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General Topics => Off Topic => Topic started by: aieahound on August 06, 2013, 12:57:17 PM
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Some classic quotes from 2A members and off videos that were posted:
- Ham Sammy reliability. ( AK-47 )
- Crazy Joe's Double Barrel of Justice.
- Dixie of the Pacific
- Play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
- Malicious Fecal Distribution.
Add your favorites.
And for those of you who haven't seen Ham Sammy Reliability. You gotta watch this.
https://youtu.be/1xnb8w2zHS4
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K man, I got a friggin classic, original, 'ain't-nobody-ever-said-this-before, quote:
"........ten whole honest-to-gawd manly hairy-assed volts........"
From this post:
Re: Is there an electrician in the house?
http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=10144.msg98052#msg98052
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about. :thumbsup:
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:) rofl
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I was just feeling poetic. Thanks for the comments.
:)
Terry
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Well, I can give you a video of some crazy Haole doing a drill demo:
3 24 12 Range Day with Moving Target Stands 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhxthraA2A#ws)
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Now that's what I call a mag dump !
Thanks for sharing. That's a classic.
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Well, I can give you a video of some crazy Haole doing a drill demo:
3 24 12 Range Day with Moving Target Stands 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhxthraA2A#ws)
dont worry, did the same thing in a real life firefight.... Thats what you call training hard until you make mistakes! if you don't make mistakes your not training hard enough.....
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Re dropped magazine, as they say,
Two guns is one gun. One gun is no gun.
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- 2 is 1, 1 is none. Words to live by. ( as told to me repeatedly by Aiea78. )
Some more:
- Mr. Ass-Hat Forum Troll.
- Brain Diarrhea
From:
http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=10294.0 (http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=10294.0)
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Thats why its always 3 for me...
- 2 is 1, 1 is none. Words to live by. ( as told to me repeatedly by Aiea78. )
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Thats why its always 3 for me...
Look buddy, this is a family site.
Leave your love life out of it.
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someone's classified ad
Selling my brand new Mossberg 930 SPX. I bought it after realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I would rather have. Still in box, even has the Mossberg Stickers still on it. Selling for $780.
Was going to reply this ( )
Selling my brand new Mossberg 930 SPX. I bought it after realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I would rather have (brains ).Still in box, even has the Mossberg Stickers still on it( can I get $20 off without the stickers ,I don't want the stickers) Selling for $780.
O0
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I have no comments to your comment for this is someone else For Sale thread.
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Selling my brand new Mossberg 930 SPX. I bought it after realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I would rather have (brains ).Still in box, even has the Mossberg Stickers still on it( can I get $20 off without the stickers ,I don't want the stickers) Selling for $780.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :shaka:
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If you can't figure out how PM works, please ask someone to help you. Publicly posting comments like this is counter-productive.
:shake:
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Quote from: Kingkeoni on August 28, 2013, 08:06:44 PM
The numb nut should get his ass kicked for even being stupid enough to concoct this load of steamy, corn riddled shit.
( said in reference to Sen/Rep/Whatever Espero and his crazy ass bills. )
KK let me know if you want me to take your name off this one based on TSA monitoring. :wtf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Thought you should get credit as it's a classic that be generalized.
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Quote from: Kingkeoni on August 28, 2013, 08:06:44 PM
The numb nut should get his ass kicked for even being stupid enough to concoct this load of steamy, corn riddled shit.
aieahound. I got one for you. Don't mess with the hound or else you get the FANGS!!!! Well at least I tried.... :(
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That's why they kicked me off the jokes thread. :crazy:
Hey, at least we're trying. :thumbsup:
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"brass fairies"
"WTF"
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Now that's what I call a mag dump !
Thanks for sharing. That's a classic.
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"brass fairies"
"WTF"
:rofl:
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heard at HNL firearms and range this morning:
flabby808 and stinkylickens, "we put two shots in the same hole!"
me, running from two lanes over, "that's what she said!"
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flabby808 and stinkylickens, "we put two shots in the same hole!"
me, running from two lanes over, "that's what she said!"
LOL, i didnt here that in a long time!!!! THAT WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
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They're so pussified.
