dip, Aloha juices, etc... THe chef will also be responsible to keeping this stocked. 1 thing that spoils fast is cookie corner cookies. And again, donate of give away as they get close to expiring and restock with a fresh supply.
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I would also hire a chef to live on my property in a separate home for free. THe chef will be on call 24/7 and responsible for keeping the shelves stocked. But as to not waste food, as things will expire, donate or cook a meals for others for free. There will be a lot of down time as we would eat out a lot, and
I have no cravings for bacon and eggs at 3am.
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That's totally UnAmerican .....Commie bastard!!
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That's totally UnAmerican .....Commie bastard!!
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Lol. When I was in my early 20's I did. But as I'm getting older, no can. My plan is if I'm still alive at 70 or so, eat what ever I want as the end is coming near. So bacon 3x a day.
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St. Jude’s and Shriners would never have to worry about cash to help children. My only stipulation would be that every penny would go to the kids and no one else. :thumbsup:
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I would install resting platforms for polar bears when they have to swim for miles to find food. On the platforms will be water and seal meat.
I will also do this for penguins so they can rest to continue their journey back to daddy/mommy penguin that is babysitting baby penguins. LGBQT penquins will be banned from the platforms and will eventually be food for the leopard seal. (leopard seals gotta eat too. might as well be penguins that don't make babies).
I also will globally regulate the tuna population in the oceans. Give them chance to replenish their numbers. Meanwhile to satisfy the demand for poke I will make people eat enenue. (rudderfish)
Same with salmon. Instead of lomi salmon people will eat lomi-enenue.
Too bad. I have the most money so that is the way it's gonna be.
As far as humanity goes, all violent people committing crimes of murder, violence, rape, sodomy, molestation and similar acts of atrocity will be rounded up globally and thrown into a deserted island(s) specifically chosen to not have to have any kind of security. The surrounding waters will take care of those stupid and foolish enough to chance escape. Meanwhile on the island(s) they will be free to commit murder, rape, sodomy, molestation, or anything else they want to do to each other.
Because there will be no supervision, no one cares or gives a flying f*ck.
Too bad. I have the most money so that is the way it's gonna be.
Non violent crimes if convicted the perp will be handed over to the entity that they committed the crime against. That entity can do whatever the f*ck they want to do to the convicted. If they choose not to deal with the convicted then see the above island scenario. They will be rounded up and sent there regardless if the convicted cries me a river.
Too bad. I have the most money so that is the way it's gonna be.
Then I woke up from my dream and realized it's best that I am not the richest person in the whole f*ckn world.
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Vegas themed happiness.
Pick random people and give htem like $100K. But the kicker is that they have to play high limit type of games. So slots would be $750 a spin or even the $5,000 Double Double Diamond at the Wynn. I will have to be allowed to watch them gamble, and if it's a table game, even play with them. I would tell the casino to raise their table max so these people can bet higher limits than say the $5,000 table max. And because I'm the richest guy int he world, they would accommodate. Or I'd go elsehwere to a casino who would. The reason for this is that the average joe might not want to play in the high limit room, but with the regular folk at a $15 table. But bet much more. So craps table and the person has like $10K on the table, but the guy next to him is betting table min at $15.
I'd also go to average hotels like NYNY, Luxor, etc...and pick random people waiting in line to check in. Then offer them for what ever amount of time they're staying if they want to stay at Wynn, Encore, or where ever really and I'll pay for it. Plus give some $ to gamble and eat.
Finally, those youtubers I watch in Vegas who aren't millionairs, I would give them like $1 million each. So Danny the Medic, Norma Geli, JacobslifeinVegas, Vegas Must Try, etc...As a thank you.
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I'd be the antithesis to George Soros and the like. Buy out Hollywood. Make conservative themed movies. Make Hawaii Great Again
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I like the idea of being the richest guy in the world and nobody knows it. I would travel all over the globe and just check people out, what they are doing, what kind of life they are living.
Then somehow, anonymously, I would gift them money. Like the single waitress with children. One day she finds a million dollar check tip with the $30.00 bill from me eating oxtail soup with mac salad. But I would be nowhere to be found.
Or the random guy working to feed the hungry. One day in the mail he finds a notice saying this so-and-so foundation wants to sponser his endeavors AND pay him handsomely for his efforts. Little did he know that the "homeless" f*cker he saw on the street the other day and offered him a Big Mac meal was me.
I think there was a TV show that was similar to the above scenarios.
Consequently, I would work covertly to expose bullsh*t organizations that claim to be charities. All the Okras and Rocks and BS pastors out there making millions off gullible people will be exposed, shamed, and identified worldwide so there would be nowhere to hide.
And yes, I would make Santa a reality. All the kids have got to do is what they have been doing all along: write a letter to Santa. Only this time the letters will go to my vast network of people worldwide, verifying identities, genuineness of the letters, and background of the children. And their wishes will be granted.
The bad children will get just like the storybook says. A stocking of coal.
But depending how bad they are, they might get bird doodoo, elephant feces, or cow dung.
Depends.
Adults can write to Santa too. Except human doodoo and dogsh*t will be reserved just for them.
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I like the idea of being the richest guy in the world and nobody knows it. I would travel all over the globe and just check people out, what they are doing, what kind of life they are living.
Then somehow, anonymously, I would gift them money. Like the single waitress with children. One day she finds a million dollar check tip with the $30.00 bill from me eating oxtail soup with mac salad. But I would be nowhere to be found.
Or the random guy working to feed the hungry. One day in the mail he finds a notice saying this so-and-so foundation wants to sponser his endeavors AND pay him handsomely for his efforts. Little did he know that the "homeless" f*cker he saw on the street the other day and offered him a Big Mac meal was me.
I think there was a TV show that was similar to the above scenarios.
Consequently, I would work covertly to expose bullsh*t organizations that claim to be charities. All the Okras and Rocks and BS pastors out there making millions off gullible people will be exposed, shamed, and identified worldwide so there would be nowhere to hide.
And yes, I would make Santa a reality. All the kids have got to do is what they have been doing all along: write a letter to Santa. Only this time the letters will go to my vast network of people worldwide, verifying identities, genuineness of the letters, and background of the children. And their wishes will be granted.
The bad children will get just like the storybook says. A stocking of coal.
But depending how bad they are, they might get bird doodoo, elephant feces, or cow dung.
Depends.
Adults can write to Santa too. Except human doodoo and dogsh*t will be reserved just for them.
Good luck with that. With the proliferation of surveillance, security and cell cameras everywhere you look, there's not much hope of staying under the radar. All it takes is 3-4 locations where you left your money for someone to match up the videos and find the common denominator.
