The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
 

Guy walks into a bar.
Takes out a tiny piano and bench, then a little foot tall dude.
Foot tall dude sits down and starts playing Beethoven and Mozart.

Bartender walks over and asks what’s the story with the little dude.
Guy says, “Well I found a lamp, rubbed it and inside was a genie.
But I think the genie was hard of hearing.”
Bartender asks, “Why is that?”
Guy replies, “ Because he thought I asked for a twelve inch pianist.”

Reminds me of:

"I miss my EX a lot, but my aim is getting much better!"   

“This is a triple whammy...it mocks Joe Biden, it exposes the press, and it gets the press to mock Joe Biden.” *slow clap*

“This is a triple whammy...it mocks Joe Biden, it exposes the press, and it gets the press to mock Joe Biden.” *slow clap*

Sadly, Biden is the joke.  The people who supported his decision to run should be ashamed.  They know he can't win (and if he did, what a disaster it would be), but they all get a salary working on his campaign in the meantime.

Fund raise!  Fund raise!  Fund raise!!

Sadly, Biden is the joke.  The people who supported his decision to run should be ashamed.  They know he can't win (and if he did, what a disaster it would be), but they all get a salary working on his campaign in the meantime.

Fund raise!  Fund raise!  Fund raise!!

So true. It’s seems cruel what the Ds are doing to this man, early stages of dementia and all.

They are certainly getting the candidate they deserve

The UN on gender-neutral language...

The UN on gender-neutral language...

And the Babylon Lee on gender-neutral language...

Giving me some great ideas!! 

San Francisco has finally gotten fed up with the bad publicity.  They will no longer allow urinating and defecating on public streets and sidewalks.

The San Francisco Mayor said in a press conference that these are now her #1 and #2 priorities.