this will be my go to if and when we have CCW.

http://thedadbag.com

Jesus that's atrocious lol..... I'll keep using my G-Code Incog lol.

Go to a restaurant, have some clam chowder. In the belly bag, have some clam chowder in a ziplock bag  After a couuple minutes, say "I'm still Hungary" unzip the belly bag get out your spoon and start eating it all over again. When I was in the Navy stationed in Yokosuka went to a hostess bat on the honcho street. My bud had a plastic sandwich bag taped to his chest full of veggie soup and he wore a baggy aloha shirt. The bar hogs kept bugging us for a "drink" and besides being fugly they were getting pretty annoying. Well my drinking bro started saying he was sick and started to gag like he was getting ready to puke. Well he reached for his chest, bent way over the table and with his hand covering his mouth, pushed the bag full of soup up and out all over the table with a little "spray". The bar hogs started to gag but totally lost it when I said "dang, I'm hungry"  and started eating the chunks. One hog lost it all over the floor the other passed out and fell in the other hogs puke and all we heard from the mama san behind the bar was a thud. It was frigging hilarious until the JN police came in along with the SP's one of the other bar hogs must have called). Needless to say, two seaman (us) got to scrub a couple of heads (latrines for you grunts and dogs, potty room for Air Force), restricted for two days and then we were ordered to go to the bar, apologize to mama-san and clean the establishment prior to opening. Still had two more days of restriction. Argggggggg. Just remembered th name of the bar "The Silver Cask" 

Go to a restaurant, have some clam chowder. In the belly bag, have some clam chowder in a ziplock bag  After a couuple minutes, say "I'm still Hungary" unzip the belly bag get out your spoon and start eating it all over again. When I was in the Navy stationed in Yokosuka went to a hostess bat on the honcho street. My bud had a plastic sandwich bag taped to his chest full of veggie soup and he wore a baggy aloha shirt. The bar hogs kept bugging us for a "drink" and besides being fugly they were getting pretty annoying. Well my drinking bro started saying he was sick and started to gag like he was getting ready to puke. Well he reached for his chest, bent way over the table and with his hand covering his mouth, pushed the bag full of soup up and out all over the table with a little "spray". The bar hogs started to gag but totally lost it when I said "dang, I'm hungry"  and started eating the chunks. One hog lost it all over the floor the other passed out and fell in the other hogs puke and all we heard from the mama san behind the bar was a thud. It was frigging hilarious until the JN police came in along with the SP's one of the other bar hogs must have called). Needless to say, two seaman (us) got to scrub a couple of heads (latrines for you grunts and dogs, potty room for Air Force), restricted for two days and then we were ordered to go to the bar, apologize to mama-san and clean the establishment prior to opening. Still had two more days of restriction. Argggggggg. Just remembered th name of the bar "The Silver Cask" 

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Frikin hilarious