Unless you intend to wear a disguise, the chances of remaining anonymous are slim.
Maybe you need a couple of PIs to find out the person's name and address, then a lawyer could show up on the door step with a check from your "foundation." if your name isn't on the charter or other records, then there's less chance of being identified.
Funny. You have to go to great lengths to protect your personal info, and then hire someone to get the personal info on your beneficiaries!
:rofl: :geekdanc:
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Then somehow, anonymously, I would gift them money. Like the single waitress with children. One day she finds a million dollar check tip with the $30.00 bill from me eating oxtail soup with mac salad. But I would be nowhere to be found.
AMEX Black, which has no credit limit. On the tip line put, $1,000,000. I wonder if they would process it. Then imagine the reaction when it goes thru, as in no decline wording shows up on the machine.
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Good luck with that. With the proliferation of surveillance, security and cell cameras everywhere you look, there's not much hope of staying under the radar. All it takes is 3-4 locations where you left your money for someone to match up the videos and find the common denominator.
Unless you intend to wear a disguise, the chances of remaining anonymous are slim.
Maybe you need a couple of PIs to find out the person's name and address, then a lawyer could show up on the door step with a check from your "foundation." if your name isn't on the charter or other records, then there's less chance of being identified.
Funny. You have to go to great lengths to protect your personal info, and then hire someone to get the personal info on your beneficiaries!
:rofl: :geekdanc:
He can hire you the google-sifu to head that department of scrubbing.
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He can hire you the google-sifu to head that department of scrubbing.
If he's that rich, he can afford me! :geekdanc: :thumbsup:
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As a reply to the other thread:
Pay for a round trip ticket and some spending money for room and food for a few months for people who are stupid that think the USA sucks or like. And the expenses will be paid for a few months, so they can get their feet on the ground and find a job. It wouldn't be fair to just send them with zero support.
So, send those who are supporting Palestine there.
Every high school athlete who was screwed out of a scholarship due to a dude beating them, I would pay for what ever college or trade school they want to attend until completion.
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As a reply to the other thread:
Pay for a round trip ticket and some spending money for room and food for a few months for people who are stupid that think the USA sucks or like. And the expenses will be paid for a few months, so they can get their feet on the ground and find a job.
then leave them there
Every high school athlete who was screwed out of a scholarship due to a dude beating them, I would pay for what ever college or trade school they want to attend until completion.
then hire some gals from W.O.W. to beat the dude up, film it and post it on YouTube and every social media platform
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Paying someone to beat someone else up sounds illegal. I mean, I would have the best atty's and most connections, but still, that's a line I won't cross as the richest man in the world.
Also, pay the top people in what ever event to beat the women, but drop out so the 2nd place women will now get 1st. As in, dont' accept the 1st placement. So, more of a look how stupid this is to allow a man to compete against a woman.
I looked at 1 of a HI org's powerlifting records and I would beat the woman in every event. Nationwide, I'd place top 3. I don't train at all for powerlifting, so i can image someone who did, he would easily lift 50% more than what I can and smash any woman's record in that org.
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I was watching that Michael Douglas movie, the one about him trying to order breakfast and it was past 11am or something.
I would go to a place 10 mins after breakfast is done. Then order. If I'm told no, I'd ask for the manager and say "so you're telling me there's no way I can get breakfast? If I were to pay you $100,000 to grab some bacon from the fridge and fire it up, you would say no?". Then if the answer is still no, I have a bag of cash that I would show the manager and say "you just lost out on $100K" and then walk out.
I'd do this at 1pm or other non-breakfast hours as well. And if they did make it, then I would not only pay for the $100K breakfast, which goes in the pocket of the company, but pay each worker working $100K as well.
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I was watching that Michael Douglas movie, the one about him trying to order breakfast and it was past 11am or something.
I would go to a place 10 mins after breakfast is done. Then order. If I'm told no, I'd ask for the manager and say "so you're telling me there's no way I can get breakfast? If I were to pay you $100,000 to grab some bacon from the fridge and fire it up, you would say no?". Then if the answer is still no, I have a bag of cash that I would show the manager and say "you just lost out on $100K" and then walk out.
I'd do this at 1pm or other non-breakfast hours as well. And if they did make it, then I would not only pay for the $100K breakfast, which goes in the pocket of the company, but pay each worker working $100K as well.
Falling Down?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/
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I would send homeless who aren't local to anywhere they want. Pay to have them clean up, dressed in what ever clothes they want and a 1st class ticket to anywhere. I do first class, so it's harder to turn the offer down as I cannot force them to leave.
The local ones who aren't druggies, offer to pay for a place to live. I knew a guy who worked at Longs, but lived in his car. He showered at the beach and stuff. So he never smelled, nor would you be able to tell he was homeless.
For the druggies start a awesome rehab center, but the issue is they would have to want to get clean.
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I would offer the homeless druggies an all-expense paid one way trip to be one of the first colonists on Mars.
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I would offer the homeless druggies an all-expense paid one way trip to be one of the first colonists on Mars.
If I'm not mistaken, all current plans to go to Mars are one-way -- no exceptions.
They don't have the ability yet to build, supply, fuel and launch space craft from Mars, so any vehicle carrying people there would need additional vehicles for them to land on Mars allowing the main vehicle to remain in space.
Maybe we can launch modular components for a space station or refueling station in orbit around Mars, but I don't know we could get that much fuel there without a constant convoy of supply ships taking it fuel. How much fuel would we be spending just to get more fuel to Mars?
Maybe Elon is working on a Tesla space craft that uses solar panels to recharge the batteries so it burns less fuel during the trip?
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I would send homeless who aren't local to anywhere they want. Pay to have them clean up, dressed in what ever clothes they want and a 1st class ticket to anywhere. I do first class, so it's harder to turn the offer down as I cannot force them to leave.
The local ones who aren't druggies, offer to pay for a place to live. I knew a guy who worked at Longs, but lived in his car. He showered at the beach and stuff. So he never smelled, nor would you be able to tell he was homeless.
For the druggies start a awesome rehab center, but the issue is they would have to want to get clean.
When they return, what then?
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When they return, what then?
Rinse and repeat.
I got the $.
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Hunger is something I don't wish on anyone. Especially children.
So I was thinking since I am the richest person in the whole universe and Canada, I would open food halls all over the world. Yes, even in North Korea. Screw you you fat dictator. I'm rich. I do what I want.
Anway, anyone who is hungry can come to these food halls. You can eat as much as you want and there will be millions of options to suit your tastes.
