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Tools and Uses => Hunting => Topic started by: jc2721 on January 03, 2013, 06:43:24 PM

Title: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: jc2721 on January 03, 2013, 06:43:24 PM
I stopped by my parents' home to check on them this afternoon and I saw this pig under the rear wheel of my mom's Toyota.  Deader than a doornail, piss and shit all over the garage floor.  Damned thing is that my mom didn't even know she hit something (chalk another one up for elderly female Asian drivers!).  I'm guessing that with all the rain, the pig came into the garage, lost traction on the smooth concrete and got whacked by my mom. It's about 20-25 pounds, the front half is crushed--you can see the tread pattern.
(http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc418/jc2721/th_P1020436.jpg) (http://s1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc418/jc2721/?action=view&current=P1020436.jpg)
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(http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc418/jc2721/th_P1020433.jpg) (http://s1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc418/jc2721/?action=view&current=P1020433.jpg)
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Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: bass monkey on January 03, 2013, 06:51:55 PM
hairless pig too.  interesting.

how does it taste?
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: jc2721 on January 03, 2013, 07:36:26 PM
hairless pig too.  interesting.

how does it taste?

Man, it was late in the afternoon, raining, lying in piss and shit and who knows how long it was lying there--it's on the curb if you want it!
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Bigkahuna808 on January 03, 2013, 07:49:24 PM
Yeah you dont see hairless that big.  Must be either a genetic defect or a skin disease.   Id clean that drive well if you got kids or old people around.   Looks skinny too...I guess no redneck road kill casserole tonite huh?
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: jc2721 on January 03, 2013, 08:06:05 PM
Nah--just reheated some leftover kalbi--good stuff!  I gotta remember to take a pic next time.
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: pj_benn on January 03, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
Damn! Tread marks is nuts. Shitty way to go lol
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Kingkeoni on January 03, 2013, 09:22:41 PM
That's not a pig.

It's a chupa cabra

 :o
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Hunter1007 on January 04, 2013, 12:25:45 AM
Man wasn't expecting that :o and the tread marks :o crazy
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: DuckFat on January 04, 2013, 11:49:44 AM
I hope her hunting license is current.

This reminds of Ron White hunting deer
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/90avoo/comedy-central-presents-deer-hunting (http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/90avoo/comedy-central-presents-deer-hunting)
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: GZire on January 04, 2013, 11:50:43 AM
Holy feck.  Most epic thread of the past 12 months.  Stunning to see a nekkid piggie with tread marks permanently impressed into him.
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: hvybarrels on January 06, 2013, 01:50:08 AM
Maybe it had cancer, decided to check out early, and sooeycided itself death-by-asian-driver style.
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: aieahound on January 07, 2013, 11:46:12 AM
I hope her hunting license is current.

This reminds of Ron White hunting deer
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/90avoo/comedy-central-presents-deer-hunting (http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/90avoo/comedy-central-presents-deer-hunting)

That Ron White video is Hilarious !  :rofl:
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Cougar8045 on January 07, 2013, 11:51:28 AM
Holy feck.  Most epic thread of the past 12 months.  Stunning to see a nekkid piggie with tread marks permanently impressed into him.
:rofl:
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Kingkeoni on January 07, 2013, 04:00:52 PM
The best part was all the pig shit all over the garage.

Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Kingkeoni on January 07, 2013, 04:01:39 PM
This further perpetuates every stereotype about old Asian women drivers.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Izanagi on January 07, 2013, 04:38:39 PM
i'll be honest here.  When i read the title, i kind of assumed pig hunting FROM a toyota....as in you were in a toyota and shot a pig or something.  I didn't think it literally meant a pig was slaughtered with one. 

Man that sucks.   Cleaning that shit up (literally) must have sucked so much lol.  Hopefully it doesn't leave any kind of foul residual smells or odors.
Title: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on January 09, 2013, 11:37:01 PM
Anyone notice that Fido has gone missing?
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: jc2721 on January 10, 2013, 09:53:04 PM
The best part was all the pig shit all over the garage.
Not if you have to clean it up!
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Colt808 on January 11, 2013, 06:34:31 AM
That's not a pig.

It's a chupa cabra

 :o
LOL! Just showed this to my son and he said: "La Chupacabra!"




...Obviously KK has a lot in common with my 13 y/o.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
Post by: Kingkeoni on January 12, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
LOL! Just showed this to my son and he said: "La Chupacabra!"




...Obviously KK has a lot in common with my 13 y/o.  :rofl:

Kids, drunks and Keoni.

All speak the truth.  :thumbsup: