My daughter-in-law "needed" body wash, so we just had to go to the store this evening...And it had to be Walmart. Of course being too young to know better, she didn't understand why I said HELL NO! I could've explained, but figured this would be a good learning experience.
There were lines of cars at the gas station causing a back up at the intersection. In the parking lot every fat bodied a-hole has to hold traffic because they need the closest possible space (half the lot was empty). Inside we grabbed what we needed and I decided it'd be good for her to see "WHY". Loads of people pushing carts were full of bottled water, rice, spam, dry ramen, toilet paper, batteries and whatever else (crap) people suddenly
need. There were lots of empty shelves but store employees were moving pallets of stuff and dropping them in the aisle while customers hovered like vultures. When a couple of Walmartians started arguing about taking batteries out of someones cart, I turned and said time to go. Being oblivious she was there doing her instabook/twatter/facef*ck thing....

10 minutes in line and we walked out of there with her body wash and my 2 bottles of traffic cone orange nail polish.
I find it funny how crazy/stupid people are in the world. We're on a rock in the middle of the Pacific ocean...storms happen...people should be better prepared.