TODAY IS..... (Read 358298 times)

aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2021, 10:14:24 AM »
I've seen warnings that ALL cheesecakes are "killers".   :geekdanc:
It'll get you in the end!

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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2021, 10:52:27 AM »
I've seen warnings that ALL cheesecakes are "killers".   :geekdanc:
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It's ok....I got Lactaid pills
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aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2021, 01:22:33 PM »
I've seen warnings that ALL cheesecakes are "killers".   :geekdanc:
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It's ok....I got Lactaid pills
Me too!

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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #63 on: July 31, 2021, 08:09:18 AM »
Today is NATIONAL MUTT DAY!
Celebrating all the unwanted doggies of the world.
Here is my mutt story...
About 5 years ago this doggy wandered up to my house with a broken rope around his neck and covered in fleas and ticks.
My son ran up to Walmart and bought food and flea medicine for him. We walked him all over the place trying to find his home.
We took him to the pet hospital to check for a chip. We took care of him for about a week, then turned him over to the Humane Society.

The next day they called me back and said, "Would you like to adopt that dog?"
Of course, my kids said yes. So we did.
He is a pretty smart dog, but his feet can't reach the pedals
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QUIETShooter

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #64 on: July 31, 2021, 10:16:32 AM »
Mutts are unpretentious, super friendly, never stuck up like some pedigreeds, lol!

They are an unrefined lot but I love them dearly.

Oh, and they don't get sick as often too.  Their immune system is rock solid.
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

aieahound

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #65 on: July 31, 2021, 03:13:02 PM »
Got two of ‘em.
Best dumb decision I ever made getting the second one.
Photos taken 30 seconds ago.
Cops told me I had to get a big dog.
They’re hard to conceal carry though.

OF’s is a semi compact model.
He’ll assault you though. I’ll leave it at that.
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hvybarrels

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #66 on: July 31, 2021, 06:26:14 PM »
I convinced my wife to get a pitbull poidog mix because I knew she would fall in love with it and they would never allow her to take it back to her home country where it is illegal to own them. The plan has worked pretty well so far.
The F in Communism stands for Food

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #67 on: July 31, 2021, 09:13:46 PM »

OF’s is a semi compact model.
He’ll assault you though. I’ll leave it at that.
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If I recall, YOU were assaulting HIM at my house.

Tonight the mutt gets a prime rib bone as his treat on mutt day....and I'll even leave most of the meat on it.
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aieahound

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #68 on: July 31, 2021, 10:48:07 PM »
I don’t know. Possible. Gotta ask Inspector for the witness account.
Dog got the best of me though. I certainly got lickings :rofl:

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #69 on: July 31, 2021, 11:16:00 PM »
I don’t know. Possible. Gotta ask Inspector for the witness account.
Dog got the best of me though. I certainly got lickings :rofl:
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😂
Yeah he gave you lickins. Good times bro.
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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2021, 10:48:44 AM »
Today is Dogust 1.
The official birthday of dogs who never had a real birthday.
My stray mutt got some homecooked hamburger for his birthday.

It's also National Sisters Day
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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #71 on: August 02, 2021, 06:54:14 AM »
August 2-Today is NATIONAL ICE CREAM SANDWICH DAY

trivia....there are 48 ice cream sandwiches eaten every second.
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aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2021, 06:59:42 AM »
August 2-Today is NATIONAL ICE CREAM SANDWICH DAY

trivia....there are 48 ice cream sandwiches eaten every second.
By who!?

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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2021, 07:40:19 AM »
By who!?

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efforting now!

but seriously, I found some generic mini sandwiches at the Walmart store.
They are less than 3 bucks for 16 sandwiches. So I treat my work crew with these little things.
Since they are small and most of the guys I work with (and me) are pre-diabetic, everybody love them.
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aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2021, 10:34:25 AM »
Still doing your part!

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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2021, 10:43:14 AM »
Speaking of diabetes....
Y'all should have come out to my chronograph party.
I was giving out cream puffs that my daughter made.
They were similar to Liliha cocoa puffs, just a little smaller.
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aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #76 on: August 02, 2021, 11:54:20 AM »
Speaking of diabetes....
Y'all should have come out to my chronograph party.
I was giving out cream puffs that my daughter made.
They were similar to Liliha cocoa puffs, just a little smaller.
I might show up to your next one!

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groveler

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #77 on: August 03, 2021, 07:58:54 AM »
 :thumbsup:
Today is "Watermelon day!".
Local grown is best.
 :worship:

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #78 on: August 03, 2021, 09:20:57 AM »
:thumbsup:
Today is "Watermelon day!".
Local grown is best.
 :worship:
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Yes, it certainly is National Watermelon Day.
Nothing quite like it on a warm summer day. But a can of beer takes up far less space in the frig.

It's also NATIONAL GRAB SOME NUTS DAY.
I wonder if NBC will be showing women's beach volleyball today?
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aieahound

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #79 on: August 03, 2021, 09:48:33 AM »
What was that segue ?
Grab Some Nuts to Women’s Beach Volleyball ?