Jokes? Jokes, anyone... (Read 635698 times)

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #720 on: December 16, 2015, 12:28:25 PM »
Enjoy!
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Mr. Farknocker

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #721 on: December 18, 2015, 01:41:43 PM »

mauidog

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« Reply #722 on: December 18, 2015, 02:05:54 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #723 on: December 18, 2015, 03:51:29 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #724 on: December 19, 2015, 12:18:20 PM »



Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’


 :rofl:          :geekdanc:       :rofl:          :geekdanc:       :rofl:          :geekdanc:       :rofl:
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #725 on: December 20, 2015, 01:46:16 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #726 on: December 20, 2015, 10:29:45 PM »
For "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" ....

An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #727 on: December 22, 2015, 11:38:56 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

Jl808

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #728 on: December 23, 2015, 08:35:25 AM »
Ms. Colombia walks into a bar...

Bartender: "Welcome señorita, I'm so sorry about the whole Steve Harvey mixup".

Ms. Colombia: "Yeah, that was kind of messed up, but I'm getting over it".

Bartender: "Well, whatever you want, it's on me. What can I get you?"

Ms. Colombia: "A cerveza please".

Bartender: "Corona?"

Ms. Colombia: "F you cabrón!!!!!!"
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Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #729 on: December 23, 2015, 11:25:02 AM »
Ms. Colombia walks into a bar...

Bartender: "Welcome señorita, I'm so sorry about the whole Steve Harvey mixup".

Ms. Colombia: "Yeah, that was kind of messed up, but I'm getting over it".

Bartender: "Well, whatever you want, it's on me. What can I get you?"

Ms. Colombia: "A cerveza please".

Bartender: "Corona?"

Ms. Colombia: "Pinche cabrón!!!!!!"
I fixed it for you so it is more authentic.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

Mr. Farknocker

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #730 on: December 25, 2015, 06:57:15 AM »
 In search of a perfect Christmas tree, two blondes ventured with axes deep into the forest.

After hours of braving sub-zero temperatures and biting wind, one blonde turns to the other and wearily says:

I am chopping down the next tree I see, I don't care if it's decorated or not."

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #731 on: December 25, 2015, 10:37:20 AM »
A friend (who happens to be blonde) texted me yesterday, asking:

"What does 'IDK' stand for?"

I texted back, "I Don't Know"

She fired back, "OMG!  Nobody does!!  >:( "
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #732 on: December 26, 2015, 10:13:42 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #733 on: December 27, 2015, 10:06:56 PM »
When your grandparents ask what you want for Christmas ...

An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #734 on: December 29, 2015, 07:17:37 PM »
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #735 on: January 01, 2016, 06:30:56 AM »
Bad language warning!!!  :shake:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ePG6zUYvUZg

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Jl808

Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #736 on: January 01, 2016, 08:23:33 AM »
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Happy New Year!
I think, therefore I am armed.
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paka808

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« Reply #737 on: January 01, 2016, 08:39:50 AM »
 :thumbsup:
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Happy New Year!
lol,great video.I see alot of the same people in 24hr fitness. :thumbsup:

Inspector

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« Reply #738 on: January 08, 2016, 10:45:44 AM »


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Inspector

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« Reply #739 on: January 09, 2016, 07:00:32 AM »
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