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Cougar8045

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« Reply #80 on: February 01, 2012, 05:26:03 AM »
^^^Love it!
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Kingkeoni

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« Reply #81 on: February 01, 2012, 08:01:15 AM »
Haha, Terry, you missed your calling.
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Kingkeoni

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« Reply #82 on: February 01, 2012, 08:05:30 AM »
This is not a joke but a true story...

My ex wife moved to the mainland.

She's kind of eccentric and bought one of those pot belly pigs.

She walks this pig like it's a dog.

She likes the damn thing so much that she takes it everywhere.

One day she took it into a supermarket and the manager walked up and said "excuse me, no dogs allowed."

She smugly replied, "This is not a dog, it's a pig."

The manager said, " I know, I was talking to the pig."
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antoinebugleboy

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« Reply #83 on: February 01, 2012, 01:55:22 PM »
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kala201

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« Reply #84 on: February 01, 2012, 06:06:51 PM »


My apprentice at work was showing me this the other day.  I couldn't stop laughing.
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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #85 on: February 02, 2012, 01:22:45 AM »
 ^ Make him a Journeyman !

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GZire

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« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2012, 03:30:13 PM »
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them
stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."
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Cougar8045

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« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2012, 09:20:30 PM »
For the hunters:

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DonRow

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« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2012, 10:02:27 PM »
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Cougar8045

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« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2012, 10:22:55 PM »
^That's going on my Facebook, Don!   :rofl:  Good find!
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I'm just a fluffy white bunny rabbit who lost his way. 

"If a thief be found breaking in, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him. ..."  -Exodus 22:2

GZire

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« Reply #90 on: February 08, 2012, 07:24:55 AM »
Quote from: DonRow on February 07, 2012, 10:02:27 PM



I thought it was going to be"  "Female tries to park boat"
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Jkeone808

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« Reply #91 on: February 08, 2012, 10:26:25 PM »
Quote from: GZire on February 08, 2012, 07:24:55 AM

I thought it was going to be"  "Female tries to park boat"

Haha that's exactly what I thought when I read the first line.
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DonRow

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« Reply #92 on: February 09, 2012, 12:53:53 PM »
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kala201

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« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2012, 04:36:59 PM »


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kala201

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« Reply #94 on: February 09, 2012, 04:41:29 PM »
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kala201

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« Reply #95 on: February 09, 2012, 04:52:15 PM »
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kala201

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« Reply #96 on: February 09, 2012, 04:56:32 PM »
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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2012, 09:03:12 PM »
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Cougar8045

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« Reply #98 on: February 12, 2012, 08:06:10 PM »
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Cougar8045

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« Reply #99 on: February 12, 2012, 09:50:58 PM »
Last one before bed:

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"If a thief be found breaking in, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him. ..."  -Exodus 22:2
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