I've thought of getting a straight razor shave from a barber, but on the other hand, I haven't been to a barber since about 1987. Something about a straight razor shave kind of makes me nervous, too. I seem to keep thinking of Vincent van Gogh:

My father used to shave with a straight razor, but started to use double-edged Gillette safety razors and never went back to them. For a long time the best shave I got was from the Gillette Sensor Excel cartridge razor, but they started to get too expensive. They're now about $20 for a pack of ten. To save money, I got a battery-operated razor sharpener. It works, but I also found that honing the razor on a piece of newsprint works very well, and there are times when I think they come out better and sharper than when they are band new.
When multiple-blade razors first came out, I thought they were ridiculous. Then they had 3-blade razors, then 4. "Hey, why not ten blades," I thought to myself. But they do work better.
Even though my beard is now white/grey and doesn't show much of a "5 o'clock shadow," it's pretty thick, so I am always looking for new shaving methods. (Yes, I also use an electric razor when in a hurry.)
Of late, Kroger (King Soopers out here) has come out with a pack of four 4-edged disposable razors for only about eight bucks, and I am very pleased with them. They also re-sharpen on the newprint pretty well. I have a leather strop for knives and such, but the newprint works perhaps better, at least on the razors. You just push the dry blade with the edge along the paper, varying the direction of stroke.
I know this newsprint honing only polishes one side of the edge, but that doesn't seem to matter. I guess if you're getting a zero-thickness edge, it doesn't matter that you're only working on one side.
One hint (in any sharpening) is whatever medium you're using, use lighter and lighter strokes as you proceed. My father taught me that.
Sex with your face, huh? Isn't there a poem... something, something... about that, tickles my brain... having to do with some town up in Maine? I can't remember exactly.
Terry, 230RN
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