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Title: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 06, 2013, 12:57:17 PM
Some classic quotes from 2A members and off videos that were posted:

- Ham Sammy reliability. ( AK-47 )
- Crazy Joe's Double Barrel of Justice.
- Dixie of the Pacific
- Play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
- Malicious Fecal Distribution.

Add your favorites.

And for those of you who haven't seen Ham Sammy Reliability. You gotta watch this.

https://youtu.be/1xnb8w2zHS4
Title: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: ButtNutt on August 06, 2013, 10:46:46 PM
K man, I got a friggin classic, original, 'ain't-nobody-ever-said-this-before, quote:
"........ten whole honest-to-gawd manly hairy-assed volts........"

From this post:
Re: Is there an electrician in the house?
http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=10144.msg98052#msg98052
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 07, 2013, 08:59:27 AM
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.  :thumbsup:
Title: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: ButtNutt on August 07, 2013, 10:24:04 AM
:) rofl
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 230RN on August 09, 2013, 05:25:12 AM
I was just feeling poetic.  Thanks for the comments.

:)

Terry
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Funtimes on August 09, 2013, 11:44:41 AM
Well, I can give you a video of some crazy Haole doing a drill demo:

3 24 12 Range Day with Moving Target Stands 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhxthraA2A#ws)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 09, 2013, 11:47:58 AM
Now that's what I call a mag dump !

Thanks for sharing. That's a classic.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: ACADEMI on August 09, 2013, 11:59:28 AM
Well, I can give you a video of some crazy Haole doing a drill demo:

3 24 12 Range Day with Moving Target Stands 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhxthraA2A#ws)
dont worry, did the same thing in a real life firefight....  Thats what you call training hard until you make mistakes! if you don't make mistakes your not training hard enough.....
Title: .
Post by: Q on August 09, 2013, 12:08:42 PM
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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 230RN on August 09, 2013, 10:43:53 PM
Re dropped magazine, as they say,

Two guns is one gun.  One gun is no gun.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 10, 2013, 01:02:38 PM
 -    2 is 1, 1 is none. Words to live by. ( as told to me repeatedly by Aiea78. )

Some more:

- Mr. Ass-Hat Forum Troll.
- Brain Diarrhea 
From:
http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=10294.0 (http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=10294.0)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: TeamMidori on August 10, 2013, 06:39:28 PM
Thats why its always 3 for me...
-    2 is 1, 1 is none. Words to live by. ( as told to me repeatedly by Aiea78. )
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Kingkeoni on August 10, 2013, 07:42:53 PM
Thats why its always 3 for me...

Look buddy, this is a family site.

Leave your love life out of it.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: gongho on August 11, 2013, 07:17:26 PM
someone's classified ad

 Selling my brand new Mossberg 930 SPX. I bought it after realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I would rather have. Still in box, even has the Mossberg Stickers still on it. Selling for $780.

Was going to reply this (  )

 Selling my brand new Mossberg 930 SPX. I bought it after realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I would rather have (brains ).Still in box, even has the Mossberg Stickers still on it( can I get $20 off without the stickers ,I don't want the stickers) Selling for $780.

 O0
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: gongho on August 11, 2013, 07:24:27 PM

I have no comments to your comment for this is someone else For Sale thread.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 230RN on August 12, 2013, 06:31:53 AM
 

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Selling my brand new Mossberg 930 SPX. I bought it after realizing that there is a bunch of stuff I would rather have (brains ).Still in box, even has the Mossberg Stickers still on it( can I get $20 off without the stickers ,I don't want the stickers) Selling for $780.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :shaka:

Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: gongho on August 16, 2013, 01:08:44 PM
If you can't figure out how PM works, please ask someone to help you.  Publicly posting comments like this is counter-productive.

 :shake:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 29, 2013, 09:36:15 AM
Quote from: Kingkeoni on August 28, 2013, 08:06:44 PM

The numb nut should get his ass kicked for even being stupid enough to concoct this load of steamy, corn riddled shit.