Here's the catch: Community service. It can be anything from helping out in hospitals to cleaning parks and other public places. You will be placed according to your abilities and skillset. For the "work" that you do, you will get vouchers to go to these food halls and if you have family and children they can eat too.
No one will be turned away.
If you cap an attitude, become difficult and a problem to others, not make an effort to be self sufficient, you will be placed on progressive discipline and warned accordingly.
Eventually if you still hard head, you will be sent to Mars to be one of the first colonists to never, ever come back to earth. Life there will initially be Spartan, so everyone will be allotted a daily ration of bottled water, one lumpia, one Hostess twinkie, one spam musubi, and 2 lychee for dessert.
Garan Ball Barans you going miss the food halls......
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Hunger is something I don't wish on anyone. Especially children.
So I was thinking since I am the richest person in the whole universe and Canada, I would open food halls all over the world. Yes, even in North Korea. Screw you you fat dictator. I'm rich. I do what I want.
Anway, anyone who is hungry can come to these food halls. You can eat as much as you want and there will be millions of options to suit your tastes.
Here's the catch: Community service. It can be anything from helping out in hospitals to cleaning parks and other public places. You will be placed according to your abilities and skillset. For the "work" that you do, you will get vouchers to go to these food halls and if you have family and children they can eat too.
No one will be turned away.
If you cap an attitude, become difficult and a problem to others, not make an effort to be self sufficient, you will be placed on progressive discipline and warned accordingly.
Eventually if you still hard head, you will be sent to Mars to be one of the first colonists to never, ever come back to earth. Life there will initially be Spartan, so everyone will be allotted a daily ration of bottled water, one lumpia, one Hostess twinkie, one spam musubi, and 2 lychee for dessert.
Garan Ball Barans you going miss the food halls......
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. The most fundamental and basic of human needs is "Physiological Needs."
Physiological needs may include:
- Air
- Water
- Food
- Heat
- Clothes
- Reproduction
- Shelter
- Sleep
Taking away a need, and thus the associated motivation, from a a person, you force them to become dependent upon you to fulfill that need. Thus, instead of teaching a man to fish, you are committing yourself to always having to feed them -- forever. That means resources to continue the program must survive you in perpetuity.
If the "community service" feature includes teaching them the skills they need to support themselves, that's a decent idea -- as long as the jobs they learn can also apply to private employment.
And you can't expect to offer community service opportunities for just food alone. The amount of time spent would need to be very small, or else they won't be able to afford all the other necessities in the list.
Sounds like you really want to create a jobs program where the people commit to learning and performing a skillset in exchange for subsistence; food, lodging, clothing, medical & dental care, and an education. Sounds like the military, but with a wider assortment of job sectors to work in.
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Hunger is something I don't wish on anyone. Especially children.
So I was thinking since I am the richest person in the whole universe and Canada, I would open food halls all over the world. Yes, even in North Korea. Screw you you fat dictator. I'm rich. I do what I want.
Anway, anyone who is hungry can come to these food halls. You can eat as much as you want and there will be millions of options to suit your tastes.
Here's the catch: Community service. It can be anything from helping out in hospitals to cleaning parks and other public places. You will be placed according to your abilities and skillset. For the "work" that you do, you will get vouchers to go to these food halls and if you have family and children they can eat too.
No one will be turned away.
If you cap an attitude, become difficult and a problem to others, not make an effort to be self sufficient, you will be placed on progressive discipline and warned accordingly.
Eventually if you still hard head, you will be sent to Mars to be one of the first colonists to never, ever come back to earth. Life there will initially be Spartan, so everyone will be allotted a daily ration of bottled water, one lumpia, one Hostess twinkie, one spam musubi, and 2 lychee for dessert.
Garan Ball Barans you going miss the food halls......
Isnt that kind of what a socialist / communist government promises to do?
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Isnt that kind of what a socialist / communist government promises to do?
Sure is. I guess the only difference is that I am footing the bill 100%. And this will be offered worldwide, to all countries, to all people.
Hunger does not discriminate.
Those who help themselves but are currently down and out but want to be self sufficient and just need a boost to get there will benefit.
Those who don't will be eating lumpia on Mars.
Either way, no one will be forced.
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Sure is. I guess the only difference is that I am footing the bill 100%. And this will be offered worldwide, to all countries, to all people.
Hunger does not discriminate.
Those who help themselves but are currently down and out but want to be self sufficient and just need a boost to get there will benefit.
Those who don't will be eating lumpia on Mars.
Either way, no one will be forced.
i think you'd be better served by spending that money on education and treatment centers to get people who are on the streets into jobs and supporting themselves.
You can feed them inside the training and education institutions, as well as inside treatment centers. but the goal needs to be self reliance, not a lifetime of being a dependent.
If you can screen for the mentally and physically ill (actually ill, not just suffering due to poor choices in life), then you could maybe do both. Help the helpless and teach the teachable.
The best welfare program is a job.
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I would also never wait in line again. I would cut the line and offer $1K for every person I cut to let me cut. I'm sure everyone will say OK. I will have my security who carries my cash for payments.
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I would also never wait in line again. I would cut the line and offer $1K for every person I cut to let me cut. I'm sure everyone will say OK. I will have my security who carries my cash for payments.
Cash? If i were that rich, i'd never carry cash. I'd just use BitCoin and PayPal and do instant transfers to people. :geekdanc: :thumbsup:
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Cash? If i were that rich, i'd never carry cash. I'd just use BitCoin and PayPal and do instant transfers to people. :geekdanc: :thumbsup:
Cash is king man. My security detail will carry the bag of money. Older people you're cutting in front may not know what bitcoin/payal are or have the means. Easier to just give out stack of hundreds. Plus it would take time for everyone to open their phone and give their info for the transfer, comapred to handing cash down the line.
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Cash is king man. My security detail will carry the bag of money. Older people you're cutting in front may not know what bitcoin/payal are or have the means. Easier to just give out stack of hundreds. Plus it would take time for everyone to open their phone and give their info for the transfer, comapred to handing cash down the line.
The problem with that is thugs would follow you and your "cash mule" around looking for old people to mug -- older people carrying at least a grand in cash.
I'd be more inclined to compromise and say cash cards. Giving out that much cash just seems too risky.
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The problem with that is thugs would follow you and your "cash mule" around looking for old people to mug -- older people carrying at least a grand in cash.
I'd be more inclined to compromise and say cash cards. Giving out that much cash just seems too risky.
That's not my problem. Plus add in that I won't be doing this all the time. So if thugs are following me around it will be a lot of down time for them. And if my security team is good, they would notice the person/vehicle following us.
