Dear Family & Friends,
 
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately.  I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue.  PIST-AWF is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
 
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

Sore throat from hollering, "I'm mad as hell . . . "
 
Pain of the scalp from pulling ones own hair, while watching the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
 
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

Vomiting from seeing terrorists murder innocent people.
 
If you feel PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and  place your name on the list for a cure. THE CURE will be available in November, 2016.
 
(And I thought my affliction was due to aging!)

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Borrowed this from a friend.  I thought I'd put this under jokes but I think it works well here too.   

Dear Family & Friends,
 
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately.  I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue.  PIST-AWF is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
 
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

Sore throat from hollering, "I'm mad as hell . . . "
 
Pain of the scalp from pulling ones own hair, while watching the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
 
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

Vomiting from seeing terrorists murder innocent people.
 
If you feel PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and  place your name on the list for a cure. THE CURE will be available in November, 2016.
 
(And I thought my affliction was due to aging!)

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Borrowed this from a friend.  I thought I'd put this under jokes but I think it works well here too.   

The problem with this affliction is that the older you get the more PIST-AWF you get. So when you get as old as I am you succumb to being PIST-AWF all the time. I am so PIST-AWF right now I start misspelling words. Such as Barack Hussein Obola, Obama Bin Laden, etc.

The problem with this affliction is that the older you get the more PIST-AWF you get. So when you get as old as I am you succumb to being PIST-AWF all the time. I am so PIST-AWF right now I start misspelling words. Such as Barack Hussein Obola, Obama Bin Laden, etc.

I too suffer from PIST-AWF and thought it was the affects of old age.

Wonder if todays shooting (rumor having it been carried out upon C & C or Gov employees)  involved  folks who were affected with a variant of PIST-AWF and thought they had another cure ? (yeah, I know.  Rocky)

But if so, are they eligible to declare that they were simply expressing their 2nd amendment rights as a "well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state"  and delivering us from an unfair/oppressive government ?

  I've often wondered what the next "shot heard around the world" would sound like ? 

  I've often wondered what the next "shot heard around the world" would sound like ? 

Freedom.

The problem with this affliction is that the older you get the more PIST-AWF you get. So when you get as old as I am you succumb to being PIST-AWF all the time. I am so PIST-AWF right now I start misspelling words. Such as Barack Hussein Obola, Obama Bin Laden, etc.

I got that problem too, my spell check keeps bumping my spelling: Buttcrack Obamass. Dang PIST-AWF syndrome.

Pain of the scalp from pulling ones own hair, while watching the pRresident pander to Muslim terrorists.
 
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we liberal idtiot traitors elected Obama twice.

Apologies for editing your text, I just refuse to accept the usurper as a valid office holder. 

My opinion of the idiots that voted for him stand.  Either hate for the country or misplaced guilt, it does not matter, it amounts to betrayal.