My friend from HHAA sent this to me so I will share this thought...
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Research shows that Howler Monkeys that exhibit louder calls have smaller testicles.
http://nextshark.com/howler-monkey-testicles-study/

In other words, loudmouths have smaller balls.

link to the research publication:
http://www.cell.com/current-biology/abstract/S0960-9822(15)01109-4?_returnURL=http%3A%2F%2Flinkinghub.elsevier.com%2Fretrieve%2Fpii%2FS0960982215011094%3Fshowall%3Dtrue

I have a big stick. 

Which I carry with me because we don't have CCW here in Hawaii.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

As a general rule, a mammal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species – even between closely related ones. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.



Just start calling people Gorilla dick, most would think/assume it's a complement.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

As a general rule, a mammal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species – even between closely related ones. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.



Just start calling people Gorilla dick, most would think/assume it's a complement.

Penis size is just a modern fixation. There were periods in history when a smaller penis was more attractive to women, so it's just a fad.

If I could have the strength and size of a gorilla or the strength of a chimp, I'd take a small weenis and micro balls any day.

Talk shit about my gorilla dick and I'll rip your arms and face off 

Penis size is just a modern fixation. There were periods in history when a smaller penis was more attractive to women, so it's just a fad.

If I could have the strength and size of a gorilla or the strength of a chimp, I'd take a small weenis and micro balls any day.

Talk shit about my gorilla dick and I'll rip your arms and face off 

Okay I won't mention your micro penis to anyone.

Okay I won't mention your micro penis to anyone.

micro balls, travel size penis.

Penis size is just a modern fixation. There were periods in history when a smaller penis was more attractive to women, so it's just a fad.

I'll be a good guy and not inquire why you went to the trouble of researching that.....................

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I'll be a good guy and not inquire why you went to the trouble of researching that.....................

Learned it in art class.

That's why Greek sculptures had guys with little wangs, as it was the in thing back then.

Force fed the micro penis history by liberals, so to say.

Then again, Macsak just likes to get force fed the micro penis in general, so...

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Why are you drawing micro penis' on the thread, K30l4

Why are you drawing micro penis' on the thread, K30l4

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Lol
I get the joke now

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Lol
I get the joke now

Lol!
Got the point across.

BALLSACKS.
MOST NOT USING THEM ANYWAYS.