( said in reference to Sen/Rep/Whatever Espero and his crazy ass bills. )

KK let me know if you want me to take your name off this one based on TSA monitoring.  :wtf:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Thought you should get credit as it's a classic that be generalized.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: DoubleTap_jayguns808 on August 29, 2013, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: Kingkeoni on August 28, 2013, 08:06:44 PM

The numb nut should get his ass kicked for even being stupid enough to concoct this load of steamy, corn riddled shit.
aieahound. I got one for you. Don't mess with the hound or else you get the FANGS!!!! Well at least I tried.... :(
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 29, 2013, 12:23:51 PM
That's why they kicked me off the jokes thread.  :crazy:

Hey, at least we're trying.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 808gmac on August 29, 2013, 04:02:44 PM
"brass fairies"
"WTF"
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 808gmac on August 29, 2013, 04:04:44 PM
Now that's what I call a mag dump !

Thanks for sharing. That's a classic.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: DoubleTap_jayguns808 on August 29, 2013, 05:55:11 PM
"brass fairies"
"WTF"
:rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: macsak on August 29, 2013, 09:03:30 PM
heard at HNL firearms and range this morning:

flabby808 and stinkylickens, "we put two shots in the same hole!"
me, running from two lanes over, "that's what she said!"

:rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: DoubleTap_jayguns808 on August 30, 2013, 09:43:34 AM


flabby808 and stinkylickens, "we put two shots in the same hole!"
me, running from two lanes over, "that's what she said!"
LOL, i didnt here that in a long time!!!! THAT WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 05, 2013, 10:39:41 PM
They're so pussified.

Pussified!!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 19, 2013, 10:01:36 AM
From PassiveK
 http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180 (http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180)

EVERYONE who is a responsible firearm owner should (unless I am missing something) want to grow the number of responsible and properly trained firearms owners in America, whether store owners, or customers. That also goes for firearms forums. Unless you are debating a specific point (and keeping to debating the points, not the persons), there is no need to cause animosity amongst our community. The mainstream media is working hard to do that to us already, so there is little need for us to help that agenda along. I should not need to say this, but maybe a reminder is timely here lest we forget the larger picture.

Title: .
Post by: Q on September 19, 2013, 12:26:02 PM
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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 19, 2013, 12:44:09 PM
Speedtek: Eh! Your forgot da banana!

No one even knows what that means.

Nobody knows what that means, but it's provocative.

No it's not.

It gets the people going.   :geekdanc:
Title: .
Post by: Q on September 19, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 20, 2013, 02:58:39 PM
Because that's how America rolls  :geekdanc: :geekdanc: :geekdanc:

In response to his lady, whose from Germany,  asking why he had so many firearms.

Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Aiea78 on September 27, 2013, 10:49:14 PM
I nominate Stangzilla:

"sometimes at home, i just take it out and hold it."

 
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 29, 2013, 09:50:56 AM
Wait did we just get gongho'd???? 

In reference to when you seemingly get jedi mind tricked.
Examples:
Inexpicably selling your boots off your feet.
impulsively buying an old bolt-action, magazine-fed shotgun that you didn't really need but felt overwhelmed with the need to buy when you saw it.
etc.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: robtmc on November 30, 2013, 12:58:19 PM
"Reality has a liberal bias"

Can't recall where that came from here, but it shocked me to see such a statement on a pro-2nd Amendment website.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: GreenStomper on November 30, 2013, 04:14:12 PM
Quote from: Dregs on July 07, 2013, 08:49:59 AM

    All I have is a blowgun I picked up at da flea market.

KK's response.

"Your gun blows"
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 230RN on December 02, 2013, 03:27:48 AM
Office pushpins make good practice blowgun darts for 20-30 foot range.

So long as you don't inhale them.  And they're cheap.

(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/440667/220.jpg) 

:stopjack: 
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on January 13, 2014, 09:28:04 AM
Gump, you're gonna be a got damn General in this here Army.