Pussified!!! :thumbsup:
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From PassiveK
http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180 (http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180)
EVERYONE who is a responsible firearm owner should (unless I am missing something) want to grow the number of responsible and properly trained firearms owners in America, whether store owners, or customers. That also goes for firearms forums. Unless you are debating a specific point (and keeping to debating the points, not the persons), there is no need to cause animosity amongst our community. The mainstream media is working hard to do that to us already, so there is little need for us to help that agenda along. I should not need to say this, but maybe a reminder is timely here lest we forget the larger picture.
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Speedtek: Eh! Your forgot da banana!
No one even knows what that means.
Nobody knows what that means, but it's provocative.
No it's not.
It gets the people going. :geekdanc:
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Because that's how America rolls :geekdanc: :geekdanc: :geekdanc:
In response to his lady, whose from Germany, asking why he had so many firearms.
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I nominate Stangzilla:
"sometimes at home, i just take it out and hold it."
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Wait did we just get gongho'd????
In reference to when you seemingly get jedi mind tricked.
Examples:
Inexpicably selling your boots off your feet.
impulsively buying an old bolt-action, magazine-fed shotgun that you didn't really need but felt overwhelmed with the need to buy when you saw it.
etc.
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"Reality has a liberal bias"
Can't recall where that came from here, but it shocked me to see such a statement on a pro-2nd Amendment website.
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Quote from: Dregs on July 07, 2013, 08:49:59 AM
All I have is a blowgun I picked up at da flea market.
KK's response.
"Your gun blows"
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Office pushpins make good practice blowgun darts for 20-30 foot range.
So long as you don't inhale them. And they're cheap.
(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/440667/220.jpg)
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Gump, you're gonna be a got damn General in this here Army.
In response to Macsak figuring out that the 25th is between the 13th and the 29th.
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In response to Macsak figuring out that the 25th is between the 13th and the 29th.
hey!
i was explaining to dirty
just in case he couldn't figure it out
;D
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In response to Macsak figuring out that the 25th is between the 13th and the 29th.
i also nominate "condiluded"
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There are PLENTY of places to hike in Honolulu, do they really have to hike up a backstop to a shooting range?
- Jared
(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/tumblr_lo2zqb6h5P1qzsyre.gif)
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please reply to my other reply or to this reply......i'll reply.
In response to classified guys who don't respond to PMs.
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Sometimes people who complain about other people's body odor are the ones who need to take a bath the most, cuz it's hard to smell your own B.O.
Anyway they wouldn't believe it if you told them they need some soap cuz they probably believe they are one of the cleanest and best smelling guys around.
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Old saying: "A golf course is just a waste of a good rifle range."
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Yeah, that's what you get for using one of them fancy new auto-repeaters. Get a REAL handgun!
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Tom_G is on a roll !
Gas piston is the ONLY way to go. All REAL guns have gas pistons. Direct impingement is doo-doo. Not only will it explode in your face every single time you pull the trigger (even when the gun isn't loaded!!), but it causes genital warts, herpes, and Liberalism. Obama would rather take your direct impingement away from you because he likes it better. Don't be a herpetic cankerous libby. Support the Constitution and buy gas piston.
Quote from: Federalist Papers, article 113, Thomas Jefferson...
gas piston recoil systems are so far superior to direct impingement recoil systems that the latter shouldn't even be called a recoil system. 'Mule dung' would be a more appropriate moniker.
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Tom_G is on a roll !
I have to admit, I am proud of "herpetic cankerous libby."
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In short -
I like to say "a fast miss, is still a miss and misses don't win gunfights."
So I tend to say, "training to be fast but all fucked up, is only teaching yourself to be fucked up, very quickly."
Words to live by. :thumbsup:
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And all this time I thought it was just a figure of speech, this classic quotes!!! I never came across this thread!
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"try to find the signal within the noise"
said for feedback and posts people offer in online forums and that you have to try to figure out for yourself who are the ones that spew noise the majority of the time.
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Funtimes, come on down you've been nominated!
"We've known for years this would go down like a vegas stripper." :D
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I vote for HiCarry post about posting your opinion online as if it is fact.
Forget which one on the long derailed threads he posted that.
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I vote for HiCarry post about posting your opinion online as if it is fact.
