In case you were confused what CC / OC means ...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.

It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up; stood beside the little boy; and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning. Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"

The pastor replied, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,"Which service, the 8:00 or the 10:30?"

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot blonde girl walking in.

He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.

It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up; stood beside the little boy; and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning. Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"

The pastor replied, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,"Which service, the 8:00 or the 10:30?"

ROFL         
 I forwarded that one all over the place

    A red head tells her blonde roommate that last night, she slept with a Brazilian man
The blonde say's "Your such a slut."
"How many is a Brazilian ?"

I love this one

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Bears in Canada

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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could have been worse.”

To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, “Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!”

“That’s awful,” said Frank, “But it could have been worse.”

“How in the hell,” asked his bewildered friend, “Could it have been worse?”

“Well,” replied Frank, “If it happened the night before, I’d be dead now!”

Multiculturalism explained

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.

The waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table – but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and  out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it  might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began  by saying to the man "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."

lol,and he looked so comfortable.

Pop da clutch !
 

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court, sir.”.

Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”