In response to Macsak figuring out that the 25th is between the 13th and the 29th.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: macsak on January 13, 2014, 09:47:13 AM
In response to Macsak figuring out that the 25th is between the 13th and the 29th.

hey!
i was explaining to dirty
just in case he couldn't figure it out
 ;D
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: macsak on January 13, 2014, 09:48:00 AM
In response to Macsak figuring out that the 25th is between the 13th and the 29th.

i also nominate "condiluded"
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Aiea78 on January 19, 2014, 02:51:05 AM
There are PLENTY of places to hike in Honolulu, do they really have to hike up  a backstop to a shooting range?
- Jared

(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/tumblr_lo2zqb6h5P1qzsyre.gif)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on January 29, 2014, 09:30:38 AM
please reply to my other reply or to this reply......i'll reply.

In response to classified guys who don't respond to PMs.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 25, 2014, 10:48:01 AM
Sometimes people who complain about other people's body odor are the ones who need to take a bath the most, cuz it's hard to smell your own B.O.

Anyway they wouldn't believe it if you told them they need some soap cuz they probably believe they are one of the cleanest and best smelling guys around.



Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on March 14, 2014, 01:32:19 PM
Old saying:  "A golf course is just a waste of a good rifle range."
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on March 17, 2014, 01:13:42 PM
Yeah, that's what you get for using one of them fancy new auto-repeaters.  Get a REAL handgun! 

Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 08, 2014, 10:32:16 AM
Tom_G is on a roll !

Gas piston is the ONLY way to go.  All REAL guns have gas pistons.  Direct impingement is doo-doo.  Not only will it explode in your face every single time you pull the trigger (even when the gun isn't loaded!!), but it causes genital warts, herpes, and Liberalism.  Obama would rather take your direct impingement away from you because he likes it better.  Don't be a herpetic cankerous libby.  Support the Constitution and buy gas piston.
Quote from: Federalist Papers, article 113, Thomas Jefferson...
gas piston recoil systems are so far superior to direct impingement recoil systems that the latter shouldn't even be called a recoil system.  'Mule dung' would be a more appropriate moniker.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Tom_G on April 08, 2014, 02:29:10 PM
Tom_G is on a roll !


I have to admit, I am proud of "herpetic cankerous libby."
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 12, 2014, 09:33:33 AM
In short -
I like to say "a fast miss, is still a miss and misses don't win gunfights."

So I tend to say, "training to be fast but all fucked up, is only teaching yourself to be fucked up, very quickly."       

Words to live by.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: passivekinetic on August 12, 2014, 05:08:31 PM
And all this time I thought it was just a figure of speech, this classic quotes!!! I never came across this thread!
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 28, 2014, 10:31:35 AM
"try to find the signal within the noise"

said for feedback and posts people offer in online forums and that you have to try to figure out for yourself who are the ones that spew noise the majority of the time. 
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Aiea78 on September 18, 2014, 03:57:40 PM
Funtimes, come on down you've been nominated!

"We've known for years this would go down like a vegas stripper."   :D
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: bass monkey on October 09, 2014, 11:10:49 PM
I vote for HiCarry post about posting your opinion online as if it is fact.
Forget which one on the long derailed threads he posted that.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: mauidog on October 09, 2014, 11:34:17 PM
I vote for HiCarry post about posting your opinion online as if it is fact.
Forget which one on the long derailed threads he posted that.

https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=16618.msg154324#msg154324

Quote
I think for no one, and if you even think that's possible, you have a serious problem that extends far beyond this discussion. The problem is that folks like yourself, with little to no knowledge on subjects, will interject your "opinion" as if it were fact. I tend to challenge such misinformation, be it in my field of expertise or in cases where I have personally researched the situation and know the facts. If you don't like being challenged about what you say, I suggest you research and become more knowledgeable before making inaccurate and misleading statements.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 30, 2014, 10:04:14 AM
The answer isn't smaller guns. We need bigger pockets.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on December 11, 2014, 11:57:30 AM
If I ever am in a situation where I need a gun but have it locked at home, having 1 or 1000 guns will not be enough.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on December 12, 2014, 09:23:06 AM
...
I believe the milspec for a ballistic pumpkin is:
1 each 30 day old thanksgiving pumpkin 5.5 to 6.5 kilo...unseeded ;)
Cavity media:
1 part mash potato
1 part stuffing
1 part cranberry sauce
1 part gravy
0.7 kilo turkey bones

The bp must be heated to 38 to 40 deg. Celsius.
An out of spec bp will yield false expansion readings. :geekdanc:

Way too much thought went into this one. Awesome.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: oldfart on December 12, 2014, 09:28:22 AM
Way too much thought went into this one. Awesome.  :rofl:
...
Waaay too much
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on January 23, 2015, 09:38:42 AM
Besides being charged with just Battery, they should have tacked on a charge of Malicious Do-Goodery.