Forget which one on the long derailed threads he posted that.
https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=16618.msg154324#msg154324
I think for no one, and if you even think that's possible, you have a serious problem that extends far beyond this discussion. The problem is that folks like yourself, with little to no knowledge on subjects, will interject your "opinion" as if it were fact. I tend to challenge such misinformation, be it in my field of expertise or in cases where I have personally researched the situation and know the facts. If you don't like being challenged about what you say, I suggest you research and become more knowledgeable before making inaccurate and misleading statements.
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The answer isn't smaller guns. We need bigger pockets.
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If I ever am in a situation where I need a gun but have it locked at home, having 1 or 1000 guns will not be enough.
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I believe the milspec for a ballistic pumpkin is:
1 each 30 day old thanksgiving pumpkin 5.5 to 6.5 kilo...unseeded ;)
Cavity media:
1 part mash potato
1 part stuffing
1 part cranberry sauce
1 part gravy
0.7 kilo turkey bones
The bp must be heated to 38 to 40 deg. Celsius.
An out of spec bp will yield false expansion readings. :geekdanc:
Way too much thought went into this one. Awesome. :rofl:
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Way too much thought went into this one. Awesome. :rofl:
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Waaay too much
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Besides being charged with just Battery, they should have tacked on a charge of Malicious Do-Goodery.
Malicious Do-Goodery !
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Can someone answer this question? ??? uh seriously, not macsakly ;)
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. (For example, one justification under the "public safety" claim by the city cited approvingly by the judge was that it would prevent "accidents".
I'd like to see the record on exactly how many eleven (or more) round negligent discharges there have been that have injured people.
That's a LOT of consecutive negligent discharges! [Oops! Sh*t! Crap! Damn! Hell! Son of a b*tch! F*ck! Oops! Sh*t! Crap! Damn!] Seriously.
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Referring to court decision upholding mag limit ban. >:(
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This is Joebidenesque advice.
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Need to feel it in my hand :shaka:
Congrats Scorpio. You made the list.
Up there with
I nominate Stangzilla:
"sometimes at home, i just take it out and hold it."
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I think this one shall have a place of honor here.
Sorry I missed out.
Family gets in the way of my personal life. ;)


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Ask a question like that and you'll get a thousand opinions.
Here's one...
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carrying your guns in town is dangerous and verboten, except for when you are told by law to carry them into the heart of town and right next to the state capitol.
all time classic right there.
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One thing we love here is the Moderators moderate moderating.
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there's a midget I want you to meet, and don't eat any popcorn before you get there.
Those who've seen Range 15 know what he's talking about.
Had to think about the popcorn part before I laughed my ass off. :rofl:
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"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."....Dr. Suzanna Gratia Hupp (Suzzana Hupp's parents were killed in the Lubby's Cafeteria shooting in Texas)
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Maybe they shouldjust simply ban criminals and leave us law abiding citizens the f*ck alone.
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In discussion about Trump with a spouse
I'm lucky my wife and I share the same views. I know of others who don't and it's a taboo topic. Especially when 1 side ignores facts. Pretty sure my friend hasn't gotten laid 2017. Told him, he aint gonna get any until 2024.
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That is a classic quote.
P.S. Anyone who hasn't gone through this thread, go back and read.
You'll laugh your ass off (hopefully. I just did)
You'll feel the camraderie that was on this forum.
We need that camraderie in the 2A Community.
When's the next Get together Speedy? (Or zippz. First one I went to was at Monterey bay canners where we commandeered almost the whole balcony. Speedy got the perfect location though.)
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I know, I know... I'm repeating myself...but damned if we don't see situation after situation where it seems to be the appropriate response:
"You have the right to defend yourself, when, where and how we say." Never go full retard dude.
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From PassiveK
http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180 (http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180)
EVERYONE who is a responsible firearm owner should (unless I am missing something) want to grow the number of responsible and properly trained firearms owners in America, whether store owners, or customers. That also goes for firearms forums. Unless you are debating a specific point (and keeping to debating the points, not the persons), there is no need to cause animosity amongst our community. The mainstream media is working hard to do that to us already, so there is little need for us to help that agenda along. I should not need to say this, but maybe a reminder is timely here lest we forget the larger picture.