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That's not my problem. Plus add in that I won't be doing this all the time. So if thugs are following me around it will be a lot of down time for them. And if my security team is good, they would notice the person/vehicle following us.
i find it disconcerting that you spent so much time thinking about this tiny facet of the discussion.
Have you seen the Richard Pryor movie Brewster's Millions? Thought provoking concept.
A minor-league baseball player must spend $30 million in 30 days in order to
inherit $300 million. However, he's not allowed to own any assets, destroy the
money, gift it, give it to charity, or tell anyone about the deal.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088850/
That movie was in 1985. That $30M would be worth about $88M today based on inflation alone. The $300M inheritance is worth $880M in 2024.
Getting rid of $88M and having no assets after 30 days means spending just under $3M per day on average.
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i find it disconcerting that you spent so much time thinking about this tiny facet of the discussion.
Have you seen the Richard Pryor movie Brewster's Millions? Thought provoking concept.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088850/
That movie was in 1985. That $30M would be worth about $88M today based on inflation alone. The $300M inheritance is worth $880M in 2024.
Getting rid of $88M and having no assets after 30 days means spending just under $3M per day on average.
It's cause Brewesters Millions wasn't NC-17. Hookers, hookers, hookers for him and friends. 30M gone in 2 weeks.Esp for the guys into weird shit that u gotta pay extra for.
Even your post was a fun way to imagine having something I will never have.
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It's cause Brewesters Millions wasn't NC-17. Hookers, hookers, hookers for him and friends. 30M gone in 2 weeks.Esp for the guys into weird shit that u gotta pay extra for.
Even your post was a fun way to imagine having something I will never have.
If you spent $88M on hookers, hookers, hookers for 30 days, you might not live long enough to claim the inheritance!
And renting hookers for someone else could be construed as a gift to your friends. So you'd be pretty much on your own.
I have no idea how much a pro charges, but prostitution is only legal in Nevada. Maine decriminalized it if you're the seller, but it's a crime to buy sex.
I remember a special documentary about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. The top-rated employee was a former adult film star, Air Force Amy, who only worked by appointment and charged a standard $1,000/hour. Given that was over 20 years ago, I have a feeling rates may have gone up.
Let's say you pay $2K/hour for one "entertainer". $88M / $2K = 44K hours of entertainment. There are only 720 hours in a 30 day period (24 x 30). That is if you never sleep for a month!
So, if you could give this "gift" to your friends, let's be optimistic and say you only need 5 hours of rest each per day for sleep, eating, downing a bottle of vitamin E, etc. That leaves 19 hours per day to partake. 19 hrs/day * 30 days = 570 hours per person over 30 days.
Now take the 44K hours needed to burn through the $88M at $2K/hr. 44K hours would mean you need yourself and 76 friends engaging Bunny Ranch workers for 19 hours a day. Do you have that many friends who would take you up on that offer? I guess the number can be reduced by throwing in air fare, meals, cases of lube to prevent skin discomfort, and physical exams afterward! :rofl: This assume you are even allowed to "gift" anyone a month of "recreational activities."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlite_BunnyRanch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Amy
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If you spent $88M on hookers, hookers, hookers for 30 days, you might not live long enough to claim the inheritance!
And renting hookers for someone else could be construed as a gift to your friends. So you'd be pretty much on your own.
I have no idea how much a pro charges, but prostitution is only legal in Nevada. Maine decriminalized it if you're the seller, but it's a crime to buy sex.
I remember a special documentary about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. The top-rated employee was a former adult film star, Air Force Amy, who only worked by appointment and charged a standard $1,000/hour. Given that was over 20 years ago, I have a feeling rates may have gone up.
Let's say you pay $2K/hour for one "entertainer". $88M / $2K = 44K hours of entertainment. There are only 720 hours in a 30 day period (24 x 30). That is if you never sleep for a month!
So, if you could give this "gift" to your friends, let's be optimistic and say you only need 5 hours of rest each per day for sleep, eating, downing a bottle of vitamin E, etc. That leaves 19 hours per day to partake. 19 hrs/day * 30 days = 570 hours per person over 30 days.
Now take the 44K hours needed to burn through the $88M at $2K/hr. 44K hours would mean you need yourself and 76 friends engaging Bunny Ranch workers for 19 hours a day. Do you have that many friends who would take you up on that offer? I guess the number can be reduced by throwing in air fare, meals, cases of lube to prevent skin discomfort, and physical exams afterward! :rofl: This assume you are even allowed to "gift" anyone a month of "recreational activities."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlite_BunnyRanch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Amy
:geekdanc: :rofl:
Air Force Amy can't charge premium rates as she's older. There was another episode where a mom bought her virgin son a hooker there for $5K. I don't recall if time limit was discussed.
But paying a professional for their legal service is allowed.
He must spend $30 million in 30 days
He cannot own any assets at the end of the 30 days, except the clothes on his back
He cannot give away any money
He cannot gamble it away
He cannot destroy it
He cannot tell anyone about the conditions
And each worker at the Bunny Ranch sets their own price. An on strip illegal hooker that you might find at the Wynn would def charge min $5K for 1 hour. (Don't ask how I know this).
So get every person you know and who wants in.
If else fails hire Bill Clinton as he was known to charge $500K for a 30 minute speech. Pay him to read a dictionary.
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$5k for one hour?
i only need 2 minutes...
Air Force Amy can't charge premium rates as she's older. There was another episode where a mom bought her virgin son a hooker there for $5K. I don't recall if time limit was discussed.
But paying a professional for their legal service is allowed.
He must spend $30 million in 30 days
He cannot own any assets at the end of the 30 days, except the clothes on his back
He cannot give away any money
He cannot gamble it away
He cannot destroy it
He cannot tell anyone about the conditions
And each worker at the Bunny Ranch sets their own price. An on strip illegal hooker that you might find at the Wynn would def charge min $5K for 1 hour. (Don't ask how I know this).
So get every person you know and who wants in.
If else fails hire Bill Clinton as he was known to charge $500K for a 30 minute speech. Pay him to read a dictionary.
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Air Force Amy can't charge premium rates as she's older. There was another episode where a mom bought her virgin son a hooker there for $5K. I don't recall if time limit was discussed.
But paying a professional for their legal service is allowed.
He must spend $30 million in 30 days
He cannot own any assets at the end of the 30 days, except the clothes on his back
He cannot give away any money
He cannot gamble it away
He cannot destroy it
He cannot tell anyone about the conditions
And each worker at the Bunny Ranch sets their own price. An on strip illegal hooker that you might find at the Wynn would def charge min $5K for 1 hour. (Don't ask how I know this).