Malicious Do-Goodery ! 
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 09, 2015, 12:35:18 PM
Can someone answer this question? ??? uh seriously, not macsakly ;)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on March 05, 2015, 10:31:58 PM
. (For example, one justification under the "public safety" claim by the city cited approvingly by the judge was that it would prevent "accidents".
I'd like to see the record on exactly how many eleven (or more) round negligent discharges there have been that have injured people.

That's a LOT of consecutive negligent discharges! [Oops! Sh*t! Crap! Damn! Hell! Son of a b*tch! F*ck! Oops! Sh*t! Crap! Damn!] Seriously.

 :rofl:
Referring to court decision upholding mag limit ban.  >:(
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 26, 2015, 06:38:20 PM
This is Joebidenesque advice.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 13, 2015, 08:41:13 AM
Need to feel it in my hand  :shaka:

Congrats Scorpio. You made the list.

Up there with
I nominate Stangzilla:

"sometimes at home, i just take it out and hold it."
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: dustoff003 on December 06, 2015, 07:31:43 PM
I think this one shall have a place of honor here.

Sorry I missed out.
Family gets in the way of my personal life.  ;)

Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on December 08, 2015, 11:13:35 AM
Ask a question like that and you'll get a thousand opinions.
Here's one...
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Aiea78 on January 05, 2016, 06:00:40 PM
carrying your guns in town is dangerous and verboten, except for when you are told by law to carry them into the heart of town and right next to the state capitol.

all time classic right there.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: dogman on June 02, 2016, 05:59:36 PM
One thing we love here is the Moderators moderate moderating.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on June 17, 2016, 02:44:38 PM
there's a midget I want you to meet, and don't eat any popcorn before you get there.

Those who've seen Range 15 know what he's talking about.
Had to think about the popcorn part before I laughed my ass off.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on June 28, 2016, 10:33:19 AM
"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."....Dr. Suzanna Gratia Hupp  (Suzzana Hupp's parents were killed in the Lubby's Cafeteria shooting in Texas)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on January 16, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Maybe they shouldjust simply ban criminals and leave us law abiding citizens the f*ck alone.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 02, 2018, 09:07:42 AM
In discussion about Trump with a spouse

I'm lucky my wife and I share the same views.  I know of others who don't and it's a taboo topic.  Especially when 1 side ignores facts.  Pretty sure my friend hasn't gotten laid  2017.  Told him, he aint gonna get any until 2024.
:rofl:
That is a classic quote.

P.S. Anyone who hasn't gone through this thread, go back and read.
You'll laugh your ass off (hopefully. I just did)
You'll feel the camraderie that was on this forum.
We need that camraderie in the 2A Community.
When's the next Get together Speedy? (Or zippz. First one I went to was at Monterey bay canners where we commandeered almost the whole balcony. Speedy got the perfect location though.)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 13, 2018, 08:07:50 PM
I know, I know... I'm repeating myself...but damned if we don't see situation after situation where it seems to be the appropriate response:

"You have the right to defend yourself, when, where and how we say." Never go full retard dude.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 02, 2020, 01:19:05 PM
From PassiveK
 http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180 (http://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=1470.180)

EVERYONE who is a responsible firearm owner should (unless I am missing something) want to grow the number of responsible and properly trained firearms owners in America, whether store owners, or customers. That also goes for firearms forums. Unless you are debating a specific point (and keeping to debating the points, not the persons), there is no need to cause animosity amongst our community. The mainstream media is working hard to do that to us already, so there is little need for us to help that agenda along. I should not need to say this, but maybe a reminder is timely here lest we forget the larger picture.

