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Title: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Inspector on November 20, 2021, 02:40:35 AM
American Cancer Society Does Not Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for Ages 75+; Biden's 78

https://www.cnsnews.com/article/washington/susan-jones/american-cancer-society-does-not-recommend-routine-colonoscopy-ages
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: ren on November 20, 2021, 07:34:57 AM
President Kamala Harris in
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2...
3.....
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: oldfart on November 20, 2021, 07:51:03 AM
So many opportunities for jokes about the Biden colorectal exam.
Let's see some.
Title: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Jl808 on November 20, 2021, 09:05:09 AM
Docs find Obama’s missing gloves lost during a previous puppeteering session.
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: oldfart on November 20, 2021, 12:53:11 PM
Docs find Obama’s missing gloves lost during a previous puppeteering session.
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LOL

Then the doctor gave him 2 thumbs up
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: changemyoil66 on November 20, 2021, 01:20:59 PM
President Kamala Harris in
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What sorcery is this?


It's

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1....

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Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 20, 2021, 01:27:39 PM
What sorcery is this?


It's

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2...
1....

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He had it right.  If he said 3, 2, 1, and she didn't become president at that moment, it would have been #Fake News!    :geekdanc:

Starting at one and using the "...", his statement isn't false.  You can keep counting until she's sworn in.

 :shaka: :rofl:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: ren on November 20, 2021, 01:34:15 PM
Private school....3.14......GPA
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: drck1000 on November 20, 2021, 01:36:48 PM
Private school....3.14......GPA
Reputable? 
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: changemyoil66 on November 20, 2021, 01:46:08 PM
He had it right.  If he said 3, 2, 1, and she didn't become president at that moment, it would have been #Fake News!    :geekdanc:

Starting at one and using the "...", his statement isn't false.  You can keep counting until she's sworn in.

 :shaka: :rofl:
Like glock mags.

7,8,9,9.1,9.2,9.3,9.4,9.5,9.6, 10.

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Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: macsak on November 20, 2021, 01:56:37 PM
Like glock mags.

7,8,9,9.1,9.2,9.3,9.4,9.5,9.6, 10.

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just write "10" on the side with metallic marker...
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: ren on November 20, 2021, 02:43:15 PM
Reputable?

School of hard knocks! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 20, 2021, 02:45:34 PM
American Cancer Society Does Not Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for Ages 75+; Biden's 78

https://www.cnsnews.com/article/washington/susan-jones/american-cancer-society-does-not-recommend-routine-colonoscopy-ages

Learned something today! :thumbsup:

So with that being said, wonder why biden went for a colonoscopy.  Hmmmm, maybe it was to check for something else.  Like mental acumen?  But White House shame admit it.  No blame them, lol! :rofl:

So many opportunities for jokes about the Biden colorectal exam.
Let's see some.

Why did biden undergo a colorectal exam?......Because the White House heard he's full of shit.....

Yeah, kinda lame but I'm proud of it because I made it up and wanted to share. :crazy:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 20, 2021, 02:49:39 PM
Learned something today! :thumbsup:

So with that being said, wonder why biden went for a colonoscopy.  Hmmmm, maybe it was to check for something else.  Like mental acumen?  But White House shame admit it.  No blame them, lol! :rofl:

Why did biden undergo a colorectal exam?......Because the White House heard he's full of shit.....

Yeah, kinda lame but I'm proud of it because I made it up and wanted to share. :crazy:

I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?).  Sent the sample in, and they said it was positive.  So, they scheduled me for a colonoscopy that turned out negative.

I imagine Biden may have not been doing a "routine" or scheduled exam, but rather one predicated on a screening.

Just a theory.

Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: drck1000 on November 20, 2021, 02:50:52 PM
School of hard knocks! :thumbsup:
Def respectable school then.
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: oldfart on November 20, 2021, 03:04:22 PM
Pi-vate school....3.145926......GPA
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Fify
I wen go pubic school cuz
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Rocky on November 20, 2021, 03:26:54 PM
I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?). 
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Inspector on November 20, 2021, 03:28:22 PM
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Roto Rooter?  :rofl:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 20, 2021, 03:34:05 PM
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You can get almost anything you need inserted for the right price down in Waikiki!   :geekdanc:

Or so I've been told.   O0
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: oldfart on November 20, 2021, 03:34:58 PM
How'd you manage to get all that camera & hose up there without looking ?   :shake:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
....
Must have had help.
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: mrgaf on November 20, 2021, 07:27:16 PM
Biden got a black eye and bloody nose when the proctologist shoved the scope up his ass……. :wave:
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: eyeeatingfish on November 20, 2021, 08:54:17 PM
I used the home screening test kit (ColoGuard?).  Sent the sample in, and they said it was positive.  So, they scheduled me for a colonoscopy that turned out negative.

I imagine Biden may have not been doing a "routine" or scheduled exam, but rather one predicated on a screening.

Just a theory.

That would be the most likely explanation. Either that or he had precancerous polyps removed before and is recommended for more common screenings.

Either way glad he doesn't have colon cancer.
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: hvybarrels on November 20, 2021, 11:49:27 PM
The most likely explanation is that they are lying just like they do with everything else
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: eyeeatingfish on November 21, 2021, 09:35:56 PM
The most likely explanation is that they are lying just like they do with everything else

If they were lying why not just not mention anything at all?
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: changemyoil66 on November 21, 2021, 10:00:39 PM
If they were lying why not just not mention anything at all?
Cause he will be seen going into a hospital.

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Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 21, 2021, 10:55:53 PM
If they were lying why not just not mention anything at all?

Because (1) Biden transferred his powers (including Commander in Chief) to Harris while he was anesthetized, and (2) if anything happened that Biden slipped into a coma, died or in any other way became incapacitated, the country would want to know why this situation wasn't made public before it became a major problem.

Sometimes staying quiet and hoping nobody notices doesn't work.  Harris assuming the role of Acting President would become a matter of public record.  Someone somewhere would have stumbled across that no matter how far down in the news it was buried.
Title: Re: American Cancer Society Doesn’t Recommend Routine Colonoscopy for 75+ Biden’s 78
Post by: eyeeatingfish on November 22, 2021, 07:40:07 PM
Because (1) Biden transferred his powers (including Commander in Chief) to Harris while he was anesthetized, and (2) if anything happened that Biden slipped into a coma, died or in any other way became incapacitated, the country would want to know why this situation wasn't made public before it became a major problem.

Sometimes staying quiet and hoping nobody notices doesn't work.  Harris assuming the role of Acting President would become a matter of public record.  Someone somewhere would have stumbled across that no matter how far down in the news it was buried.

Good point, I forgot about the transfer of power thing.