So get every person you know and who wants in.
If else fails hire Bill Clinton as he was known to charge $500K for a 30 minute speech. Pay him to read a dictionary.
I never said Amy could still charge top rates. I'm just using what I've seen as the top rated employee at one location where it's legal. Assuming the top rated pros are all in the same price range, just insert the name of your top professional escort if it makes you happier. I'm looking at the amount of money your would be spending, not personal preferences.
Propositioning a worker at The Wynn would be an illegal transaction, just as it would be to proposition a street walker. I've read that prostitution is illegal except when engaged in a "licensed house of prostitution." So, your options are much slimmer than most people realize.
Unless I'm mistaken, the NV law has limits. Prostitution is legal in any county that has fewer than 700,000 residents according to the most recent census. That leaves out Las Vegas.
The state's most populated counties, Clark (which contains Las Vegas) and
Washoe (which contains Reno), are among those that do not permit prostitution.
It is also illegal in Nevada's capital, Carson City, an independent city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada
Anyway, you could try to get away with inflating what you pay someone for services. You could do like in the movie and hire a photographer, and accountant, etc., but the salaries have to be close to what the industry standard is for those top positions.
I find it interesting that you'd think of Bill Clinton when discussing hookers.
Bill giving a speech has to at least be plausible as a real speech. The money would go to the Clinton Foundation to avoid Bill paying taxes on the income, so the speech has to be legit for the IRS to see it as more than a gift. JMHO.
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$5k for one hour?
i only need 2 minutes...
You should shop around for an Early Bird Special.
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You should shop around for an Early Bird Special.
:geekdanc:
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Is there a difference between a sex worker and a prostitute? Many "professionals" prefer to be called sex workers. I guess it's more dignified and proper and all.
But they still suck ding-a-ling, right? Among other things? :rofl:
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Is there a difference between a sex worker and a prostitute? Many "professionals" prefer to be called sex workers. I guess it's more dignified and proper and all.
But they still suck ding-a-ling, right? Among other things? :rofl:
Sex worker includes anyone on the adult entertainment industry as well as prostitutes.
"Sex work" can take the form of prostitution, stripping or lap dancing, performance
in pornography, phone or internet sex, or any other exchange of sexual services
for financial or material gain. Sex workers who include sexual intercourse as part
of their services are considered full-service sex workers. :rofl: :geekdanc:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_worker
What's not included in the description which ought to be are the Sexual and Relationship Therapists. Those therapeutic service have a wide variety of methods up to and including sexual surrogates. The category can also include adult shops that deal in "marital aids" and fetish supplies even though the businesses don't directly offer sexual services. I would argue there's little difference between an adult film or toy store and a phone sex operator. Sexual pleasure in exchange for money.
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Is there a difference between a sex worker and a prostitute? Many "professionals" prefer to be called sex workers. I guess it's more dignified and proper and all.
But they still suck ding-a-ling, right? Among other things? :rofl:
The slang definitions are splitting hairs. Like midget, little person, etc...Hooker, escort, prostitute, "sex worker", pornstar all get an exchange of money for sex. So same same. Brothel, whorehouse, cathouse, bunny ranch, same same too. 1 term is more PC than the other.
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$5k for one hour?
i only need 2 minutes...
I wonder if 1 could bargain for 15 minutes or by the minute instead? But you gotta be careful if doing so illegally, when does the clock begin? In the room, doing the act, walking to the room? 5 not real doctors were accused of rape in Vegas and arrested. 1 then showed video of the deed and IDK if charged dropped or found not guilty. But it seems like since there's vid, they should have never been arrested to begin with. IDK how it affects their not a real doctor license.
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A restaurant in Vegas named Genting Palace in Resorts World has a dress code for dinner. I would violate dress codes at nice restaurants and tell them I will pay for everyones bill cause they had to see me dressed in a t-shirt and shorts. ANd then match that in tip. Lets see if the places still tell me no.
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A restaurant in Vegas named Genting Palace in Resorts World has a dress code for dinner. I would violate dress codes at nice restaurants and tell them I will pay for everyones bill cause they had to see me dressed in a t-shirt and shorts. ANd then match that in tip. Lets see if the places still tell me no.
Private businesses are allowed to enforce rules and refuse service to anyone they don't wish to serve.
Depending on the owner's inclination to bow down to big spenders, many would not let one person ruin the experience for everyone else at any cost.
Now, of you offered the owner 5 times what the place is worth to sell the restaurant outright, ...... I hear everyone has his price.
"I own the place."
https://youtu.be/LqALEp2Q46M
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Private businesses are allowed to enforce rules and refuse service to anyone they don't wish to serve.
Depending on the owner's inclination to bow down to big spenders, many would not let one person ruin the experience for everyone else at any cost.
Now, of you offered the owner 5 times what the place is worth to sell the restaurant outright, ...... I hear everyone has his price.
"I own the place."
https://youtu.be/LqALEp2Q46M
That's why I also offered to pay for everyones meal. Being underdressed may ruin their XP, but I'm sure a free meal would make it acceptable. Also, tell them order what ever they want as well. $1200 glass of wine, no problem.
So it's not only being selfish, but compensating others who may be inconvenienced or XP ruined. Then taking care of the staff as well.
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$5k for one hour?
i only need 2 minutes...
That will be $166.67 sir. I rounded it off to the nearest cent.
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That's why I also offered to pay for everyones meal. Being underdressed may ruin their XP, but I'm sure a free meal would make it acceptable. Also, tell them order what ever they want as well. $1200 glass of wine, no problem.
So it's not only being selfish, but compensating others who may be inconvenienced or XP ruined. Then taking care of the staff as well.
You're basically painting yourself as a rich, self-centered jerk who does whatever he wants while expecting everyone else to cater to you.
That's what hypothetical threads like these are meant for: to draw out the true character of those who participate.
Some would try to make others' lives a little better. Some would satisfy their own narcissistic impulses.
Thanks for playing! :geekdanc:
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Have anyone ever saw those YouTube videos of supposedly Keanu Reeves entering high class restaurants with regular clothes to have a meal and the staff treats him terribly not knowing that he is actually the owner of the establishment?
I say supposedly because I'm not sure how true these videos are. There's also some of Barron Trump and other celebrities being treated mean and terribly and the workers end up being chastised, humiliated, and humbled after being forgiven by these benevolent celebrities after it was discovered who they were.
I guess if I was the richest person in the world I would use my resources to try to end hate, prejudice, racism, and other ugly things happening way too often nowadays.