Just a reminder to everyone, including me. Well said.

For any newer members this thread is required reading and funnier than shit.
Feel free to post other members comments that are memorable in it.

Bump!
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: WTF?Shane on February 02, 2020, 06:59:23 PM
heads
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: ren on February 02, 2020, 08:10:12 PM
heads

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fh3ywuv8lJMs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1) (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fh3ywuv8lJMs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1) (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fh3ywuv8lJMs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 02, 2020, 10:39:55 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fh3ywuv8lJMs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1) (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fh3ywuv8lJMs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1) (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fh3ywuv8lJMs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
“Bring me Everyone !”
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on March 04, 2020, 04:56:45 PM
And when they come to confiscate, they'll get "Everything was stolen." Then they'll say, "Why didn't you report it?" Then I'll say, "I'm reporting it right now." Then they'll say, "You're supposed to report it as soon as you find out." Then I'll say, "I just found out now, when I opened the safe for you to unconstitutionally deprive me of my right to bear arms..."
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Rocky on March 29, 2020, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from Kuleana March 28, 2020, 07:17:01 PM »

If Trump transformed the Seventh Fleet into a medical fleet of mercy for infected Americans on the West Coast, he would GUARANTEE HIS REELECTION for the next two terms!   


Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on June 09, 2020, 05:03:11 PM
No ! Not my dick!

https://youtu.be/1RVFbk7W8lQ
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on June 16, 2020, 05:55:49 PM
Once the tip is in I am shooting!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 08, 2020, 06:25:21 PM
Can’t believe I’m doing this, but it is a keeper.
Talking about what is a cult vs religion.

As a rule of thumb, if someone tries to sleep with your spouse or teenage child because God told him/her to, you might be in a cult.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Rocky on October 19, 2020, 05:16:39 PM
Quote from: Inspector on Today at 03:24:03 AM

    The photo makes them look better than in person. But I think they are good enough to shoot.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 19, 2020, 08:45:15 AM
During ammo shortage classifieds for sale ad:

I’ll take it all.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 20, 2020, 10:39:44 AM
  I just happen to be very self-conscious, and my wife is the same way.  It could be because we both are extremely handsome and beautiful. ;):

Said tongue in cheek, but classic. I like to think the same way in my own mind.
(As I’m pretty sure a crap ton of you folks do. I know Rocky does.  :shaka:)
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Rocky on November 20, 2020, 04:59:54 PM
Said tongue in cheek, but classic. I like to think the same way in my own mind.
(As I’m pretty sure a crap ton of you folks do. I know Rocky does.  :shaka:)
"Self conscious" or  ''extremely handsome and beautiful" ?   :wave:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 24, 2020, 09:47:01 PM
I hope you are not implying that I would abuse the fact that I am a moderator...
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 25, 2020, 06:40:00 PM
I don't have to entertain anyone but myself!   :rofl:
...
It's not my fault my mind works this way!   If you leave the doughnuts out, they're gonna get glazed!   :geekdanc: :thumbsup: :crazy:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 14, 2021, 11:24:10 AM
Platitudes are poor substitute for knowledge, keep on trucking with those low information hot takes.

Glasser makes the list !
(His Response to Omni)

Again, newer members or folks who haven’t browsed this thread, check it out.
Some history, laughs and reflection.

Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: 6716J on April 15, 2021, 07:28:10 AM
Yes perusing is fun...

OK the irony of this one is so Bidenesque in todays world and applies to most everything being done at erected official levels

This is Joebidenesque advice.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on June 22, 2021, 10:46:25 AM
I'm right but you got to prove me right. That's your responsibility! Sounds right?

Said with a tone of sarcasm.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 22, 2021, 10:50:26 AM
Said with a tone of sarcasm.
#tonedoctor

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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 30, 2021, 04:10:48 PM
Hahaha, some dumb kid wants to tell us all about this new fangled thing called the internet. I guess those of us from the Atari generation who's first PC was probably a VIC-20 and used to dial up to a BBS to download our porn have no clue about modern technology and its its fresh new facets....

