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Sometimes a true story is the funniest joke...


So yesterday I hear my 7 year old son and my 4 year old son yelling in their room.
I go over there to find out what all the fuss is about and when I walk in the 7 year old is stomping on his brother who's laying on the ground. I told him "what's the matter with you?" He said that his brother poured water on his remote control and it doesn't work anymore. So I took the wet tv remote and took out the batteries and put it in a ziploc bag with dry rice in it and put it in the cupboard.

Well today when I get home from work they ask me if the remote works.
So I grab the remote and put it in the batteries and it works. They're both so happy and the 4 year old says "Thank you Daddy, I promise to never pee on the remote again"

Sometimes a true story is the funniest joke...


So yesterday I hear my 7 year old son and my 4 year old son yelling in their room.
I go over there to find out what all the fuss is about and when I walk in the 7 year old is stomping on his brother who's laying on the ground. I told him "what's the matter with you?" He said that his brother poured water on his remote control and it doesn't work anymore. So I took the wet tv remote and took out the batteries and put it in a ziploc bag with dry rice in it and put it in the cupboard.

Well today when I get home from work they ask me if the remote works.
So I grab the remote and put it in the batteries and it works. They're both so happy and the 4 year old says "Thank you Daddy, I promise to never pee on the remote again"

That reminds me of an old friend who bought himself a very nice Rolex watch. I think he paid around $1400 for it. One afternoon he puts it on his night stand and tells his wife to not let their son bother him while he takes a nap. He is woken up by his wife who is complaining that their son's toilet is backed up. So he gets up and tries the usual plunger and eventually gets to the point where he removes the toilet from the floor. And of course he found his Rolex. Apparently, the wife told the son not to wake his father so the son took his watch and flushed it.

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This is really deep

One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed. God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"

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Mac as a child

Mac as a child

took me a minute to catch on...

took me a minute to catch on...

Wait a minute. Where's the other stick?

Wait a minute. Where's the other stick?

Think about it, not only the stick is missing...


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Wait a minute. Where's the other stick?

   

That's not stick, it's the round bally guy's  __  __  ___ !

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Good one!

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Thanks London.
Bout time we got some funny round here.

Thanks London.
Bout time we got some funny round here.

Have you seen this election...... Nothing but jokes going on