Dad was working on the car one Saturday before dinnertime, and his 6-year-old son came outside.
After a minute of dad explaining what he was up to, his son asked, "Dad? What's sex?"
The father was thrown for a loop. He'd always known that he'd have to have "the talk" with his son. if they'd had a daughter, this duty would have fallen on mom's shoulders. Although he didn't think it would have been so soon -- at 6! But, being a responsible and dutiful father, he didn't want to lie to him, and he sure didn't want him learning it from classmates or movies.
Dad told his son to have a seat on the steps, and then he proceeded to give his son the A-B-Cs of the Bird's and the Bees.
Afterward, with his kid's eyes wide and mouth agape, dad asked him, "Do you have any questions, son?"
He replied, "No, sir. I came outside to tell you mom said dinner would be ready in a couple of secs."