Get off my lawn!

Get off my lawn!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: drck1000 on September 23, 2021, 11:51:04 AM
Grrreat.  I just caught myself using "swooosh" in discussions at work.  Actually multiple times in a few different contexts. . . :facepalm:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: changemyoil66 on September 23, 2021, 11:55:25 AM
Grrreat.  I just caught myself using "swooosh" in discussions at work.  Actually multiple times in a few different contexts. . . :facepalm:

 :rofl:

U got infected.

Did you do the hand gesture as well?
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: macsak on September 23, 2021, 12:20:32 PM
Grrreat.  I just caught myself using "swooosh" in discussions at work.  Actually multiple times in a few different contexts. . . :facepalm:

 :rofl:

you work with omnigun?
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: macsak on September 23, 2021, 12:22:29 PM
ftp://
you work with omnigun?

in healthcare?
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: changemyoil66 on September 23, 2021, 12:32:16 PM
you work with omnigun?

makes sense cause his laptop hasn't been working correctly. So maybe he was there to fix it.

Also since he's there, fix the cup holder for the desk top tower. It's broken.

That would mean DRCK also works in healthcare and is qualified for the 3rd vaxxx or 2nd and 1st vaxxes, damn goal post.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: drck1000 on September 23, 2021, 01:27:06 PM
you work with omnigun?
Who is Gongho?  Wait, what? 

ftp://
in healthcare?
I just went to see my dr for regular checkup.  So close enough right? 

makes sense cause his laptop hasn't been working correctly. So maybe he was there to fix it.

Also since he's there, fix the cup holder for the desk top tower. It's broken.

That would mean DRCK also works in healthcare and is qualified for the 3rd vaxxx or 2nd and 1st vaxxes, damn goal post.
PEBKAC
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 23, 2021, 02:07:57 PM
Don’t even need Umni to derail a thread apparently.
Free rent in your heads ?
Has he succeeded ?

I do miss Gongho though.
Still got the shirt.  :D (seriously I do)
Has anyone seen him?
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: drck1000 on September 23, 2021, 02:11:24 PM
Don’t even need Umni to derail a thread apparently.
Free rent in your heads ?
Has he succeeded ?

I do miss Gongho though.
Still got the shirt.  :D (seriously I do)
#incorrect

I believe I excel at playfully (or skillfully) sidetracking a thread, but also have enough smats when to be respectful and cut it out. . .

But seriously, I mostly do  ::) and :facepalm: , not really swoosh. . .  :rofl:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on September 23, 2021, 02:12:49 PM
I believe I excel at playfully (or skillfully) sidetracking a thread, but also have enough smats when to be respectful and cut it out. . .
But seriously, I mostly do  ::) and :facepalm: , not really swoosh. . .  :rofl:

Makes classic quotes.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on October 18, 2021, 07:55:07 PM
Quoting myself. Is that vain?

Not every thought needs to become a post.

Relevant in many ways though.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on October 31, 2021, 04:04:02 PM
No one is coming, it’s up to us.

Actually not quote. It’s from his signature line.
And it makes the list.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 09, 2021, 10:12:07 PM
(https://static.miraheze.org/allthetropeswiki/5/50/Thug_sideways_pistol_aim.jpg)
Courteous people shoot that way. It lessens the chance of hot brass hitting the person next to you.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on November 16, 2021, 10:47:42 PM

Trust no sources without verification
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on December 21, 2021, 03:16:08 PM
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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 27, 2022, 05:16:56 PM
I would as long as I was shit faced and blind folded…. :shake: :wave:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 28, 2022, 02:45:59 PM
You will have every bone in your chest broken, but no penetration at least.

Regarding a type of body armor and 50 cal.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: changemyoil66 on February 28, 2022, 03:04:20 PM
Regarding a type of body armor and 50 cal.
Or with regard to a fat chick sitting ontop you.

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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on February 28, 2022, 07:03:50 PM
You will have every bone in your chest broken, but no penetration at least.

Regarding a type of body armor and 50 cal.

Or with regard to a fat chick sitting ontop you.

Perspective. Hilarious and classic.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 03, 2022, 01:26:48 PM
If he does, and does care, he’ll be alive to care. Use best tool for the task. Everything else is, everything else.

Regarding gun you choose for HD.
I had suggested not using your nicest. But if you’re comfortable with it and it’s the most reliable…..
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 04, 2022, 08:43:24 AM
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 07, 2022, 10:32:00 AM
From CMO:

“ g2g means just the way I want it,  tacticool and on paper functioning well.  But it can also mean, live fire functions, but depends on the context. Or a chick that's STD free, "she's g2g".”
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on May 03, 2022, 02:13:58 PM
Just shoot the darn thing. . .

Drck replying to CMO fretting over his new gun.

Classic.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: changemyoil66 on May 03, 2022, 04:00:23 PM
Got some good quotes.

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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: mrgaf on May 03, 2022, 08:59:39 PM
Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick…. :D
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on May 03, 2022, 10:46:32 PM
MrGaf
You gotta post that somewhere else in context to make the classic quotes.
This not the jokes thread.  :rofl: :shaka:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on May 03, 2022, 10:48:10 PM
Got some good quotes.

We got some good quotes over the years.
Sometimes I laugh my ass and sometimes I ponder.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on May 06, 2022, 03:21:18 PM
https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=45692.new#new

Whole thread.
But you gotta be in on joke of the guy who keeps posting classifieds he’ll give $2k, $2.5K, $3K for a Glotch for his Mom.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on June 05, 2022, 03:22:39 PM
Regarding how much ammo you have:

I would say I have more than a little, and less than too much. 😝
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: hvybarrels on June 13, 2022, 04:53:58 PM
Regarding incremental surrender of rights

we have given up many inches...and most here are Asian...so not much to give up...
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on July 11, 2022, 10:11:56 PM
She likes the ease of the slide.…

Regarding his wife’s choice of 1911’s.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: changemyoil66 on July 11, 2022, 10:20:23 PM
Regarding his wife’s choice of 1911’s.
Is it?

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Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on July 13, 2022, 12:13:39 PM
Cream and shit both float to the top.

Reply

I thought shit don't float!?
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: nickelzismoney on July 14, 2022, 06:33:28 AM
Well, I can give you a video of some crazy Haole doing a drill demo:

3 24 12 Range Day with Moving Target Stands 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRhxthraA2A#ws)

Don’t do it! I’m armed but only in concept! ….


Boy, when I figure out how to use this gun you’ll be in trouble
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: changemyoil66 on July 14, 2022, 08:53:37 AM
Don’t do it! I’m armed but only in concept! ….


Boy, when I figure out how to use this gun you’ll be in trouble


Duuuuu-Maaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on July 14, 2022, 02:10:07 PM
Easy.  ( as in “take it easy”)

The guy in the video is the guy who posted it and one of the founders of 2AHawaii.

Just FYI.

It was self deprecating and funny as hell when we were a tight knit community.  (Certainly not exclusive just tight knit and trying to expand as it should be) 
Very respected member of the long standing 2A community. 

Just sayin’
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on August 12, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
some people try to go to a Catholic Church to get an abortion...or they try to sell pork at a mosque...
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: hvybarrels on August 28, 2022, 02:04:10 PM
Due to the prevalence of body armor, I shoot for da boto.
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: Rocky on November 30, 2022, 11:47:55 AM
I pumped up on Ivermectin and vitamins and went out of my way to expose myself on purpose  :shaka:
Title: Re: Classic 2A member quotes
Post by: aieahound on April 27, 2023, 06:45:06 PM
In regards to the new higher stand height at Kokohead.

tall enough? tell me when

(https://www.google.com/url?q=https://external-preview.redd.it/IfgiwF_UcJmeCKt26MPuF25vxenUuWQyDlYLhjw08XA.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D336656de91979709034f3bb60638a84eea8f0398&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiG7NGQjcv-AhX1LUQIHRKkAmAQ5hMIBQ&usg=AOvVaw3YX67q5XaHMao3u1gNV5oc)

Makes the Classics.