I was in a bar next to this really annoying loudmouth obviously trying to be the center of attention among his friends there. He eventually focused his boisterous attention toward me, and I was not happy about it.
After a few jabs and puns, he said, "What's wrong, Bud? Did you just find out your wife was a guy or something?" Everybody around him laughed.
I said, "I was enjoying a nice quiet evening. Nothing personal, but I'd appreciate a little less talking at the top of your lungs."
He made some faces, tried to make more jokes, and I finally said, "Listen, let's make a bet. If I win, you have to take your party to another bar. If you win, I'll buy 3 rounds of drinks for you and all your friends."
Of course he said yes! That's when I bet him, "I can jump higher than the average house. Wanna bet?" He bust up laughing. "Hell yeah, Superman! It's a bet!"
So, I stood up next to my chair, jumped up about 5 inches from the floor, and smiled. He said, "What was that? You just lost the bet!"
I said, "Not so fast. Now it's the house's turn!"
