http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obesity-becomes-worldwide-epidemic-us-is-the-fattest/article/2629712

The two countries with the lowest rates of obesity (Japan and Korea) also have the lowest rates of gun ownership (virtually banned).

The country with the most guns and highest gun ownership rate (United States) has the highest rate of obesity.

Coincidence? I think not! I'm sure the civilian disarmament advocates will be making hay with this in the next 24 hours. In order to protect the health of Americans, we need to ban guns!

 

Look at the graphic:

      Mexico virtually bans most calibers and types of firearms; set limit of how many a Household may own and a super complicated process to apply for a license.

Therefore, if I sell off my guns then I don't have to worry about my weight any more

     Mexico virtually bans most calibers and types of firearms; set limit of how many a Household may own and a super complicated process to apply for a license.

Hey, like any good "gun violence prevention" "researcher" funded by Bloomberg/Joyce Foundation/Etc. I cherry-picked the data I needed to "prove" my point: Guns are bad (for just about any reason anyone could imagine... in this case: they cause obesity). Now I'll have to go into some arcane statistical explanation (See: Donohue's "synthetic models" (aka "totally made up in order to prove our predetermined conclusion"), etc.) to explain away your pointing out a contradiction an outlier or anomaly that really has no bearing on proving that guns are bad. Because I said so.

Therefore, if I sell off my guns then I don't have to worry about my weight any more

Precisely! And if you don't get the message and take better care of your health by voluntarily getting rid of your firearms, the state will assist you by confiscating them from you for your own good. See how that works? 

Therefore, if I sell off my guns then I don't have to worry about my weight any more

You better start selling them off quick!!! Or, maybe you shouldn't have bought so many!!! 

The two countries with the lowest rates of obesity  tall people (Japan and Korea) also have the lowest rates of gun ownership (virtually banned).

The country with the most guns and highest gun ownership rate (United States) has the highest rate of obesity tall people.  

Coincidence? I think not!   

The two countries with the lowest rates of obesity  tall people (Japan and Korea) also have the lowest rates of gun ownership (virtually banned).

The country with the most guns and highest gun ownership rate (United States) has the highest rate of obesity tall people.  

Coincidence? I think not!   

Good catch! I'll should change the title of my research to "Guns Cause Tall Fat Obese People". 

Do they sell low calorie firearms?

No wonder I'm such a short fat ass? He'll just bought another gun and I feel fatter! Guns can possibly cause brain damage. Yup, after the old lady found out about my recent purchases I got threatened with a cast iron skillet 🍳!  Crazy bitch 😜👵🏻🙃😄

I used to snorkel a lot but decided shooting was a safer hobby, albeit more expensive.

kinda.

I thought forks cause people to be fat, cars drive drunk, and pencils misspell words?

kinda.

He don't need no stinkin' stairs!

Also, note finger on trigger. He's ready to roll (against that zombie up on the ceiling)!

He don't need no stinkin' stairs!

Also, note finger on trigger. He's ready to roll (against that zombie up on the ceiling)!

eh braddah mercy. Ja, no make fun of his trigger finger mon. (in Jamaican accent)