You know you've got "problems" when. . . (finish the statement)

when after I drank my morning coffee and felt the deuce coming on and I remembered that the water is shut off for the next 3 hours. 

Meant to be light hearted and entertaining. 

Anyone else? 

99 problems and a ....

99 problems and a ....

Take one down, pass it around
98 problems

99 problems and a ....

too many heads isn't one of them?   

You know you've got "problems" when. . . (finish the statement)

when after I drank my morning coffee and felt the deuce coming on and I remembered that the water is shut off for the next 3 hours. 

Meant to be light hearted and entertaining. 

Anyone else?

When can't get too many people to respond to your post.

Honestly, I could come up with anything clever.

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When can't get too many people to respond to your post.

Honestly, I could come up with anything clever.

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Haha  Just trying to lighten the mood.  More guns and bs like this keeps it fun.  The other stuff is more 

   

Haha  Just trying to lighten the mood.  More guns and bs like this keeps it fun.  The other stuff is more 

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You know you've got  problems when ...


...you develop an addiction to brake fluid, and you think you can stop anytime you want.

You know you've got problems when......

You suddenly crave sashimi so you go to the store and find endless amounts of the most beautiful and freshest sashimi of all types and all of them at low, low prices.

And you just happen to have all the money in the world.......

(I know....  a weird and wonderful problem to have but this is how I think most times.... )

When your bank account is empty but your checkbook isn't.

You know you've got problems when......

You suddenly crave sashimi so you go to the store and find endless amounts of the most beautiful and freshest sashimi of all types and all of them at low, low prices.

And you just happen to have all the money in the world.......

(I know....  a weird and wonderful problem to have but this is how I think most times.... )

Sounds like you're living in a combination of a charmed life (all the money in the world) and a dream land (lots of freshest sashimi at low prices). 

Def not a bad problem to have.  Love sashimi and luckily lots of places to pick up fresh stuff every day.  Not low prices, but can. 

When your bank account is empty but your checkbook isn't.

You know you've got problems when......
your bank account looks like a phone number.

   Mine is 9.11

Lately, I just know I got problems!

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Sounds like you're living in a combination of a charmed life (all the money in the world) and a dream land (lots of freshest sashimi at low prices). 

Def not a bad problem to have.  Love sashimi and luckily lots of places to pick up fresh stuff every day.  Not low prices, but can.

Ha, ha, I was just playing around.   I wish I had all the money in the world.  Was just trying to add to the light-heartedness and it ended up coming out weird.  Like me.

Ha, ha, I was just playing around.   I wish I had all the money in the world.  Was just trying to add to the light-heartedness and it ended up coming out weird.  Like me.

Haha, I figured you were joking around.  And yeah, you weird. . . 

 

 

Ok.  Let me try again.

You know you've got problems when:

You're on a Vacations Hawaii flight to Vegas filled with geezers.  You ate the greasy triple whopper with cheese at Burger King before boarding the flight.  An hour into the flight everyone is notified that 2 lavatories are out of order.

Then you realize that about a third of the old geezers hobbling and waddling to go to the bathroom were at that Burger King too........

. . . when you receive a voicemail that your home appliance that you paid for over 2 months ago is delayed and to call (Company), and then try to get help from the Company's local appliance salesperson and actually expect them to be knowledgeable or helpful. 

Appliance sales people these days are about the quality of the products they sell.  No where near the quality of what they used to be. . . 

Anyways. . . carrying on

You know you've got "problems" when. . .
Your weed wacker ain't working right and so you figure take off the gas line from the bulb end, stick the compressor to it and just as you squeeze the lever to "blow the line clear, you see the other end is still in the tank with cap screwed on. 
Oh F, that stung.

... when the sidewalk is a sheet of ice, and you can't get any traction.