Me: Excuse me sir, uummmm, what are you doing?
Home invader: I'm coming to rape, pillage, steal, and burn!!
Me: Oh, I see. Well, being that this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head CLEAN OFF....you've got to ask yourself "Do I feel lucky?"........sir? sir? I'm not finished talking sir. Ummm, oh yeah, where was I...... WELL, DO YOU PUNK? Oh sorry sir, didn't mean to call you a punk. I meant to call you a fackah. Well, do you fackah?
Home invader: Wat da.....(BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!)
Me: Well, do you fackah?

Me: Hello....911? I'd like to report a fackah....I mean home invader. Well former home invader......