This area is broad and touches every aspect of society and the ills are seemingly endless but what the hey, I have the money so I'll just start somewhere and take baby steps or should I say start everywhere and take baby steps and meet in the middle...... ;D
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Have anyone ever saw those YouTube videos of supposedly Keanu Reeves entering high class restaurants with regular clothes to have a meal and the staff treats him terribly not knowing that he is actually the owner of the establishment?
I say supposedly because I'm not sure how true these videos are. There's also some of Barron Trump and other celebrities being treated mean and terribly and the workers end up being chastised, humiliated, and humbled after being forgiven by these benevolent celebrities after it was discovered who they were.
I guess if I was the richest person in the world I would use my resources to try to end hate, prejudice, racism, and other ugly things happening way too often nowadays.
This area is broad and touches every aspect of society and the ills are seemingly endless but what the hey, I have the money so I'll just start somewhere and take baby steps or should I say start everywhere and take baby steps and meet in the middle...... ;D
That's a noble desire, but you're essentially wanting to reprogram the human condition. We are all the products of our environments, experiences and decisions. Trying to rewrite that in the brains of people beyond adolescence is a tough proposition.
While you may be "wired" to give unto others, you can't force others to feel the same way. Attitudes regarding hate and discrimination requires too much change compared to learning to accept others from kindergarten age.
On the flip side, there are people who use things like hate, racism, prejudice and other ugly things to incite division and gain power for themselves. I don't see any way of stopping those people short of creating a team of assassins to weed them out like cancers.
There's the ideal world, and then there's reality. There's also the age old question of how can one be for independence, freedom and self-determination while at the same time dictating to everyone what constitutes right and wrong (kind of like the Star Trek Prime Directive of prohibiting interference in the cultures of other civilizations).
The best solution throughout history has been to set a successful example. Others will want to emulate you if they also value what you have done. But, it's the ones who want nothing but wealth and power you'll never be able to teach.
The biggest obstacle to world peace is a lack of resources in some areas and an overabundance in other places. Food, water, medicine, housing, and other basic needs must be met before you can count on any sort of peace that lasts. Maybe target your wealth toward those objectives first and then look at others.
I think affordable, sustainable, safe energy can fix most of what's broken globally. If we remove fossil fuels from the game and replace it with something much cleaner and cheaper, the whole Middle East problem starts to resolve itself. Transportation, agriculture, survival in harsh climates, hospitals, etc. will all be made more efficient without the cost or problems caused by today's energy infrastructure.
Hydroelectric has always been a potential solution, but it's not applicable to all locations. Solar is helping, but it's not yet matured to be a viable solution.
I remember seeing in the movie Soylent Green how they had to pedal a stationary bike to recharge their batteries that kept the lights on. Since necessity is the mother of invention, maybe we need to hit rock bottom before we find that elusive energy solution that gives everyone the same chance to support themselves.
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You're basically painting yourself as a rich, self-centered jerk who does whatever he wants while expecting everyone else to cater to you.
That's what hypothetical threads like these are meant for: to draw out the true character of those who participate.
Some would try to make others' lives a little better. Some would satisfy their own narcissistic impulses.
Thanks for playing! :geekdanc:
What I'm getting at is some places, especially those in a city you're not from, one doesn't know if there's a dress code. Also, I'm hungry when I'm hungry and if I see a good spot, I would like to eat there and not have to go back to my room to change clothes.
Or for this specific place, I could be out and about doing things from the morning and in shirt and shorts and not want to have to go back to my room to change. I mean, I could buy clothes in the area as there are many clothing shops in Resorts World. Book a room to take a quick shower, etc...
I've heard of celebrities when they travel, they travel with nothing. Their assistant is responsible for making sure their room has new clothes for them to wear. THey also don't take the clothes with them when they go home. So 1 and done type of wearing, if it's even worn.
My money is green, what does it matter what I'm wearing. Esp if I'm willing to pay extra to eat as I am. I would see any business that turns this down is making a poor business decision. And being the richest man in the world, people would know who you are, so exceptions can be made.
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What I'm getting at is some places, especially those in a city you're not from, one doesn't know if there's a dress code. Also, I'm hungry when I'm hungry and if I see a good spot, I would like to eat there and not have to go back to my room to change clothes.
Or for this specific place, I could be out and about doing things from the morning and in shirt and shorts and not want to have to go back to my room to change. I mean, I could buy clothes in the area as there are many clothing shops in Resorts World. Book a room to take a quick shower, etc...
I've heard of celebrities when they travel, they travel with nothing. Their assistant is responsible for making sure their room has new clothes for them to wear. THey also don't take the clothes with them when they go home. So 1 and done type of wearing, if it's even worn.
My money is green, what does it matter what I'm wearing. Esp if I'm willing to pay extra to eat as I am. I would see any business that turns this down is making a poor business decision. And being the richest man in the world, people would know who you are, so exceptions can be made.
So, in other words, rather than spend a few minutes conforming to the establishment's dress code (which you may or may not have known about), you propose it's your right as a rich guy to have the restaurant and its customers treat you as an exception just because you can pay them?
Seems like a less egotistical solution would be for you to change your clothes.
Then there's the PR optics of flaunting your wealth in front of the other diners and staff. You're sending the message that the rules only apply if you're not rich.
Then there's the most obvious solution: go to a restaurant where your attire is acceptable. Or if your time is so valuable, have the meal catered to your hotel room or a private, reserved location where you can sit around in your underwear and bunny slippers.
if nobody is forcing you to dine at a place with a dress code, why would you feel it's your place to bend the rules to your individual liking rather than choose another option?
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So, in other words, rather than spend a few minutes conforming to the establishment's dress code (which you may or may not have known about), you propose it's your right as a rich guy to have the restaurant and its customers treat you as an exception just because you can pay them?
Seems like a less egotistical solution would be for you to change your clothes.
Then there's the PR optics of flaunting your wealth in front of the other diners and staff. You're sending the message that the rules only apply if you're not rich.
Then there's the most obvious solution: go to a restaurant where your attire is acceptable. Or if your time is so valuable, have the meal catered to your hotel room or a private, reserved location where you can sit around in your underwear and bunny slippers.
if nobody is forcing you to dine at a place with a dress code, why would you feel it's your place to bend the rules to your individual liking rather than choose another option?
Most of what people would do in this thread could be considered egotistical or narcissistic. You're taking the fun out of the thread.
