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General Topics => Off Topic => Topic started by: Inspector on November 20, 2021, 02:40:35 AM
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American Cancer Society Does Not Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for Ages 75+; Biden's 78
https://www.cnsnews.com/article/washington/susan-jones/american-cancer-society-does-not-recommend-routine-colonoscopy-ages
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President Kamala Harris in
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So many opportunities for jokes about the Biden colorectal exam.
Let's see some.
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Docs find Obama’s missing gloves lost during a previous puppeteering session.
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Docs find Obama’s missing gloves lost during a previous puppeteering session.
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LOL
Then the doctor gave him 2 thumbs up
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President Kamala Harris in
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What sorcery is this?
It's
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What sorcery is this?
It's
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He had it right. If he said 3, 2, 1, and she didn't become president at that moment, it would have been #Fake News! :geekdanc:
Starting at one and using the "...", his statement isn't false. You can keep counting until she's sworn in.
:shaka: :rofl:
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Private school....3.14......GPA
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Private school....3.14......GPA
Reputable?
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He had it right. If he said 3, 2, 1, and she didn't become president at that moment, it would have been #Fake News! :geekdanc:
Starting at one and using the "...", his statement isn't false. You can keep counting until she's sworn in.
:shaka: :rofl:
Like glock mags.
7,8,9,9.1,9.2,9.3,9.4,9.5,9.6, 10.
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Like glock mags.
7,8,9,9.1,9.2,9.3,9.4,9.5,9.6, 10.
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just write "10" on the side with metallic marker...
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Reputable?
School of hard knocks! :thumbsup:
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American Cancer Society Does Not Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for Ages 75+; Biden's 78
https://www.cnsnews.com/article/washington/susan-jones/american-cancer-society-does-not-recommend-routine-colonoscopy-ages
Learned something today! :thumbsup:
So with that being said, wonder why biden went for a colonoscopy. Hmmmm, maybe it was to check for something else. Like mental acumen? But White House shame admit it. No blame them, lol! :rofl:
So many opportunities for jokes about the Biden colorectal exam.
Let's see some.
Why did biden undergo a colorectal exam?......Because the White House heard he's full of shit.....
Yeah, kinda lame but I'm proud of it because I made it up and wanted to share. :crazy:
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Learned something today! :thumbsup:
So with that being said, wonder why biden went for a colonoscopy. Hmmmm, maybe it was to check for something else. Like mental acumen? But White House shame admit it. No blame them, lol! :rofl:
Why did biden undergo a colorectal exam?......Because the White House heard he's full of shit.....
Yeah, kinda lame but I'm proud of it because I made it up and wanted to share. :crazy:
I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?). Sent the sample in, and they said it was positive. So, they scheduled me for a colonoscopy that turned out negative.
I imagine Biden may have not been doing a "routine" or scheduled exam, but rather one predicated on a screening.
Just a theory.
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School of hard knocks! :thumbsup:
Def respectable school then.
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Pi-vate school....3.145926......GPA
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Fify
I wen go pubic school cuz
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I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?).
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ? :shake:
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How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ? :shake:
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Roto Rooter? :rofl:
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How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ? :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You can get almost anything you need inserted for the right price down in Waikiki! :geekdanc:
Or so I've been told. O0
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How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ? :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Must have had help.
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Biden got a black eye and bloody nose when the proctologist shoved the scope up his ass……. :wave:
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I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?). Sent the sample in, and they said it was positive. So, they scheduled me for a colonoscopy that turned out negative.
I imagine Biden may have not been doing a "routine" or scheduled exam, but rather one predicated on a screening.
Just a theory.
That would be the most likely explanation. Either that or he had precancerous polyps removed before and is recommended for more common screenings.
Either way glad he doesn't have colon cancer.
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The most likely explanation is that they are lying just like they do with everything else
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The most likely explanation is that they are lying just like they do with everything else
If they were lying why not just not mention anything at all?
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If they were lying why not just not mention anything at all?
Cause he will be seen going into a hospital.
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If they were lying why not just not mention anything at all?
Because (1) Biden transferred his powers (including Commander in Chief) to Harris while he was anesthetized, and (2) if anything happened that Biden slipped into a coma, died or in any other way became incapacitated, the country would want to know why this situation wasn't made public before it became a major problem.
Sometimes staying quiet and hoping nobody notices doesn't work. Harris assuming the role of Acting President would become a matter of public record. Someone somewhere would have stumbled across that no matter how far down in the news it was buried.
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Because (1) Biden transferred his powers (including Commander in Chief) to Harris while he was anesthetized, and (2) if anything happened that Biden slipped into a coma, died or in any other way became incapacitated, the country would want to know why this situation wasn't made public before it became a major problem.
Sometimes staying quiet and hoping nobody notices doesn't work. Harris assuming the role of Acting President would become a matter of public record. Someone somewhere would have stumbled across that no matter how far down in the news it was buried.
Good point, I forgot about the transfer of power thing.