Since the banana republik of hawaii will soon ban law-abiding citizens from owning firearms (the future doesn't look good) and Britain is clamping down on knives and swords which the US is sure to follow after banning firearms,

We need to protect ourselves and our loved ones.  Especially senior citizens, the most vulnerable and most likely to be preyed upon in society.

I'm looking into this.  I'm going to start my training now.  I'm not going to wait until I'm unarmed and defenseless.

Criminals beware.  I will be a force to be reckoned with.




Oh, I forgot to say:  AIM FO DA FACE!!!!!

 
For absolute maximum effectiveness, leave some fresh residue on it. In that way, if the perp runs away the K9 unit can easily sniff out the bad guy.

For absolute maximum effectiveness, leave some fresh residue on it. In that way, if the perp runs away the K9 unit can easily sniff out the bad guy.

Gooooood  iiiidddeeeeaaaaa!!!  Whoo Hooo!!  I get plenty residue and plenty in reserve!!

Always replenishing!!  Like when we were stockpiling ammo....

if you're using toilet plungers for protection, the sh!# has literally hit the fan!