Later that evening at the Estes residence…..
Officer Estes: “Honey, I’m home!”
Mrs. Estes: Hiya babes how was work today?
Officer Estes: “I need a beer.”
Mrs, Estes: “Why? What happened today?”
Officer Estes: “You wouldn’t believe it .”
Mrs, Estes: “Well tell me about it.”
Officer Estes: “ I ran into a bunch of a—holes walking around downtown with a loaded AR15 and a video camera trying to make the world a better place.”
Mrs, Estes: “Ya know babes, you can’t fix stupid.”
Officer Estes:”You got that right.” (pop, hiss, glug…glug…glug)