WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY (Read 27221 times)

oldfart

WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:20:44 AM »
Here is a heartwarming story of a true animal lover :shake:

http://m.wave3.com/wave/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:WCZoLjvn
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oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2016, 08:26:18 AM »
http://bit.ly/1R7hMyy

This is the lady that crashes her car and runs around nekked
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robtmc

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2016, 09:34:37 AM »
http://bit.ly/1R7hMyy

This is the lady that crashes her car and runs around nekked
Unfortunately, those are the ones you DO NOT want to see nekkid. 








The good stuff never does that.................

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 11:17:16 AM »
Unfortunately, those are the ones you DO NOT want to see nekkid. 

The good stuff never does that.................
...
Some guys are into that
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robtmc

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2016, 11:49:02 AM »
Here is a heartwarming story of a true animal lover :shake:

http://m.wave3.com/wave/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:WCZoLjvn
Now, now OF, cannot be judgemental these days. 

This is the golden age of anything goes sexually.  Port whatever you want in whatever way,  Gender, age, or species do not matter in Obunga's Brave new World!

Inspector

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2016, 12:23:14 PM »
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Some guys are into that
So? Huh, I mean, yeah. Some guys are into that. Yeah.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

eyeeatingfish

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2016, 04:26:06 AM »
Hmmm So many options. I would take the miniature horse.

oldfart

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ren

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2016, 10:18:02 AM »
Whats weird today might be the new norm tomorrow. I remember growing up thinking that males were born as males and females were born as female and there was no changing that.
Now I know why religion is attacked on mainstream media.
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oldfart

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kekoa

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2016, 03:54:42 PM »
Hmmm So many options. I would take the miniature horse.

Um…OK???

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2016, 09:37:44 AM »
Here is a story about a lady that drives around with a dismembered corpse stuck in her windshield.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/28/police-calif-woman-drives-for-almost-a-mile-with-mans-body-lodged-in-windshield-severed-leg-on-trunk/

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"The driver’s teal Pontiac sedan was moving so fast and the impact was so forceful that one of the man’s legs was ripped from his torso at the waist, flew through the back window and landed on the trunk of her car, KNSD reported.

The rest of his body slammed into the front windshield, shattering it and leaving him “impaled into the vehicle,” according to Brandt. He crashed through the window such that the top of his head rested on the passenger seat while his body remained lodged in the jagged hole in the windshield.

The driver continued — with the man’s body in the car and his severed leg on the vehicle’s trunk — for another .75 miles, riding along the sidewalk at one point and crashing through residential landscaping, before coming to rest in a cul-de-sac, where she parked the car, got out and walked to her nearby house, KGTV reported.

When she arrived home, her husband contacted paramedics and the Oceanside Police Department."
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at least the husband called the paramedics
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eyeeatingfish

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2016, 05:42:39 AM »
Maybe she really had to pee and figured he was dead anyway so might as well just keep going.

That's messed up though.

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2017, 01:22:27 PM »
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2017, 01:56:33 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

drck1000

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2017, 02:11:08 PM »
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
I was hoping the boars were tended to by the tribesman and they ended up protecting them. . .

Boars, wild pigs, etc are damn smart!  My buddy is a cop in Texas and he hunts them and also does some pest eradication work.  He said he and his buddy were on ATVs and they came across a pack/herd of maybe 50 of them.  He said they were getting in position to take their shot(s).  He and his buddy had their eyes on a couple of larger one in a clearing, but then he could hear rustling and "boar noises" on the brush both sides of them.  He got up, surveyed the situation and they notices that there was a "hoard" (his words) of them, maybe 50-60 that was he swears was trying to surround them.  They both had ARs and full mags, but they decided to bug out. 

Inspector

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2017, 02:29:44 PM »
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
I heard a rumor the boars were yelling "Aloha Snackbar" before they killed the militants!!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2017, 04:31:32 PM »
Allah be praised!
...
Or...
"Allah be braised!"
Or...
"The taste of victory is so sweet....&sour"
Or...
"They were put in ham's way"
Or....
News flash! Three ISIS militants killed for stopping in no-porking zone
Or...
Coming to a theater near you...."Pork Chop Hill 2017"
Or..
Al Jazeera reports: Three ISIS fighters killed in battle with American swine.
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2017, 04:45:10 PM »
...
Or...
"Allah be braised!"
Or...
"The taste of victory is so sweet....&sour"
Or...
"They were put in ham's way"
Or....
News flash! Three ISIS militants killed for stopping in no-porking zone
Or...
Coming to a theater near you...."Pork Chop Hill 2017"
Or..
Al Jazeera reports: Three ISIS fighters killed in battle with American swine.

You should quit your day job and take that act on the road!  A road far from here  ......    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
« Last Edit: April 25, 2017, 08:33:55 PM by Flapp_Jackson »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

whynow?

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2017, 08:29:11 PM »
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
When those 3 punks started looking for the 72 virgins, all they got was 72 big boars chasing their a$$es for eternity.   At least they won't be "BOARED".