Just a reminder to everyone, including me. Well said.
For any newer members this thread is required reading and funnier than shit.
Feel free to post other members comments that are memorable in it.
Bump!
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“Bring me Everyone !”
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And when they come to confiscate, they'll get "Everything was stolen." Then they'll say, "Why didn't you report it?" Then I'll say, "I'm reporting it right now." Then they'll say, "You're supposed to report it as soon as you find out." Then I'll say, "I just found out now, when I opened the safe for you to unconstitutionally deprive me of my right to bear arms..."
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Quote from Kuleana March 28, 2020, 07:17:01 PM »
If Trump transformed the Seventh Fleet into a medical fleet of mercy for infected Americans on the West Coast, he would GUARANTEE HIS REELECTION for the next two terms!
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No ! Not my dick!
https://youtu.be/1RVFbk7W8lQ
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Once the tip is in I am shooting! :rofl:
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Can’t believe I’m doing this, but it is a keeper.
Talking about what is a cult vs religion.
As a rule of thumb, if someone tries to sleep with your spouse or teenage child because God told him/her to, you might be in a cult.
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Quote from: Inspector on Today at 03:24:03 AM
The photo makes them look better than in person. But I think they are good enough to shoot.
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During ammo shortage classifieds for sale ad:
I’ll take it all.
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I just happen to be very self-conscious, and my wife is the same way. It could be because we both are extremely handsome and beautiful. ;):
Said tongue in cheek, but classic. I like to think the same way in my own mind.
(As I’m pretty sure a crap ton of you folks do. I know Rocky does. :shaka:)
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Said tongue in cheek, but classic. I like to think the same way in my own mind.
(As I’m pretty sure a crap ton of you folks do. I know Rocky does. :shaka:)
"Self conscious" or ''extremely handsome and beautiful" ? :wave:
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I hope you are not implying that I would abuse the fact that I am a moderator...
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I don't have to entertain anyone but myself! :rofl:
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It's not my fault my mind works this way! If you leave the doughnuts out, they're gonna get glazed! :geekdanc: :thumbsup: :crazy:
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Platitudes are poor substitute for knowledge, keep on trucking with those low information hot takes.
Glasser makes the list !
(His Response to Omni)
Again, newer members or folks who haven’t browsed this thread, check it out.
Some history, laughs and reflection.
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Yes perusing is fun...
OK the irony of this one is so Bidenesque in todays world and applies to most everything being done at erected official levels
This is Joebidenesque advice.
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I'm right but you got to prove me right. That's your responsibility! Sounds right?
Said with a tone of sarcasm.
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Said with a tone of sarcasm.
#tonedoctor
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Hahaha, some dumb kid wants to tell us all about this new fangled thing called the internet. I guess those of us from the Atari generation who's first PC was probably a VIC-20 and used to dial up to a BBS to download our porn have no clue about modern technology and its its fresh new facets....
Get off my lawn!
Get off my lawn! :rofl:
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Grrreat. I just caught myself using "swooosh" in discussions at work. Actually multiple times in a few different contexts. . . :facepalm:
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Grrreat. I just caught myself using "swooosh" in discussions at work. Actually multiple times in a few different contexts. . . :facepalm:
:rofl:
U got infected.
Did you do the hand gesture as well?
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Grrreat. I just caught myself using "swooosh" in discussions at work. Actually multiple times in a few different contexts. . . :facepalm:
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you work with omnigun?
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ftp://
you work with omnigun?
in healthcare?
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you work with omnigun?
makes sense cause his laptop hasn't been working correctly. So maybe he was there to fix it.
Also since he's there, fix the cup holder for the desk top tower. It's broken.
That would mean DRCK also works in healthcare and is qualified for the 3rd vaxxx or 2nd and 1st vaxxes, damn goal post.
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you work with omnigun?
Who is Gongho? Wait, what?
ftp://
in healthcare?
I just went to see my dr for regular checkup. So close enough right?
makes sense cause his laptop hasn't been working correctly. So maybe he was there to fix it.
Also since he's there, fix the cup holder for the desk top tower. It's broken.
That would mean DRCK also works in healthcare and is qualified for the 3rd vaxxx or 2nd and 1st vaxxes, damn goal post.
