Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com (Read 2412 times)

Hanabata

Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com
« on: January 14, 2019, 12:37:51 PM »
So I was looking for a charcoal chimney on Amazon.com and was reading through the reviews and some of the questions people had about the various products.
Descriptions on all of these are pretty much the same: Crumple up some newspaper at the bottom, and place charcoal on top. Light and wait.

But one question in particular caught my eye...  And numerous answers that people left!



Q: What can a Millennial use for starter since newspapers are no more?

A: The cardboard sign from your last protest.

A: The stack of pink slips you've accumulated from the jobs you've been unable to hold.

A: The tissues you used when Trump won the election.

A: The photo of Crooked Hillary that you still carry around in your wallet.

A: Your centerfold pics of Nancy Pelosi.



 :shaka:

hvybarrels

Re: Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2019, 02:52:29 AM »
The dollar bills in your wallet that have no more value thanks to inflation

The useless degree that put you in debt for the rest of your life

The title for you parents refinanced home that will soon be underwater again
« Last Edit: January 15, 2019, 03:00:53 AM by hvybarrels »
Stop blaming lazy people. We didn’t do anything.

rklapp

Re: Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2019, 11:57:35 AM »
The useless degree that put you in debt for the rest of your life
Especially art history and women study degrees...
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oldfart

Re: Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2019, 02:37:37 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What, Me Worry?

changemyoil66

Re: Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2019, 09:10:08 AM »
Especially art history and women study degrees...

Funny but true.  I have a few friends with those degrees.  After a few years of no job, they went back to school and majored in something else.  Got a job within 3 months of graduating with new degree (business, education, and nursing).

robtmc

Re: Funny responses to Millennial's question on Amazon.com
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2019, 04:40:45 PM »
Funny but true.  I have a few friends with those degrees.  After a few years of no job, they went back to school and majored in something else.

Lucky for them they were able to handle a more serious major. 

Most that take those soft courses are not.