Why are there never any Japanese bingo players?
 A: They always disappear after they hear B-29
 

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Funny, but I actually did work with a Hiroshima survivor about 46 years ago....nice guy.

How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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but some other people might not appreciate your sense of humor.
screw em if they can't take a joke

Time to pick on pecker woods……

Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan. "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out. Paddy says: "see it works, we didn't pay did we?" As Paddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it... In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking to good. They have just finished their pints... Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy my bloody knees are hurting as fuck...!" Paddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"

 

The next time you dislike your life, remember it’s all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works our twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time.  And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/president-biden-calls-for-an-end-to-shrinkflation/ar-BB1i7HC9?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=455ab8f0923b4ad9afcd080d30db5dcd&ei=13

I know.  It's not a joke, per se.  But it will make you laugh.  Shows how much of a joke the POTUS is.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/president-biden-calls-for-an-end-to-shrinkflation/ar-BB1i7HC9?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=455ab8f0923b4ad9afcd080d30db5dcd&ei=13

I know.  It's not a joke, per se.  But it will make you laugh.  Shows how much of a joke the POTUS is.

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/president-biden-calls-for-an-end-to-shrinkflation/ar-BB1i7HC9?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=455ab8f0923b4ad9afcd080d30db5dcd&ei=13

I know.  It's not a joke, per se.  But it will make you laugh.  Shows how much of a joke the POTUS is.

That scum bag is worthless! God help us all….

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!" 

Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
 A: Ho Lee Fuk
 

Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
 A: Ho Lee Fuk
 

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haha-- you're on a roll.
How many beers you had today?

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haha-- you're on a roll.
How many beers you had today?

Had too many and I don’t even like football! 😵‍💫

My grandmother came for a visit.  The morning after arriving, I asked,

"Did you sleep okay?  The time difference between Hawaii and the East Coast can be tough on sleep for a few days."

She said, "Nope.  Slept like a baby.  Woke up every 2 hours and wet my bed!"

 

Send a valentine's day message to the Bidens.
Post it here. Some A.I.  bot will deliver it to the secret service before you know it.

Send a valentine's day message to the Bidens.
Post it here. Some A.I.  bot will deliver it to the secret service before you know it.

I wonder if the American people paid for that Valentine Card message paper crap.

How's this for a Valentine Day message:  biden's approval rating is the lowest in history.

kamala's approval rating is worse.

You know, if the modern-day Tooth Brush had been invented anywhere other than the mountains of Georgia,
it probably would have been called a "Teeth Brush."


 

You got a real purdy mouth...

Man survives Kodiak bear attack with just a .22 pistol.

The friend he shot in the knee was not as lucky.

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Man survives Kodiak bear attack with just a .22 pistol.

The friend he shot in the knee was not as lucky.

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That's like the joke where I only have to run faster than you.

 

Times are changing