Democrats' insurrection (Read 5043 times)

macsak

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2021, 03:55:06 PM »
Nope.  I genuinely am not the greatest at English.   I do type on a phone and don't always reread my posts. Mistakes do happen.

pretty long doodoo break
full of ...

Glasser

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2021, 03:57:31 PM »
Doesn't read our posts, doesn't read his own posts, not a fan of language and reading, then why loiter on a message board?

It's like going to gay bars when you arent into dudes. This has to be a very uncomfortable place for Omni.

changemyoil66

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2021, 04:03:19 PM »
Nope.  I genuinely am not the greatest at English.   I do type on a phone and don't always reread my posts. Mistakes do happen.
Sarcasm?

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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2021, 04:10:49 PM »
Doesn't read our posts, doesn't read his own posts, not a fan of language and reading, then why loiter on a message board?

It's like going to gay bars when you arent into dudes. This has to be a very uncomfortable place for Omni.

Maybe he's not here for the hunting ....

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Well, once upon a time, there was this highly educated Millennial who decided to go hunting.
After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when
all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it.

He fires one shot, but misses.

The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" But the Millennial says, "No, my
gun went off by itself."  The bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna f**k you in
the ass."

So after the bear is done with the Millennial, the Millennial says, "F**in bear, I'm gonna kill you!"
and fires again.. But he misses a second time.

The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me again!" And the Millennial says "No,
I dropped my gun and it went off again!"

The bear doesn't believe him and says, "I'm gonna make you suck my d**k."

So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the Millennial is real mad.  After a week goes by,
the Millennial returns to kill that damned bear.  He sees the bear drinking at the stream and fires, but
again he misses for the third time.

The bear comes up to him and says, "You didn't come here for the hunting, did you?"
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

omnigun

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2021, 05:15:19 PM »
pretty long doodoo break
full of ...

Its not as if phones work outside the bathroom or anything.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2021, 05:17:53 PM »
Its not as if phones work outside the bathroom or anything.

#Sarcasm   :popcorn:
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

macsak

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2021, 07:15:01 PM »
Its not as if phones work outside the bathroom or anything.

guy who always claims sarcasm cannot recognize sarcasm
comon man

macsak

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2021, 07:16:05 PM »
Nope.  I genuinely am not the greatest at English.   I do type on a phone and don't always reread my posts. Mistakes do happen.

"mistakes"
but still not wrong, brah

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2021, 09:28:07 PM »
"mistakes"
but still not wrong, brah

One would think having more practice than anyone else on this forum, the "I genuinely am not the greatest at English" excuse would become less plausible over time.

I'm not be the best singer in Hawaii, but if I spent the same amount of time practicing as OG does posting, I'd be on America's Got Talent!
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

drck1000

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2021, 10:53:24 PM »
'Sarcasm requires intelligence'


Nobody kicks OG in the nuts harder than he does to himself.
Bazinga

#backhandedslappedhimselfintheface

drck1000

Re: Democrats' insurrection
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2021, 10:59:54 PM »
guy who always claims sarcasm cannot recognize sarcasm
comon man
There’s a condition that explains that