If I were a regular patron and some guy offered to pay my bill, i'd be fine with him wearing what ever he wants. What he wears doesn't affect my time there. And being a jerk about it would be demanding to just eat my meal (do you know who I am). But compromising and paying for everyones meal plus that same amount for tip seems fair. Then as a waiter who spits tips as most places do, to make the same amount the restaurant makes in 1 night would be awesome. Same with giving everyone in a line that I'm not in to cut in front of them as mentioned earlier. You already took the fun out of that thought by asking what if they get robbed after.
The people are welcome to say no and so is the restaurant staff. Then I will just eat else where. But giving that option is the fun part of this thread. Stuff that pretty much doesn't happen very often to the regular joe.
You are free to post what you want, but I just ask to keep it light hearted since no one here will ever be the richest man in the world. Don't over think it.
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Most of what people would do in this thread could be considered egotistical or narcissistic. You're taking the fun out of the thread.
If I were a regular patron and some guy offered to pay my bill, i'd be fine with him wearing what ever he wants. What he wears doesn't affect my time there. And being a jerk about it would be demanding to just eat my meal (do you know who I am). But compromising and paying for everyones meal plus that same amount for tip seems fair. Then as a waiter who spits tips as most places do, to make the same amount the restaurant makes in 1 night would be awesome. Same with giving everyone in a line that I'm not in to cut in front of them as mentioned earlier. You already took the fun out of that thought by asking what if they get robbed after.
The people are welcome to say no and so is the restaurant staff. Then I will just eat else where. But giving that option is the fun part of this thread. Stuff that pretty much doesn't happen very often to the regular joe.
You are free to post what you want, but I just ask to keep it light hearted since no one here will ever be the richest man in the world. Don't over think it.
I'm not taking the fun out of it. i'm just seeing how far you are willing to take your proposition.
I'm a realist. People are going to do what they like if they can get away with it. The only thing money does is create the financial and societal freedom to do things others are not allowed or must accept the consequences for. In your example, if you walked into that hypothetical restaurant today and refused to abide by the dress code, you would be ejected from the place. Without the money to pay others to treat you as an exception, you're no better than anyone else.
They say money changes people. I was just curious if you could rationalize your behavior beyond just having the money to compensate others for putting up with your bad behavior.
That's where the fun of this thread lies. it's your virtual money, so you're free to spend it however you see fit. But in my world, getting others to accept bad behavior with a bribe is unacceptable. Imagine if a man is elected to power in a European country, and his promise to enrich the German people could entice them to treat another group -- let's call them Jews -- as horribly as anyone might imagine.
i'd prefer to NOT pay everyone's bill, but ask the restaurant to reserve the whole place and make that casual night. Only patrons who were agreeable to dining in jeans and a T-Shirt -- and were okay with others dressed that way -- would be there that night voluntarily.
Paying the restaurant for that night's relaxing of the rules benefits everyone who chooses to dine there without forcing anyone to sit with someone who doesn't think the rules apply to them. That makes better sense than paying for every dinner check plus massive tips to the staff. i'd still tip the staff generously since they didn't have a say in how their guests are attired. The guests, however, would pay their own way. Some might see it as a treat to be allowed in to dine comfortably.
if you're not having fun, you're taking the rebuttals too seriously. I'm poking holes so I can have my own fun! :geekdanc: :rofl:
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. I'm poking holes so I can have my own fun! :geekdanc: :rofl:
Fair enough.
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I'm not taking the fun out of it. i'm just seeing how far you are willing to take your proposition.
I'm a realist. People are going to do what they like if they can get away with it. The only thing money does is create the financial and societal freedom to do things others are not allowed or must accept the consequences for. In your example, if you walked into that hypothetical restaurant today and refused to abide by the dress code, you would be ejected from the place. Without the money to pay others to treat you as an exception, you're no better than anyone else.
They say money changes people. I was just curious if you could rationalize your behavior beyond just having the money to compensate others for putting up with your bad behavior.
That's where the fun of this thread lies. it's your virtual money, so you're free to spend it however you see fit. But in my world, getting others to accept bad behavior with a bribe is unacceptable. Imagine if a man is elected to power in a European country, and his promise to enrich the German people could entice them to treat another group -- let's call them Jews -- as horribly as anyone might imagine.
i'd prefer to NOT pay everyone's bill, but ask the restaurant to reserve the whole place and make that casual night. Only patrons who were agreeable to dining in jeans and a T-Shirt -- and were okay with others dressed that way -- would be there that night voluntarily.
Paying the restaurant for that night's relaxing of the rules benefits everyone who chooses to dine there without forcing anyone to sit with someone who doesn't think the rules apply to them. That makes better sense than paying for every dinner check plus massive tips to the staff. i'd still tip the staff generously since they didn't have a say in how their guests are attired. The guests, however, would pay their own way. Some might see it as a treat to be allowed in to dine comfortably.
if you're not having fun, you're taking the rebuttals too seriously. I'm poking holes so I can have my own fun! :geekdanc: :rofl:
I wont go into it, but ur idea is also selffish and narcsacistic. Ill let u figure out why.
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I wont go into it, but ur idea is also selffish and narcsacistic. Ill let u figure out why.
i never claimed otherwise.
I'm just looking at different ways to do what you suggested without forcing/bribing other customers to accept it, that's all.
I mean, what choice do the others have if they don't want to accept your offer to pay their check? Sit and suffer or just leave?
I have empathy for people who are just trying to enjoy a meal in a nice establishment.
My virtual self-centeredness has limits.
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That's what hypothetical threads like these are meant for: to draw out the true character of those who participate.
Some would try to make others' lives a little better. Some would satisfy their own narcissistic impulses.
Thanks for playing! :geekdanc:
They say no one knows a person better than the person itself.
I think if I were to somehow become the richest person in the world, it wouldn't surprise me at all that I would become a little of both of the above.
Would I come to a point where I cannot distinguish if I am helping people out of the goodness of my heart, or am I craving the adoration and recognition from the results of my actions?
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They say no one knows a person better than the person itself.
I think if I were to somehow become the richest person in the world, it wouldn't surprise me at all that I would become a little of both of the above.
Would I come to a point where I cannot distinguish if I am helping people out of the goodness of my heart, or am I craving the adoration and recognition from the results of my actions?
Brewster's Millions showed up on my Samsung channels yesterday. Reminded me how sometimes people throwing money around are doing it for reasons others don't comprehend. We judge people based on what we see or know. Mr. Beast gets criticized all the time for how he uses his money. Just like politicians and communists -- it's so easy to predict how you'd spend other people's money!
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I would go to the local state department where you fill out the marriage documents. Spend the day chatting and offer to fully pay for weddings for couples who I thought were nice. Maybe throw in a house.
