INTERNATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY

 

INTERNATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY

NATIONAL "BLAME SOMEONE ELSE DAY"

it's also Friday the 13th.
Don't blame me if something bad happens today.

What if you're ambidextrous? I blame my parents. Its Friday, nuff said.

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NATIONAL BOWLING DAY


It's also National Creamsicle Day

NATIONAL BOWLING DAY


It's also National Creamsicle Day

Bowling & creamsicle... hmm...  reserving comments.

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Yesterday was RELAXATION DAY so I was relaxing at the range

Today is "Tell a Joke Day"

Also "National Rum Day"
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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of bacardi then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.

Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of bacardi and afterwards looks into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."
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Sorry,... I just had a shot of "Deep Island" Rum made on my home island of Maui.

A man walks into a bar and orders a martini with extra olives.

The man drinks the martini & orders another.  While waiting for the drink, he pulls a jar from his pocket and puts the olives in the jar.

When the next drink is finished, he again orders another and repeats the same thing with the olives.

After a few more martinis, the man checks the jar and nods.  He returns it to his pocket, pays his tab, and staggers out.

Another customer who'd been watching this unfold the whole time walked up to the bar.  He told the bartender, "That's the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life!"

The bartender replied, "What?  You've never seen a guy whose wife sent him out for a jar of olives?"

 

I'm going to need another shot of rum.
This deep island stuff is ok, pretty smooth but it reminds me of hand sanitizer

   An alligator walks into the bar and is is immediately approached by a women who tells him to buy her a a drink.
The alligator immediately grabs the women in his powerful jaws and swallows her hold.
He then tells the bartender "Gimme a drink" !

  Bartender say's "I won't serve you, your a drug addict."
Alligator reply's "I'm no drug addict,I'm an alligator !
Bartender say's " No your not. That's a BARBITURATE! 

 

National Airborne Day

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Oh, I did not see that.
My uncle was a paratrooper during the Korean War.

NATIONAL BLACK CAT DAY

I'll tell that to my daughter because she has a black cat.
But her black cat kind of behaves like a dog, so I get along with him.

This is Toby the faux dog

NATIONAL BLACK CAT DAY

I'll tell that to my daughter because she has a black cat.
But her black cat kind of behaves like a dog, so I get along with him.

Caught Luna in mid-yawn.  LOL!!

 National Fajita Day

... it's ok but no time to make it

NATIONAL:

POTATO DAY
SOFT ICE CREAM DAY
PHOTO DAY
AVIATION DAY

Go to Mcdonalds on Valkenburgh by the airport, order a french fries and a hot fudge sundae, then take a picture of it.

NATIONAL:

POTATO DAY
SOFT ICE CREAM DAY
PHOTO DAY
AVIATION DAY

Go to Mcdonalds on Valkenburgh by the airport, order a french fries and a hot fudge sundae, then take a picture of it.

And send it flying?

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And send it flying?

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sure, why not?

Speaking of soft ice cream, I seem to notice that even the better quality ice creams seem to be getting softer.
Probably from more air being whipped into it.
I got a carton of Breyers Vanilla Bean and the ice cream did not touch the inside of the carton...like it shrank.
Still taste good though. Excellent with fresh diced mango topping.

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sure, why not?

Speaking of soft ice cream, I seem to notice that even the better quality ice creams seem to be getting softer.
Probably from more air being whipped into it.
I got a carton of Breyers Vanilla Bean and the ice cream did not touch the inside of the carton...like it shrank.
Still taste good though. Excellent with fresh diced mango topping.

I thought you would know to expect a little shrinkage with age!   

Seriously, as a former ice cream plant employee, the volume decreases when the ice cream is getting old, or if it's not stored the whole time below freezing.  Thawing for a short time and refreezing can cause the pulling away from the top and sides of the container, as well as frost crystals across the top of the product.

3 gallons of good quality ice cream weighs around 18 lbs.  3 gallons of sherbet -- 24 lbs (mostly water and sugar vs. cream).  The density changes with ingredients, but it's all in that ballpark.

Do the math, and see if your brand is close to the per ounce weights I posted.  If it's less, then it's possible they are doing something to increase volume, like injecting air somehow.

I've seen this in some brands, too, usually from WalMart.  I bet they are letting it sit out and thaw too long at some point in the stocking process, or their freezers are being opened and closed so much, they can't keep up with the ambient temps.

Today is Hawaii Statehood Day. It's actually a holiday so KHSC is supposed to be open ffrom 8-4 today.

It's also National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day.
Also...
Radio Day
Tooth Fairy Day
Mosquito Day