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mrgaf

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #880 on: March 02, 2017, 10:35:49 PM »
Yup yup yup
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #881 on: March 05, 2017, 10:37:22 PM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

mrgaf

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« Reply #882 on: March 06, 2017, 08:57:45 PM »
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #883 on: March 09, 2017, 07:20:52 PM »
Situational awareness ... it's not for everyone ....

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #884 on: March 10, 2017, 09:30:34 PM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

338KID

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« Reply #885 on: March 10, 2017, 09:36:03 PM »
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Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #886 on: March 12, 2017, 11:12:20 AM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Inspector

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« Reply #887 on: March 14, 2017, 12:29:40 PM »
Enjoy!!!
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mrgaf

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« Reply #888 on: March 14, 2017, 02:41:04 PM »
Oh well....
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

mrgaf

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #889 on: March 14, 2017, 02:43:12 PM »
Here they come! >:D
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

mrgaf

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #890 on: March 16, 2017, 10:20:55 PM »
Alrighty then....
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

Inspector

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« Reply #891 on: March 17, 2017, 10:55:09 AM »
Enjoy!
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Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #892 on: March 24, 2017, 02:44:53 PM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #893 on: March 24, 2017, 10:05:30 PM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Rocky

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« Reply #894 on: March 25, 2017, 10:26:11 AM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on March 24, 2017, 02:44:53 PM

DON'T THINK HE WAS LOOKING BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING IN AN UNMARKED CROSS WALK   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Inspector

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« Reply #895 on: March 25, 2017, 11:54:37 AM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on March 24, 2017, 02:44:53 PM

I guess that is the last time he comes home late for dinner!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Inspector

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« Reply #896 on: March 26, 2017, 07:25:15 AM »
Quote from: Inspector on March 25, 2017, 11:54:37 AM
I guess that is the last time he comes home late for dinner!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Or maybe she caught him having sex with another goat?
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Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #897 on: March 26, 2017, 12:06:57 PM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #898 on: March 28, 2017, 09:21:05 PM »
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

MuffinMan

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« Reply #899 on: March 31, 2017, 01:18:43 PM »
The Pope in Alaska
 The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.  He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.  The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
 
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Trump shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp.
 
Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.  Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
 
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.  I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.
 
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?
 
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
 
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?
 :rofl:
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