Talk to vet org's and for the vets that they cannot help due to cost, I will take over and pay for what ever they need. A friend of mine is part of Wounded Warrior and gets invited often do events on the mainland. Like meeting 49ers players, ringing the bell at the 49ers game that is a tradition, going on bicycle long distance rides, etc...Years ago, WWP got some bad PR as they were spending lots of money on the common "restaurant and booze" tabs. I asked this friend about this as no org can help everyone. He said "You're either in the hale or you're not". And he's in the hale. I totally understood what he meant by that phrase.
I guess added to this thread, I would have to hire teams of people to take over once my initial contact is made. I don't want to be on the phone all day coordinating everything. I'd cover full medical, company car, insurance/gas/maintanance and let them pick what car they want. They can live rent free in a home that I would cover all utilities and household goods. On top of all that, pay $100K a year salary. If an employee were to die while they're employed, then their spouse would get their income for 10 years and the benefits I listed.
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I would go to the local state department where you fill out the marriage documents. Spend the day chatting and offer to fully pay for weddings for couples who I thought were nice. Maybe throw in a house.
Talk to vet org's and for the vets that they cannot help due to cost, I will take over and pay for what ever they need. A friend of mine is part of Wounded Warrior and gets invited often do events on the mainland. Like meeting 49ers players, ringing the bell at the 49ers game that is a tradition, going on bicycle long distance rides, etc...Years ago, WWP got some bad PR as they were spending lots of money on the common "restaurant and booze" tabs. I asked this friend about this as no org can help everyone. He said "You're either in the hale or you're not". And he's in the hale. I totally understood what he meant by that phrase.
I guess added to this thread, I would have to hire teams of people to take over once my initial contact is made. I don't want to be on the phone all day coordinating everything. I'd cover full medical, company car, insurance/gas/maintanance and let them pick what car they want. They can live rent free in a home that I would cover all utilities and household goods. On top of all that, pay $100K a year salary. If an employee were to die while they're employed, then their spouse would get their income for 10 years and the benefits I listed.
If you've ever watched Robbin Williams' movie Patch Adams, I'd like to fund something like it for veterans in all states.
Basically, the institution would raise money for ongoing work, pay for treatment for anyone needing it without respect to cost, help patients and families remain together, help apply for whatever insurance or benefits they are entitled to receive, etc.
Everyone admitted would have a bed. Everyone who is capable would also be asked to contribute to the place. If they are skilled, maybe working in IT, doing carpentry and facilities maintenance, or just helping with admin paperwork. Anything they can offer would reduce costs and, maybe more importantly, help them feel useful and needed. If they can only spend time with patients talking, playing games or watching movies, that would help many vets tremendously.
The institute in the movie is real, as is the backstory. if you go to their website, they say the communal approach to medicine was working between 1971 - 1983. Since then, they have been trying to raise the funds to build their "fantasy" hospital. I have a feeling liability and lawsuit concerns have put a hold on the medical treatments as well.
Given unlimited finances, I'd start with a needed subset of society: veterans. That helps reduce the demand on the institution. if the place is set up as in the movie, doctors would be more likely to seek a position there so they can actual help people instead of managing a practice or dealing with HMO and insurance problems.
i'm not saying everyone would get a free ride. Whatever resources the patients are able to bring would lighten the load on the institution, and any services they can offer would also help.
Just thinking out loud.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129290/
https://www.patchadams.org/gesundheit/
https://youtu.be/N6bEqSlIuZ8
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I would secretly keep tabs of all the single mothers and fathers out there, busting their okoles trying to provide for their children and give them a good decent life.
I would keep track of their efforts as they struggle to save for their college funds.
Always watching. Always in the shadows. Of course I would employ my people to keep track of all of these hard working single mothers and fathers.
They will never know that I am watching.
Then when college time comes around, their children will be presented with big fat college fund checks that would cover education costs, food and lodging, travel, everything. :thumbsup:
And the hard earned money their single parent contributed all those years will be returned to them in full.
Plus 1 million dollars a year for the rest of their lives.
Oh, but if they start getting stupid and start taking advantage, then that money disappears. But not the college funds.
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I would still go to vegas. But instead of playing in high limit rooms as many don't have a craps table. I know Palazzo has tables and so does Resorts world.
I would have a table on the floor as there's more energy there. I would also allow anyone else who wants to play, play and set the table min to $15. This way I would get a variety of players, not only the rich ones who bet black chips. Then as long as we're all having fun, I would toss chips to the guys betting $15 or maybe $25 table mins after they've lost it all. Toss em some banana chips so they can keep playing.
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I've always wanted a cherried out muscle car. So a 69 Chevelle. I would buy one and also install a modern AC. I get that riding with the windows down is fun, but sometimes it's just too damn hot. So I would like a cold AC.
I would also buy a Lambo and install a door knob on the doors to open it. Then go valet the car often.
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Every senior citizen that wants to own a firearm to protect themselves and their loved ones will be able to have one.
I also would provide training free of charge, ammunition free of charge, and disposal of the body(ies) free of charge.
Senior citizens, according to my qualifications, has to be 18 or older and of course be vetted by my team of screeners.
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I would rent a store spot in a mall and install a TV and couch. Then proceed to just watch TV or play video games. Leave the front door open to let people walk in like how you can a normal store.
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I would take the fakest and gayest Hollywood movies of the past 15 years and do based remakes.
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Manapua truck and/or Lunch Wagon
https://youtu.be/e1IwcQbtYJ0
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Since I live near a school and park, I see kids playing on broken playground equipment. I would fix all the broken stuff and hire people to upkeep the park and replace the nice trees that used to be there.
Then hire security guards to keep the crackheads and drunks away. All the money in the world can't fix stupid.
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I would go to every casino in Vegas and DARE the casino to let me bet 1TRILLION dollars.
On Roulette.
On Black.
If I win, the casino goes bankrupt.
If I lose I DARE THE CASINO: DOUBLE OR NOTHING? ;D
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I would go to every casino in Vegas and DARE the casino to let me bet 1TRILLION dollars.
On Roulette.
On Black.
If I win, the casino goes bankrupt.
If I lose I DARE THE CASINO: DOUBLE OR NOTHING? ;D
Dana white has problems trying to bet 1 hand of blackjack at $1mil.
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Watching F1 related stuff in vegas, Wynn was hosting McLaren (sp) and allowed like 12 supercars to be driven from wynn to the track and around it. They drove in a line and lots of pics from onlookers being taken.
I would pay what ever it cost and enter that line up of supercars driving a ford pinto thats has holes from rust and black exhaust fumes.
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