Posted on behalf of 2A brother eric808...

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A little Election Day humor:

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

Tourist: $5.00

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for a Democrat?"



The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

A little more Election Day humor:

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside."Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Biden elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

How to load your AR-15 assault rifle...an experiment in YT algos

Oh my that is sad.
Apparently YT uses a voice recognition software and automatically red flags videos that have certain unsavory words.

Oh my that is sad.
Apparently YT uses a voice recognition software and automatically red flags videos that have certain unsavory words.

The algorithm looks at videos' metadata among other things.  In that metadata can be the closed captioned text.  That's all they need to filter for "blacklisted" words.  It's one reason many creators refused to mention Corona, Covid or Pandemic for fear of AI sanctions.  Many avoided "virus", too.  They used phrases like "these crazy times we're in" to substitute -- something the AI wouldn't filter.

The algorithm looks at videos' metadata among other things.  In that metadata can be the closed captioned text.  That's all they need to filter for "blacklisted" words.  It's one reason many creators refused to mention Corona, Covid or Pandemic for fear of AI sanctions.  Many avoided "virus", too.  They used phrases like "these crazy times we're in" to substitute -- something the AI wouldn't filter.

Indeed. Even Paul Harrell mentioned in his Top Ten Tips for Pandemic Gun Buyers, he requested his follower refer to the Wuhan Flu as “beer”, and he displays a Corona.

Why don't Democrats like guns?



Because the government won't give them away for free.

 

Two Truths and 5 Rules of Life:
 
 SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
 However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
 
 Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
 
 
 
 SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
 
 But, none of them comes up to the man- touch his penis and say, "Good Job"
 
 Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated
 
 
 
 FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1 Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle
 
 2 Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.
 
 3 If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
 
 4 Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
 
 5 Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
   
 
 
 BONUS RULES:
 
 Condoms do not Guarantee Safe Sex!  A good friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
 
I think all Politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors!   Also, all Politicians should serve only 2 terms, 1 term in office & 1 term in jail

Archie Bunker on Gun Control



An oldie but goodie.

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When you need somebody rubbed out....

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Every time I'd complain about something to my mom, she'd always say:

"Things could be worse.  You could be stuck in a deep hole in the ground neck-deep in water."

I know she meant well.

 

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