Jokes? Jokes, anyone... (Read 656481 times)

Drakiir84

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #980 on: January 24, 2018, 08:21:28 AM »
"The rifle is a weapon. Let there be no mistake about that. It is a tool of power, and thus dependent completely upon the moral stature of its user. It is equally useful in securing meat for the table, destroying group enemies on the battlefield, and resisting tyranny. In fact, it is the only means of resisting tyranny, since a citizenry armed with rifles simply cannot be tyrannized."
-Jeff Cooper

Jl808

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« Reply #981 on: January 24, 2018, 11:08:58 PM »
Oh no you didn't... >:D  LOL
I think, therefore I am armed.
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Mr. Farknocker

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« Reply #982 on: January 31, 2018, 06:48:45 PM »

Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #983 on: February 02, 2018, 06:52:50 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

drck1000

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« Reply #984 on: February 08, 2018, 11:17:33 AM »
This made me laugh.

Mr. Farknocker

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« Reply #985 on: February 20, 2018, 09:25:51 PM »


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Jl808

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« Reply #986 on: February 20, 2018, 09:57:06 PM »
A man and his wife are walking through St. Petersburg when they feel a slight precipitation. "It's snowing!" says the man. "It's raining!" says the woman. The woman says, "Let's ask communist officer Rudolph over there!" They ask him, and he replies, "Rain, blyat." The woman says, "HA! Told you. Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."

I think, therefore I am armed.
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Mr. Farknocker

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« Reply #987 on: February 21, 2018, 05:33:03 PM »
Here is a piece of Greek history regarding the Olympic games.

2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia, named Gedophamee was attending the first athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name at that time.

In those days the athletes performed naked and to prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter.

At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and exclaimed, "Oh! Limp pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into the word “Olympics.”

So now you know. Don't bother to thank me, I enjoy learning about and discussing history.

survivorman

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« Reply #988 on: February 22, 2018, 04:30:32 PM »
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Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #989 on: March 02, 2018, 05:34:18 PM »

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Rocky

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« Reply #990 on: March 05, 2018, 10:21:18 AM »
Pod's? Pod's ? We don't need no stink'n Pod's

Hey, now them kids are finding Bundt Cakes!  :crazy:
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”
                                                           Franklin D. Roosevelt

oldfart

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« Reply #991 on: March 05, 2018, 10:51:45 AM »
Hey, now them kids are finding Bundt Cakes!  :crazy:
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oh yummmm
dribble a little chocolate-brown sauce on top :thumbsup:
What, Me Worry?

rklapp

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« Reply #992 on: March 09, 2018, 10:51:50 PM »
too...

Yahh! Freedom and justice shall always prevail over tyranny, Babysitter Girl!
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Rocky

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« Reply #993 on: March 21, 2018, 08:10:00 AM »
HAWAIIAN LIB HOME DEFENSE
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”
                                                           Franklin D. Roosevelt

Bota-CS1

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« Reply #994 on: June 22, 2018, 04:03:40 PM »
No one is coming, it’s up to us.

Legislation should never be about depriving law abiding citizens of something, but rather taking those things away from criminals.

Bota-CS1

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« Reply #995 on: June 22, 2018, 04:14:10 PM »
Space.  Force.  Hell Yeah!
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No one is coming, it’s up to us.

Legislation should never be about depriving law abiding citizens of something, but rather taking those things away from criminals.

Rocky

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« Reply #996 on: July 05, 2018, 11:13:08 AM »
Identity Rally
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”
                                                           Franklin D. Roosevelt

aieahound

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« Reply #997 on: July 08, 2018, 09:08:25 PM »
you heard about the Babooze who wanted a burial at sea?
He never got it because his friends couldn't figure out how to dig his grave.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2018, 06:32:21 PM by aieahound »

Inspector

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« Reply #998 on: July 19, 2018, 05:39:35 PM »
Enjoy!!!
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

drck1000

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« Reply #999 on: July 20, 2018, 05:56:34 AM »
 :rofl: