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I saw that posted on FB the other day.   

But seriously, that armor piercing straw is BS.  Have about a <50% success rate in penetration.    

Have about a <50% success rate in penetration.   

That's what she said ...   

That's what she said ...   

That was reported by my friend's kids. . . 

I have a higher success rate.  Not by much though.  Maybe 50.5%. . . 

 

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This just made my day.  Thank you.

Can't claim credit for it, but the idea was broached on another forum...
What about Illegal aliens in possession in a sanctuary city.
Wonder if it is a deport-able offense???
Aloha
Also these from my son in Sacramento

why you guys laughing?  coming soon to Hawaii, next legislative session, you watch.  Those extremist minority-interest environmentalist tree-hugging sierra club, save-the-whales, green-peace folks, they pack some major clout with our elected non-representing representatives, who are always looking for more ways to suck up with the progressive libtard trendy in-crowd.

I thought the armor-piercing straw was pretty good.  They need to put a green tip on it.

I'm sure that the real people in California are just laughing hysterically at the laws.
I can see it now....

Cop: ma'am can you tell me what happened?
Skanky Libtard Hag: fuck you pig!
Cop: ma'am please calm down or I'll have to taze you.
SLH: Well he was in the corner by the creamer and sugar and then he pulled out a huge striped straw. I think it was a McDonald's one, you know one of those high capacity drink guzzlers, and well he stuck it in his double mocha half-caf espresso latte and he, he, he...
Cop: ma'am it's ok just tell us what went on.
SLH: He just sat there on the chair and.... drank it.. *uncontrollable sobbing*

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Some folks are now making concealed carry straws and selling them on the open market. I don't think I'll feel safe going in to any restaurant in California now. What if someone pulls out their 9mm straw and tries to drink a 44oz big gulp in a crowded restaurant? How many people could be harmed?

It's even labeled "The Final Straw". I'm scared. What if they bring them to Hawaii? Does HPD have a plan to stop them?

https://finalstraw.com/products/the-final-straw?variant=7859218088002

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 Saw a kid the other day with a double action straw... he was sucking his drink thru it then squirting it back into the cup! Something needs to be done about this!

No joke, illegal staws, but legalize centers so junkies have a place to shoot up.

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coming up next:
Hawaii always trying to keep up with Commiefornia, will probably introduce bill next year? to ban the Big Gulp.
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/02/20/big-cup-ban-california/?fbclid=IwAR2mAxZL4m4vIpXEPseGYADm6eA6KqxSCJWTUOWm6ZH8bb53zkAOmt15Irg

I think we won with the Porn Tax.

I think we won with the Porn Tax.

if the Porn Tax passes (SB254, HB567, HB647), then the next year, Willie Espero introduces a bill that automatically registers everybody who elected to pay that tax, into the Sex Offenders Registry, like Rap Back.

if the Porn Tax passes (SB254, HB567, HB647), then the next year, Willie Espero introduces a bill that automatically registers everybody who elected to pay that tax, into the Sex Offenders Registry, like Rap Back.

Don't laugh too soon

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I have a box of 3000 straws that I don't know what to do with.  I am also flying in to LAX this Wed and immediately driving to Pahrump.  Maybe I should take it with me and scatter it along my drive to Pahrump.

I have a box of 3000 straws that I don't know what to do with.  I am also flying in to LAX this Wed and immediately driving to Pahrump.  Maybe I should take it with me and scatter it along my drive to Pahrump.

Why LAX, why not to Vegas and save 3-4 hours of driving? Assume you're going to FrontSight. Unless you have family, not much to do in Elephant Fart except do meth, grow Pot (legally now) or shoot. Have a good time 

Flying to LAX because HA wants 110,000 miles to fly RT to LAS.  42,500 miles to fly to LAX and return from PHX.  Wife is using miles, I am buying my ticket which was $200 cheaper that route vs buying a RT ticket to LAS.  Because LAS is so popular, HA charges a premium to fly to LAS.

Flying to LAX because HA wants 110,000 miles to fly RT to LAS.  42,500 miles to fly to LAX and return from PHX.  Wife is using miles, I am buying my ticket which was $200 cheaper that route vs buying a RT ticket to LAS.  Because LAS is so popular, HA charges a premium to fly to LAS.

I hear ya. We have done the fly to PHX, Southwest to Vegas and rent car to drive back to PHX. It's cheaper on all fronts that way as rental companies need cars back to PHX. Last year to LAS for the family was almost $3600 for the 4 of us in the cheap seats direct. Hoping that Southwest coming here will drive the rates back down.