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General Topics => General Discussion => Topic started by: sic_semper_tyrannis on March 06, 2013, 03:54:08 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1AQ1WBb81BE#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1AQ1WBb81BE#!)
I guess we should stock up on assault bleach and assault whistles.
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What a joke! Sure wish we had a lot more like Sheriff Clarke on our side.
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Imagine if some woman took all the democratic advice to heart.
I can imagine it now...
Young average looking woman is walking down the street.
She sees a suspicious man walking across the street in the same direction as her.
She makes eye contact and the man smiles. ( He must be up to no good )
She picks up her pace a little as she's trying to get to the bus stop a few blocks away.
The man crosses to her side of the street and picks up her pace.
She takes out her whistle and starts to whistle loudly as she continues to walk briskly.
People notice her whistling and speed walking and a little boy across the street says "look mommy, she's a choochoo train".
As she notices the man behind her is catching up, she makes a preemptive strike by urinating all over herself.
For some reason it didn't work and now she's worried. She starts to jog a little faster.
Another block and the man is still on her heels. She craps all over herself because she knows this will stop the man.
Unfortunately for her it was chili and cabbage night at the cafeteria so it's extra mushy.
She can't jog anymore because the weight of all the poop and piss is slowing her down.
Just half a block from her bus stop and the man is a few feet behind her.
She immediately sticks her finger down her throat and vomits all over herself. What a mess.
As she arrives at the bus stop the man is only two feet behind her, she grabs her bleach that she always carries and starts to hurl bleach all over the place.
It's too late, the man is inches from her.
She drops to the ground and starts screaming. "Stop!!!!"
The man is undeterred.
He walks right up and....
Gets on the bus.
After he passes her he thinks, "that girl smells like shit"
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Imagine if some woman took all the democratic advice to heart.
I can imagine it now...
Young average looking woman is walking down the street.
She sees a suspicious man walking across the street in the same direction as her.
She makes eye contact and the man smiles. ( He must be up to no good )
She picks up her pace a little as she's trying to get to the bus stop a few blocks away.
The man crosses to her side of the street and picks up her pace.
She takes out her whistle and starts to whistle loudly as she continues to walk briskly.
People notice her whistling and speed walking and a little boy across the street says "look mommy, she's a choochoo train".
As she notices the man behind her is catching up, she makes a preemptive strike by urinating all over herself.
For some reason it didn't work and now she's worried. She starts to jog a little faster.
Another block and the man is still on her heels. She craps all over herself because she knows this will stop the man.
Unfortunately for her it was chili and cabbage night at the cafeteria so it's extra mushy.
She can't jog anymore because the weight of all the poop and piss is slowing her down.
Just half a block from her bus stop and the man is a few feet behind her.
She immediately sticks her finger down her throat and vomits all over herself. What a mess.
As she arrives at the bus stop the man is only two feet behind her, she grabs her bleach that she always carries and starts to hurl bleach all over the place.
It's too late, the man is inches from her.
She drops to the ground and starts screaming. "Stop!!!!"
The man is undeterred.
He walks right up and....
Gets on the bus.
After he passes her he thinks, "that girl smells like shit"
LMFAO!!!! You forgot about the part where she takes out her double barrel shotgun from her handbag and fires two blasts in the air to scare off the assailant
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My memory is a little foggy but I recall Bill Clinton's comments immediately after signing the crime/assault weapon ban back in the 90's. He stated that everyone is responsible for his own personal safety. I wish the liberals would allow us to do so.
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Gotta' love their attitude too eh. At least not as a bad a reaction as they guy that was going around asking how to file a complaint. The cops turned quite combative on him and assaulted and arrested too I think. Video is out there.
Bleach huh. That's going to go over real well. Maybe wasp spray. Surprised J&J doesn't make smaller purse size already what an untapped market.
And now, a blast from the glorious past: