Post by: changemyoil66 on July 31, 2018, 06:24:17 PM
Or an illegal immigrant selling/giving plastic straws. Liberals head explodes.
Drinking a acai straeberry drink feels funny with no straw.
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Post by: rklapp on July 31, 2018, 08:30:43 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 31, 2018, 08:43:29 PM
Once all these prohibitions go into effect, I guess anyone buying plastic straws would be charged with making a "straw purchase." :rofl:
Post by: mrgaf on July 31, 2018, 09:08:43 PM
California is already poised to pass laws prohibiting the use of 3D printers to produce illegal plastic straws. :crazy:
Once all these prohibitions go into effect, I guess anyone buying plastic straws would be charged with making a "straw purchase." :rofl:
We need to do something! This is the last straw!
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 31, 2018, 09:10:07 PM
We need to do something! This is the last straw!
Who is going take the lead on this?
Maybe we should draw straws...
Post by: ren on July 31, 2018, 09:36:43 PM
I say again. Lego designed 3d printed plastic capable of quarts of water in a half second.
Post by: justin1098 on July 31, 2018, 10:29:48 PM
A. Human feces
B. Used syringes
C. Plastic drink straws
D. Rampant theft
Post by: RSN172 on August 01, 2018, 04:51:04 AM
Post by: rklapp on August 01, 2018, 08:34:13 AM
Post by: ren on August 01, 2018, 08:38:51 AM
I think discarded cigarette butts are more of a problem then plastic straws.
see it everyday. Drivers just flicking it onto the road. Do they think they are biodegradable or something? Ainokea my ashtray???
Post by: MMM on August 01, 2018, 08:41:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpui_ERNiso
Post by: rklapp on August 01, 2018, 08:44:12 AM
you all make fun of the straw ban. proof they are deadly. youtube has not banned these people yet.This should be mandatory training for all teachers.
Post by: 6716J on August 01, 2018, 10:55:57 AM
moar coughfee pleeze :shake:
Post by: oldfart on August 01, 2018, 11:27:37 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on August 01, 2018, 11:29:59 AM
Who else besides me made blowguns with TV antennas and strips of paper?
We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.
Post by: 6716J on August 01, 2018, 11:47:20 AM
We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.
or these...
Post by: ren on August 01, 2018, 11:53:18 AM
or these...
We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.
What?! I still use those!
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on August 01, 2018, 11:55:31 AM
What?! I still use those!
Rabbit ears are back in use for OTA broadcasts. My HD antenna isn't made of "rabbit ear" extensions. Solid plastic shell containing wire mesh.
Post by: oldfart on August 01, 2018, 12:06:18 PM
We have at least 2 generations since then who didn't grow up using TV antennas.....
Yet people are cutting the cable more frequently nowadays because of the rising cost.
I got along fine when spectrum chopped my qam service. But since they offered 2 years free box rental, I took it.
By the time the 2 years is up, I should have my old antenna remounted with new wires.
:stopjack:
The aluminum tubes used to make the antennas was a tremendously versatile and formidable weapon.
Think about the primitive tribes hunting with poison tipped darts....similar
Post by: drck1000 on August 01, 2018, 12:24:41 PM
Post by: 6716J on August 02, 2018, 10:09:59 AM
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Post by: drck1000 on August 02, 2018, 10:16:58 AM
Double CA facepalmI saw that posted on FB the other day. :rofl:
SNIP
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But seriously, that armor piercing straw is BS. Have about a <50% success rate in penetration. :P
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on August 02, 2018, 10:17:46 AM
Have about a <50% success rate in penetration. :P
That's what she said ... :rofl:
Post by: drck1000 on August 02, 2018, 10:37:44 AM
That was reported by my friend's kids. . . ???
That's what she said ... :rofl:
I have a higher success rate. Not by much though. Maybe 50.5%. . . :(
:rofl:
Post by: changemyoil66 on August 02, 2018, 10:56:27 AM
Double CA facepalm
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This just made my day. Thank you.
Post by: Gordyf on August 02, 2018, 07:09:56 PM
What about Illegal aliens in possession in a sanctuary city.
Wonder if it is a deport-able offense??? :geekdanc:
Aloha
Also these from my son in Sacramento
Post by: rpoL98 on August 03, 2018, 08:05:00 PM
I thought the armor-piercing straw was pretty good. They need to put a green tip on it.
Post by: 6716J on August 04, 2018, 09:42:48 AM
I can see it now....
Cop: ma'am can you tell me what happened?
Skanky Libtard Hag: fuck you pig!
Cop: ma'am please calm down or I'll have to taze you.
SLH: Well he was in the corner by the creamer and sugar and then he pulled out a huge striped straw. I think it was a McDonald's one, you know one of those high capacity drink guzzlers, and well he stuck it in his double mocha half-caf espresso latte and he, he, he...
Cop: ma'am it's ok just tell us what went on.
SLH: He just sat there on the chair and.... drank it.. *uncontrollable sobbing*
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Post by: rklapp on August 04, 2018, 10:02:28 AM
Post by: 6716J on September 02, 2018, 09:32:58 AM
It's even labeled "The Final Straw". I'm scared. What if they bring them to Hawaii? Does HPD have a plan to stop them?
https://finalstraw.com/products/the-final-straw?variant=7859218088002(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180902/c3be3f17d2180d4c9637769267c4f7e9.jpg)
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Post by: mrgaf on September 03, 2018, 03:50:00 PM
Post by: changemyoil66 on September 03, 2018, 07:07:35 PM
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Post by: rpoL98 on February 20, 2019, 01:15:10 PM
Hawaii always trying to keep up with Commiefornia, will probably introduce bill next year? to ban the Big Gulp.
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/02/20/big-cup-ban-california/?fbclid=IwAR2mAxZL4m4vIpXEPseGYADm6eA6KqxSCJWTUOWm6ZH8bb53zkAOmt15Irg (https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/02/20/big-cup-ban-california/?fbclid=IwAR2mAxZL4m4vIpXEPseGYADm6eA6KqxSCJWTUOWm6ZH8bb53zkAOmt15Irg)
Post by: changemyoil66 on February 20, 2019, 01:16:12 PM
Post by: rpoL98 on February 20, 2019, 01:23:16 PM
I think we won with the Porn Tax.if the Porn Tax passes (SB254, HB567, HB647), then the next year, Willie Espero introduces a bill that automatically registers everybody who elected to pay that tax, into the Sex Offenders Registry, like Rap Back.
Post by: 6716J on February 20, 2019, 09:31:47 PM
if the Porn Tax passes (SB254, HB567, HB647), then the next year, Willie Espero introduces a bill that automatically registers everybody who elected to pay that tax, into the Sex Offenders Registry, like Rap Back.Don't laugh too soon
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Post by: RSN172 on February 24, 2019, 09:13:19 PM
Post by: 6716J on February 25, 2019, 09:14:18 AM
I have a box of 3000 straws that I don't know what to do with. I am also flying in to LAX this Wed and immediately driving to Pahrump. Maybe I should take it with me and scatter it along my drive to Pahrump.
Why LAX, why not to Vegas and save 3-4 hours of driving? Assume you're going to FrontSight. Unless you have family, not much to do in Elephant Fart except do meth, grow Pot (legally now) or shoot. Have a good time :shaka: :thumbsup:
Post by: RSN172 on February 25, 2019, 09:56:04 AM
Post by: 6716J on February 25, 2019, 11:24:51 AM
Flying to LAX because HA wants 110,000 miles to fly RT to LAS. 42,500 miles to fly to LAX and return from PHX. Wife is using miles, I am buying my ticket which was $200 cheaper that route vs buying a RT ticket to LAS. Because LAS is so popular, HA charges a premium to fly to LAS.
I hear ya. We have done the fly to PHX, Southwest to Vegas and rent car to drive back to PHX. It's cheaper on all fronts that way as rental companies need cars back to PHX. Last year to LAS for the family was almost $3600 for the 4 of us in the cheap seats direct. Hoping that Southwest coming here will drive the rates back down.
Post by: RSN172 on February 25, 2019, 11:59:55 AM
Hoping that Southwest coming here will drive the rates back down.I hope so too. I have Pualani Gold so I get a 50% bonus on miles added per segment, and I like HA service and on time record but if SW is much cheaper, then $ talks. Getting back to the topic, should I dump my straws in CA? Will I get arrested if they find all those banned straws in my suitcase? I already will be driving through CA with a non CA compliant G19.
Post by: 6716J on February 25, 2019, 12:03:47 PM
I hope so too. I have Pualani Gold so I get a 50% bonus on miles added per segment, and I like HA service and on time record but if SW is much cheaper, then $ talks. Getting back to the topic, should I dump my straws in CA? Will I get arrested if they find all those banned straws in my suitcase? I already will be driving through CA with a non CA compliant G19.
Stop at all the Starbucks along the way and put a handful out on the counter with a post-it saying "FREE High Capacity Liquid Suction Devices"
Post by: RSN172 on February 25, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Post by: 6716J on March 16, 2019, 11:11:36 AM
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