PEBKAC
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Don’t even need Umni to derail a thread apparently.
Free rent in your heads ?
Has he succeeded ?
I do miss Gongho though.
Still got the shirt. :D (seriously I do)
Has anyone seen him?
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Don’t even need Umni to derail a thread apparently.
Free rent in your heads ?
Has he succeeded ?
I do miss Gongho though.
Still got the shirt. :D (seriously I do)
#incorrect
I believe I excel at playfully (or skillfully) sidetracking a thread, but also have enough smats when to be respectful and cut it out. . .
But seriously, I mostly do ::) and :facepalm: , not really swoosh. . . :rofl:
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I believe I excel at playfully (or skillfully) sidetracking a thread, but also have enough smats when to be respectful and cut it out. . .
But seriously, I mostly do ::) and :facepalm: , not really swoosh. . . :rofl:
Makes classic quotes.
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Quoting myself. Is that vain?
Not every thought needs to become a post.
Relevant in many ways though.
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No one is coming, it’s up to us.
Actually not quote. It’s from his signature line.
And it makes the list. :thumbsup:
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Courteous people shoot that way. It lessens the chance of hot brass hitting the person next to you.
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Trust no sources without verification
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I would as long as I was shit faced and blind folded…. :shake: :wave:
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You will have every bone in your chest broken, but no penetration at least.
Regarding a type of body armor and 50 cal.
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Regarding a type of body armor and 50 cal.
Or with regard to a fat chick sitting ontop you.
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You will have every bone in your chest broken, but no penetration at least.
Regarding a type of body armor and 50 cal.
Or with regard to a fat chick sitting ontop you.
Perspective. Hilarious and classic.
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If he does, and does care, he’ll be alive to care. Use best tool for the task. Everything else is, everything else.
Regarding gun you choose for HD.
I had suggested not using your nicest. But if you’re comfortable with it and it’s the most reliable…..
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
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From CMO:
“ g2g means just the way I want it, tacticool and on paper functioning well. But it can also mean, live fire functions, but depends on the context. Or a chick that's STD free, "she's g2g".”
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Just shoot the darn thing. . .
Drck replying to CMO fretting over his new gun.
Classic.
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Got some good quotes.
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Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick…. :D
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MrGaf
You gotta post that somewhere else in context to make the classic quotes.
This not the jokes thread. :rofl: :shaka:
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Got some good quotes.
We got some good quotes over the years.
Sometimes I laugh my ass and sometimes I ponder.
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https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=45692.new#new
Whole thread.
But you gotta be in on joke of the guy who keeps posting classifieds he’ll give $2k, $2.5K, $3K for a Glotch for his Mom.
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Regarding how much ammo you have:
I would say I have more than a little, and less than too much. 😝
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Regarding incremental surrender of rights
we have given up many inches...and most here are Asian...so not much to give up...
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She likes the ease of the slide.…
Regarding his wife’s choice of 1911’s.
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Regarding his wife’s choice of 1911’s.
Is it?
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Cream and shit both float to the top.
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I thought shit don't float!?
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Well, I can give you a video of some crazy Haole doing a drill demo:
3 24 12 Range Day with Moving Target Stands 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhxthraA2A#ws)
Don’t do it! I’m armed but only in concept! ….
Boy, when I figure out how to use this gun you’ll be in trouble
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Don’t do it! I’m armed but only in concept! ….
Boy, when I figure out how to use this gun you’ll be in trouble
Duuuuu-Maaaaaaaa
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Easy. ( as in “take it easy”)
The guy in the video is the guy who posted it and one of the founders of 2AHawaii.
Just FYI.
It was self deprecating and funny as hell when we were a tight knit community. (Certainly not exclusive just tight knit and trying to expand as it should be)
Very respected member of the long standing 2A community.
Just sayin’
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some people try to go to a Catholic Church to get an abortion...or they try to sell pork at a mosque...
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Due to the prevalence of body armor, I shoot for da boto.
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I pumped up on Ivermectin and vitamins and went out of my way to expose myself on purpose :shaka:
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In regards to the new higher stand height at Kokohead.
tall enough? tell me when
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Makes the Classics.